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The Smoking Gun…

I’ve covered this issue repeatedly in this blog: The dems are in cahoots with the repubs! Here comes the mother of all proofs. It’s from Military families Speak Out:

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MILITARY FAMILIES CALL ON CONGRESS TO REJECT SPEAKER PELOSI’S BETRAYAL OF OUR TROOPS May 7, 2008;

With the House of Representatives preparing to take up legislation that would fund the continuation of the war in Iraq well into 2009, Military Families Speak Out issued the following statement calling on Members of Congress to reject the House Leadership’s strategy supporting the continuation of the war in Iraq.

As House Speaker Nancy Pelosi prepares to implement a strategy that will fund the Iraq war through 2008 and into the first term of the next president, Military Families Speak Out members across the country and on military bases around the world are outraged at this massive betrayal of our loved ones, all of our troops, our families, this nation and the people of Iraq. This strategy is designed to allow Congress to avoid a potentially embarrassing vote in the weeks and months leading up to the election in November, and to prevent a new president from having to ask for war funding in his/her first months in office.

It is a cruel maneuver being done on the backs, bodies, and spirits of our troops. The pain that continuing the war will cause military families, our loved ones, and the people of Iraq is incalculable. Military and Gold Star families know the real cost of this war. We know that more than 4,000 U.S. troops and over one million Iraqi children, women, and men have already died in a war that should never have happened — and every day this war continues, more will be killed and more will sustain devastating, lifelong physical and psychological injuries.

We know that many of our troops are on their third, fourth, fifth and now sixth deployments; and that being sent into combat again and again takes a severe toll on their bodies and their minds. As a result, suicide rates among troops returning from Iraq are sky-rocketing — with the Director of the National Institute for Mental Health recently suggesting that suicide may be claiming the lives of more troops serving in and returning from Iraq than enemy fire.

The lives at stake and the lives that have already been sacrificed are the lives of our sons and daughters, sisters and brothers, husbands and wives. They are our hearts. We are angered at this betrayal by Speaker Pelosi and her colleagues who took control of Congress on a promise to end the war in Iraq. We are sick and tired of Congress members who tell us how much they hate this war and then turn around and continue to fund it.

Speaker Pelosi and other Congressional leaders want to sweeten this deadly pill of the war funding by adding money to help more Veterans go to college and toothless provisions calling for a timetable for troop withdrawals that they know President Bush will veto or use signing statements to ignore. None of that changes the fact that a vote for this bill is a vote to continue funding an illegal, immoral, unjust and unjustifiable war. Military Families Speak Out calls on Members of Congress to reject the House Leadership’s strategy, oppose any bill that provides funding to continue the war in Iraq, and to support full funding for the safe and swift return of U.S. troops to their home duty stations, and for the care they need when they get home.

We remind all in Congress that funding this war is not “funding our troops” – it is killing our troops. Members of Military Families Speak Out are available for interview — including families with loved ones currently serving in Iraq, families whose loved ones have died as a result of this war, families of troops who have suffered physical and psychological injuries, and families of those awaiting deployment or re-deployment. Military Families Speak Out (MFSO) is a national organization of almost 4,000 families who are opposed to the war in Iraq and have loved ones who serve or have served in the military since the fall of 2002. Gold Star Families Speak Out is a national chapter of MFSO with families whose loved ones died as a result of the war.

For more information about Military Families Speak Out, please visit www.mfso.org ; for more information about the chapter Gold Star Families Speak Out see www.gsfso.org

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I’m one of those family members. My oldest son recently returned from his first tour of duty over there…

There you have it. What I’ve been saying in this blog for over a year now. What I have been screaming in real life since before the first boot hit the ground:

The dirty dems have

NO INTENTION

of ending the war!

The rotten bastards are gonna keep at it with no end in sight! SONOFABUSH! WTF!? When are YOU gonna wake up? There is ONLY ONE CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT WHO WILL END THE WAR:

VOTENADER.ORG

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are SURE YOU WILL SEE THE TRUTH…

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ClapSo’s Helpful Household Tip #1

As reported earlier in this blog. The Telepathic Crickets™ and I have moved into a new HQ. We required a bit of funding to make our new digs happen, and since blogging don’t pay too well we had to get it from a “not for profit” agency. The one we found that would fund us did a real good job, until we got to the point in the process where we received a “case manager.” For those that have never had a case manager, you can find one on the chart below. They are the littlest one on the left:

We also required some furniture for our HQ. This required another agency and of course yet another “case manager.” That has brought our case manager total to a grand sum of two and that being two more then any poor soul ever should be inflicted with we are at wits end around here. The first thing I noticed about both my case managers is neither one of them have any discernible job skills. That’s right they are completely skill free, just like me. Unfortunately, they are not quite ClapSoesque in that they don’t make their lack of any real job skills charming, as I do. As alternative careers I believe that case managers would make great senators on the take (yes I realize that is redundant) or pimps.

I promised a helpful hint in the title of this post. Here it is:

NEVER ALLOW A “CASE MANAGER” TO SHOP FOR ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY FURNITURE! THEY WILL BUY YOU STUFF IN BOXES MARKED WITH THE FOLLOWING DIRE WARNING:

“SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED”

I have spent the better part of the last week trying to figure out how to put my “case manager” purchased couch together. I have settled on plan B. I have stuffed all three thousand unrecognizable parts back in the box they came in and am now sitting on the damn box! It’s quite comfy really…

The main reason case managers are totally useless is due to the fact that they are “supervised”, and I use the term loosely, by “executive directors” who work under a set of “program directives” that seem to be made up on the spot as they go along. There is only a single guiding principle related to these “program directives.” That is:

If it’s useless, annoying, stupid, and a complete waste of time and resources, it’s a “program directive.”

It should also be noted that if one takes a “job” as a “case manager” and fails at it, one is then promoted to “executive director.”

One of the many time wasting techniques used by case managers is called the “home visit.” The knuckle dragging twits come to your HQ and make complete pests of themselves. Today marks the ninth time in a month that we are havin’ one of these blessed events…

PLEASE support and vote for the only candidate for president that will do away with “case managers”:

VOTENADER.ORG

The Telepathic Crickets™ and I have been laying sand bags and stocking up on ammunition in preparation for the “case manager’s” latest home invasion! WE WILL NOT SURRENDER!

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Asleep at the Switch…

Well, it looks like the criminals in the mortgage industry are expecting a little company. This from the new york times:

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Government Intensifies Mortgage Investigation

Published: May 5, 2008

Federal agencies are intensifying a criminal investigation of the mortgage industry and focusing on whether some lenders turned a blind eye to inflated income figures provided by borrowers.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation and the criminal division of the Internal Revenue Service have formed a task force to examine mortgages that were made with little or no proof of the earnings or assets of borrowers, a government official who had been briefed on the matter said Sunday.

The group also includes federal prosecutors in New York, Los Angeles, Philadelphia, Dallas and Atlanta, said the official, who spoke on the condition that he not be identified.

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Time to bring out the wrist slapping judge. NOW the irs and fbi are on this, NOW? It’s a bit late I think. SONOFABUSH! The robbery has already taken place. The truth is, the lawlessness of the corpaRATeers and is well documented. This kind of thievery has been taking place for over a century. The subprime mortgage scandal is just the latest. We need make MAJOR changes to how our government and economy are run. Such change can’t come from the dems or repubs. They are rooted in the self same corruption that leads to these failures. Here’s a hint:

Yes, it’s our old enemy the crooked eeeeeeeeee. This out of control company is a perfect example of how the criminal corporations screw us. They con us and rob us blind. THEY BUY MEMBERS OF OUR GOVERNMENT WITH BRIBES er, um “campaign contributions” then write legislation that their bought and prayed for politicians get passed on us like a kidney stone. This is done while they trickle down on us in the worst way. Then they use this ilk:

To sell us their latest larcenies as good for us. When it all blows up, we get a flurry of investigations, followed by nobody doing any hard time. The corporations are often required to pay poultry fines, but the thieves in charge never suffer at all. This is why, since the corporation was created, we get scandal after scandal. IT’S HIGH TIME THE corpoRATeers start doing some jail time for their crimes!

The two parties of the apocalypse are in cahoots with each other and with their friends, the corpoRATe criminals. WTF!? when are YOU gonna wake up?

There is only one candidate for president that will fix what’s wrong with our government and economy:

VOTENADER.ORG

The Telepathic Crickets on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are tired of seeing the economic and political criminals get off scott free!

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The war disaster = the economic disaster!

As usual, many of my fellow citizens are failing to see the forest because the trees are in the way. That goes double for the main stream media. This from cnn:

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CNN poll: Economy far ahead of war as top issue in 2008 race

By Paul Steinhauser
CNN Deputy Political Director

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana (CNN) — A new poll indicates that the economy is issue No. 1 with American voters, now more than ever.

Forty-nine percent of those questioned in a new CNN/Opinion Research Corp. survey released Friday said the economy is the top issue in their vote for president, seven points higher than found in a March survey.

The Iraq War is a distant second, with 19 percent of those polled saying it’s the most important issue, followed by the issues of health care at 14 percent, terrorism at 9 percent and immigration at 8 percent.

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SONOFABUSH! It’s time to see the connection. The war has been and will continue to be a MAJOR DRAG on our economy. Anyone who thinks those idiots in washingtOOn can continue to spend billions and even trillions of dollars on this disaster of a war AND at the same time “fix” the failing economy is kidding themselves.

The failure of the war and the failure of the economy are twin orphans of the ignoble parenting practiced by the two parties of the apocalypse. The dems and repubs are in cahoots on these and other failures. We continue to be robbed by the thieves in washingtOOn. Our erstwhile “leaders” have led us down the primrose path. We are getting stuck with the thorns as I speak. WTF!? The corpRATeers are making out like the bandits they are as we suffer ALL THE COSTS of the bush crime family’s failed policies! What do the three stooges of the apocalypse (unindited co-conspirators of labushanostra) have to say about this:

MOE (aka mugsy mcPain)

I support the troops and believe my ass is made out of green cheese just like the moon, DAGNABIT.

LARRY (aka hillary dillary doo)

I support the troops and believe my hair is made of cotton candy.

CURLY (aka sweet talkin’ slim)

I have he audacity to hope the voters won’t catch on that I’m as big a green cheese cotton candy ass fool as the other two stooges.

THROW THE PEACE PIE IN THE STOOGES FACES!

Support and vote for the only candidate for president that will end the war, dismantle the military industrial complex, and give we the people a larger piece of the economic pie!

VOTENADER.ORG

The telepathic crickets and I hope YOU are finally getting a clue about what goes on in washingtOOn and will not be fooled again by the dems or repubs…

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Cricketstock - Three days of PEACE and Telepathic Crickets…

Well, the calender tells me that tomorrow (May 3rd) this blog will be one year old. In honor of this most auspicious event, we here at ClapSotronics are calling on all three of our loyal readers (The Cricketeers) to have forth with a grand celebration we hope to make an annual event.

CRICKETSTOCK 2008!

This will of course entail:

The lighting of bonfires (please do this out of doors!)

Drunken debauchery (this is as good an indoor activity as outdoors)

Nude Coed Volleyball (played anywhere one or more nude coeds can be found)

Pig roasts, Clambakes and other such gluttony (NO TOFU PLEASE!)

Satanic rituals such as bowling, lawn darts and Texas hold em

Did I mention Drunken Debauchery?

Any other damn thing anyone wants to do (please do not use hard liquor and handguns at the same time)

One of the oft asked questions we get here at ClapSotronics is:

When are we gonna get nude pics of the Telepathic Crickets? Well, the time has come. Here they are, naked as jaybirds, the Telepathic Crickets on our editorial board:

MEGACHIRP the big boss cricket (he eats his own young as well as any dem or repub that gets too close)

SUZYCHIRP the big bosses main squeeze (check out dem legs hubba hubba)

HAROLDCHIRP the big bosses idiot nephew (he’s family so we had to hire him)

RUNTYCHIRP (the only youngin’ that’s too fast for Megachirp to catch and eat)

ZAPPYCHIRP the prototype that will eventually replace the rest of the crickets

CAN O’ CRICKETS (GOOD EATIN’)

Don’t worry if you live too far from ClapSotronics HQ to join us for the party! Just have one of your own!!!

Please remember to support the only presidential candidate with a cricket full employment plan. Crickets need to make a living too!

VOTENADER.ORG

The Telepathic Crickets and I will see ya again on Monday. That is, if we ain’t too hung over. We also wish to thank all our blog buddies out there in blog land for helping us make this blog such a success!

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A Study in Passive Resistance…

For about SEVEN YEARS the bush crime family and it’s unindited co-conspirators in the house and senate have been pissing on our constitution. They have done so with the so called “patriot act”, they have done so by taking “impeachment off the table” and most egregiously they have done so by the disgraceful use of extraordinary rendition followed by denial of a fair and speedy trial. SONOFABUSH! This from the new york times:

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An Apologetic Boycott in Good-Natured Banter

Published: April 30, 2008

GUANTÁNAMO BAY, Cuba — The first indication that the afternoon’s hearing in the case of Salim Hamdan was going to be different came when he showed up in war crimes court in his prison khakis, a loose-fitting outfit that looked like yesterday’s pajamas.

The flowing white robe and the checked blazer he wore in Tuesday morning were gone. A curious prosecutor asked the judge to inquire. The judge, a Navy captain with something of a soft touch, said Mr. Hamdan could wear whatever he wanted to court.

For a minute, the routine of legal arguments resumed in the courtroom on the hill overlooking the old Guantánamo airstrip.

But then, in that complicated dance that comes when a man has a translator, there was a stir at the defense table and some signaling. Mr. Hamdan had something to say. “I like this clothes,” he said.

Then, Mr. Hamdan, whose name already has a big place in American law, and the Navy judge, who seemed to want most to keep his case moving, began an extraordinary 40-minute exchange about the fairness of Guantánamo and the definition of justice.

“There is no such thing as justice here,” Mr. Hamdan said. He said he would boycott. He said he would not allow his lawyers to speak in his absence, an option it is not clear he has.

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The question in the cases of those imprisoned at gitmo is: ARE THEY GUILTY OF A CRIME? Under the constitution, they would be innocent until proven guilty. Unfortunately, labushanostra has done everything in it’s power to remove the protections granted by the constitution from being invoked by the gitmo detainees. The house and senate have been willing co-conspirators in this criminal violation of OUR CIVIL RIGHTS!

Fortunately, there is at least one person imprisoned who has done more to defend our constitution then all the stooges and shemps of the two parties of the apocalypse combined. So successful was Salim Hamdan and his legal defense team, that the CRIMINALS AND UNINDITED CO-CONSPIRATORS put into place the disgrace called “the military commissions act.” If you don’t know what that is and what it’s sickening effect ON ALL OF US IS, I suggest you view the following video:

Many of us have indeed “been living as if in a trance.” So completely out of the loop have a goodly percentage of WE the PEOPLE been. That the fascist regime in washingtOOn has been able to suspend the fountain head of our civil rights. The writ of habeas corpus, which grants the right of anyone accused of a crime to petition the court for A REASON WHY THEY ARE BEING HELD has been suspended for those held FOR ALMOST SEVEN YEARS AT GITMO. The military commissions act gives the present criminal regime AND ALL FUTURE TYRANTS the ability to completely ignore the constitution.

To Salim Hamdan and his defense team I would like to give my sincere word of thanks. You have done more to defend our civil rights then all the elected idiots in washingtOOn ever have. As to whether Salim Hamdan and the rest of the gitmo detainees are guilty of anything. No one will ever know for sure if this kangaroo court at gitmo is allowed to continue. Only the protections granted under the constitution can make me believe that the gitmo detainees have ANY CHANCE AT A FAIR TRIAL.

WTF!? How can we continue to let this criminal regime in washingtOOn run wild. How can we even consider voting for any of the three stooges of the apocalypse (mcPain, clinton, obama) when they have been willingly involved in the ASSAULT on our constitutionally granted CIVIL RIGHTS? The answer is simple:

If YOU value YOUR CIVIL RIGHTS you MUST vote for THE ONLY CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT THAT WILL REPEAL BOTH THE MILITARY COMMISSIONS ACT AND THE PATRIOT ACT and restore our civil rights:

VOTENADER.ORG

The Telepathic Crickets and I hope YOU all understand how important the rule of law is. If one of the celebdidates of the two parties of the apocalypse gain the oval office. We will have four more years of executive lawlessness. Only PRESIDENT NADER will restore YOUR civil rights and bring us back to the rule of law.

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“Stimulus Plan” = Big Oil Profits + Larger National Debt!

Well the bush crime family has trumpeted it’s great plan to fix the economy. Since they broke it, it’s theirs. They had plenty of help from their unindited co-conspirators in the house and senate. They broke it too. On with the pork barrel spending! This from the new york times:

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Tax Rebates in $168 Billion Stimulus Plan Begin Arriving in Bank Accounts

Published: April 29, 2008

The federal government began issuing electronic tax rebates on Monday under a $168 billion program to bolster the economy.

President Bush and Congress hope the plan will generate spending and jump-start the economy by putting money in people’s hands. The plan, which was passed by Congress in February, also includes tax breaks for businesses.

Economists have debated how much of an impact the stimulus plan will have. A study of similar rebates in 2001, performed by Joel Slemrod and Matthew D. Shapiro, economics professors at the University of Michigan, found that taxpayers primarily saved the money or used it to pay off debts.

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Slemrod and Shapiro don’t have to worry about anyone saving or paying off debts this time out. We all know what the “rebate checks” are gonna be spent on. This from reuters:

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Gasoline price at record $3.60

By Tom Doggett Mon Apr 28, 5:56 PM ET

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. drivers faced more pain at the pump as the average price for gasoline reached a record $3.60 a gallon on Monday and truckers went to Capitol Hill to protest soaring diesel fuel costs.

The national price for regular, self-service gasoline skyrocketed 9.5 cents over the last week to a new high and is up 63 cents from a year ago, the federal Energy Information Administration said in its survey of service stations.

The pump price has jumped 21 cents a gallon in the last two weeks alone and is expected to keep climbing, due to high crude oil costs that on Monday reached a record $119.93 a barrel at the New York Mercantile Exchange.

The White House said there was nothing the government could do to help lower gasoline prices this spring and summer.

“I think it would be disingenuous and unfortunate for American consumers for them to be led to believe that there is a short-term fix. There’s not going to be one,” White House press secretary Dana Perino told reporters on Monday.

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If anyone has anything left, they can use it to pay for food. The prices at the supermarket are through the roof too. But I’m not telling anyone anything they don’t know. What really sticks me though is how they will pay for this disaster:

Yup, they gonna borrow it. They gonna charge it to us at a later date. ONLY THE IDIOTS IN washingtOOn could come up with a scheme in which they borrow from PETER (YOU!) to pay PETER (YOU!). Where the hell Paul got off to in this scheme is anyones guess. It’s all just another CorpoRATeer enrichment plan. SONOFABUSH!

In the mean time the brilliant war strategy of the two parties of the apocalypse has taken a bizarre turn. The bush crime family installed shiite “government” in Iraq has recently taken a hard line against the shiite militias, so OUR moronic government has managed to turn the shiite against the shitte. What a bunch of geniuses we have in charge all around. Of course our young people in uniform are stuck with this mess and many more of them will come home in body bags or egregiously injured. There have been over a MILLION Iraqis killed. In the mean time we continue to get stuck with the bill for the disaster of a war! HEY g’dubya, what happened to YOUR brilliant war strategy?

“DAGNABIT, It done blowed up!”

Surely the brilliant general in charge has something to say about all this:

FOUR STAR SHEMP (aka general sargent schultz)

I know nothing, NOTHING!

There’s only three things we can do.

ONE, for the disaster of out of control deficit spending on the war and otherwise:

Pelt the bastards in washingtOOn with the Pork Barrel Pot Pie!

TWO, so the low grade morons in washingtOOn can get a clue WHY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET, PELT THE DAMN FOOLS WITH THE PEACE PIE!

THREE, VOTE FOR THE ONLY CANDIDATE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT THAT WILL FIX THIS MESS!

VOTENADER.ORG

Even for the Telepathic Crickets on the ClapSotronics editorial board, voting for Nader is an easy decision. If INSECTS can get that, WHY ARE YOU NOT GETTING IT YET?

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Praying at the Altar of Greed and Want…

Yeah, we ALL need a raise don’t we? Here’s a little essay I wrote almost a decade ago. We’re all still waiting for that raise, while the pig corpoRATeers get EVER RICHER…

Praying at the Altar of Greed and Want or WHY You Should tell the High Priests to Pay Their Employees MORE, it’s the Right Thing to DO!

There is an official religion in the United States, even though the first amendment prohibits such. That religion is the Holy Order of Greed and Want. When I speak of religion in this essay, I’m focusing primarily on the aspect of religion as a belief system used as an element of social control. As you read this essay try to see how you have been indoctrinated and eventually initiated into this religion. Perhaps you don’t truly believe as much as the high priests think you do.

A few months ago, I struck up a conversation with a mcdonalds manager. I shared with him my management technique which I call simply BLAME SYSTEM NOT PEOPLE. In this way of thinking, management is freed from the usual hunt for WHO is at fault when something goes wrong. Instead, a manager looks for what in the management SYSTEM led to the failure. I have used this technique myself. Everybody in the workplace wins with this system in place. The employees are freed from the blame and shame of the usual authoritative management style. The managers are freed from ferreting out the offending party and there is more communication and cooperation. This in turn leads to better problem solving, more time to do productive work and therefore higher productivity. Everyone is happier and more willing to talk. The manager of the McDonalds was thrilled with the results. I was even offered a job with his company. I politely declined. As a full time student, I have more then enough work to keep me busy. Besides, I never in my over 20 years in the restaurant business convinced upper level management that the second step is more important then the first. The first step is just the beginning, it works for a time by itself. In order to sustain it the second step must be instituted.

Step two USE SYSTEM TO HELP PEOPLE. By that, I mean PAY A LIVING WAGE AND OFFER THE KIND OF BENEFITS THE OWNERS TAKE FOR GRANTED. Yes, as outrageous as it seems, I suggest that people get paid more for their work. It should be obvious to anyone that looks that OWNERSHIP IS OVER COMPENSATED WHILE WORK IS UNDER COMPENSATED. I know there are some out there that will say “The owners deserve more because they take all the risk in business.” This is big lie number one, among the many other lies the high priests have convinced most of us is true. Let’s debunk this total bullshit shall we? We will follow the course of people and their families connected with the XYZ Corporation. The following is purely hypothetical. Any resemblance to persons or organizations living or dead is purely coincidental.

Sheila Sweet has worked at XYZ for three months. She has a personal net worth of around $200. She’s 19 and has one three-year-old child. She loves her child as all of us love our children. She had to leave high school without graduating due to her pregnancy. She and her baby live with her mother, a widow, in the two-bedroom house her father paid off just one year before he passed away. Since she has very few other opportunities for employment, she must work assembling McWidgets™ for the XYZ Corporation and is paid minimum wage. XYZ is what’s considered a progressive employer. She receives minimal medical benefits, for which she must pay half out of pocket. Even with her salary and her mother’s Social Security survivor’s benefits, it’s rough for this family to make ends meet.

Charles spud has worked for the XYZ Corporation for eight years, he has a personal net worth of around $15,000, mostly equity in his home, but Charles is a company man so he has bought 200 shares of XYZ stock which is placed in his self financed retirement plan. He started working for the XYZ Corporation when he was in High School, part-time at first, then full time upon graduation. He started in the same job as Sheila and has worked his way up to assistant manager. Since he is a valued long-term employee, he receives the whopping sum of eight dollars per hour. He has the same medical benefits as Sheila and the addition of two weeks paid vacation. His wife, Chive, also works. She’s paid seven dollars an hour without benefits. Both their children attend public school. The Spud’s hope to have enough saved in two years to add an additional bedroom to their now two-bedroom home so their children can each have their own bedroom. That’s if their nine year-old car holds up long enough. The Spud’s love their children, as all of us love our children.

Harvey Greedly is the CEO and President of the XYZ Corporation. He has a personal net worth, of cash and property in excess of $10,000,000. Half of that sum is stock in the XYZ Corporation. On a more personal note, Harvey has a thriving Chia™ Pet farm he enjoys as his hobby. Harvey’s wife Hymaintenance (Hy to her friends) is very active in local charities. It’s always a joy for me when rich greedy types give back a small portion of the money they steal from their employees. It never seems to occur to such people that they could give much more to the community BY PAYING THEIR EMPLOYEES A LIVING WAGE! The Greedly’s live in, as they describe it, “a regular house.” In the Nob Hill neighborhood where they live a six bedroom with an in ground pool is a “regular house.” Harvey and Hy have just returned from one of their little trips abroad. With their two grown children away at Harvard and Yale, they have much more time to travel. The Greedly’s love their children, as all of us love our children.

Now back to the big lie about risk. If the XYZ Corporation was to suddenly go out of business both Sheila and Charles would be without jobs. This would cause a big change in both their families lives. Of course since both are good and loving people, they would go out and find other jobs. They will probably suffer unemployment, the question is how long will they be unemployed. Since that is dependent on many factors beyond their control, and lack of control in one’s life is a deep suffering, the Sweet and Spud family’s bear the brunt of the failure of the XYZ Corporation. Add to this the fact that Charles retirement fund is wiped out and you can see that his family suffers an additional loss.

Lets look at what happens to the Greedly family. Since half of Harvey’s net worth is in XYZ stock one would expect his net worth to be cut in half. The poor Greedlys would have to survive on a mere $5,000,000 dollars, BOO HOO! However, this isn’t what probably would happen. You see Harvey is a high priest in the church of greed and want. With the help of the Adepts of his order called Attorneys and Accountants, he sees the collapse of his business coming. The first thing Harvey does is sell off all his XYZ stock. Let’s say this large sale causes the stock price to drop by 20%. Poor Harvey only nets $4,000,000 from this sale. Luckily using the holy writ of the religion of want and greed, CORPORATE LAW, the adepts invoke grand magic and Harvey converts XYZ CORPORATE assets, into PERSONAL wealth. Let’s say Harvey nets $1,000,000 from this fire sale. In this way, Harvey’s personal net worth holds at $10,000,000 dollars. Some would say there’s no magic in the world. This is a truly magical transformation to me. When the bankruptcy court finally convenes, all of the viable assets of the XYZ Corporation are gone. Harvey’s PERSONAL wealth is off limits to the court. Harvey and Hy are off on a world cruise so as to be “Unavailable for comment.”

Even in the extremely unlikely event Harvey is a complete screw-up and manages to lose ALL of his personal wealth, the Greedlys are no worse off then the Sweets and Spuds. After all Harvey and Hy are just as capable of seeking employment as Sheila and Charles. Of course, the rich are so much better then the rest of us. We couldn’t let them suffer the pain of seeking employment.

I hope I’ve shown, in my subtle way, that most of the risk associated with business failure is borne by the employees. Even in the worse case sited above the owners are subjected to only the same fate as the employees. Since such a worse case rarely, if ever, happens the employees are always at greater risk then the owners.

On now to big lie number two, the rich deserve more because they create jobs. Jobs are neither created nor sustained by the rich. All sales come from the customers, since the vast majority of the customers come from the ranks of employees like the Sweet’s and Spud’s it’s easy to see who really creates the jobs. Given that OUR purchases are the cause of job creation, it only makes sense that increased income to working people spurs an increase in sales. Such an increase in sales then leads to further job creation, and an additional increase in sales. It is therefore in all our best interests that we get paid more.

Big lie number three states that wage increases cause inflation. This is for me the most sickening of the big lies. Since the 1970’s real wages, which are a measure of employee pay adjusted for inflation, are DOWN. That means that the majority of price increases have been paid by working people. At the same time, executive and other owner pay is WAY UP. So are corporate profits. Under the bold leadership of Ronald Ray Gun, Bushy Sr. and Slick Willie, we have seen a massive redistribution of wealth into the hands of the few, at the cost to the many. No matter which subgroup of the Republicrat/Dempublican duality has held power in Washingtoon these last 20 years the buying power of the High Priests has risen while we, the working people, have been indoctrinated to believe we deserve less and must pay more! Under the guise of removing “welfare cheats” from the system, we have been told that the social safety net must be dismantled. Poor people are now punished for being poor and must work at minimum wage jobs without benefits in order to feed and house their families. At the same time, Corporations are given massive Federal, State, and Local tax breaks and direct government subsidies. In payment we, the over taxed and under paid, receive minimum or slightly more wage jobs. I ask you, just how stupid are we?

As if the suffering of our neighbors and ourselves isn’t enough, we now have big lie number four, globalization of corporate capitalism is good for us. I will address this simply by stating that as of the writing of this paper the 208 known billionaires in the world control more wealth then 51% of the world population. Are we supposed to truly believe that 208 greedy thieves deserve more then over three billion poor people? Millions of people starve to death every year while the Bill “Robber Geek” Gates fights with the county assessor to lower the property tax on his multi-million dollar mansion. Is the increase of the reach of such as Bill really what the world needs to solve its problems? I think not.

These are just some of the lies the high priests of the church of want and greed would have us believe. I’m sure if you look around, you can find many others. In a nutshell, I hope you can see that your personal interests as well as those of your neighbors and fellow human beings worldwide are poorly served by the church of want and greed. That most of us are left in want while the interests of the greedy are given the lions share of service should be easy to see. How can we make changes in system to better serve our interests? First we must think and speak for ourselves. We must look at how we are blinded by the corporate media (TV, newspapers, etc.) to believe the current system benefits us. We must look at our own lives and decide for ourselves just how personally served we are by a system that gives control of 90% of the worlds wealth to 5% of the population. This means the 95% of us subsist on a Meager 10% of the wealth. Having seen the light of our personal interests, we must attempt to connect to the 95% of us who are under served. We must then act in our own and each other’s best interest.

While I have in the past, and will in the future, take part in mass non-violent demonstrations, the corporate media has been very successful at reporting such demonstrations as outside the mainstream sideshows to the “real” events such as the WTO meetings and the Republicrat/Dempublican conventions. Worse, such “activists” as the self proclaimed “anarchists” of recent Seattle fame stupidly act badly and give the impression that the poor corporate interests are under attack by violent revolutionaries. This translates into the perception that such demonstrations are subject to destructive lawlessness and gives credence to the fascist reaction of the industrial/correctional complex as evidenced by the LAPD actions against the shadow convention in Los Angeles. This doesn’t mean that peaceful participation in these demonstrations is without positive effect. Just that such group activities are not enough.

This is also true of groups such as the Feminists, Unions, various racial, and ethnic groups as well as any other group that has as it’s myopic purview the shifting of more of the already pitiful 10% of the wealth we 95% of the population share to “their” particular group members. The rich love it when we expend our political capital fighting among ourselves for a larger share of the 10%. The more we fight one another, the safer the 90% they control is. We would all be much better served if we would set our sights on getting the greedy to let loose part of the 90% they control. Although I will do whatever I can to help these groups, I wish we all could unite under the flag of class and work together to build the just society. Look at the percentage of the population that your personal issue groups (if you have any favorites) can count as members. Even the largest of such groups, the Feminists only potentially have about half the population as members. The members of my group comprise 100% of the population. All of us have a class. We receive our class absolutely free of charge at birth. If we all get smart, we can come to realize that there are basically two classes. The have too much 5% and the have too little 95%. As members of the united under served 95%, we can then point the finger of shame at the greedy, thieving 5%. Faced with the moral and ethical dilemma of having too much while the rest of us have too little the 5% would be forced to face their own evil greed. To further bring home my point, a rich black woman like Oprah Winfrey can use her wealth, power and status to “opt out” of any social problem. A white male union worker has little chance to do the same. So much for the “white male power structure” and the protection of issue groups. Again, I must stress that participation in issue groups can have a positive effect. It is just not enough.

Having made my case for a change in thinking toward the direction of becoming more connected to others in the under served 95%, I will offer some suggestions for personal action to build the just society. First, if you are a member of any organized group, speak to your group’s conscience about doing things that remove your group’s share of the 10% of the wealth from the corporate greed cycle. By that, I mean do, as much of your shopping for items needed by your group at small local stores as possible. As an example, if you are planning to have a fundraising dinner for your church, try to convince whoever is doing the purchasing to buy the produce at the local farmers market and the bread from a local bakery instead of the corporate supermarket. In this way, we lower the amount siphoned off by the high priests of greed and place the money directly into the hands of our neighbors, the local family farmers and small local shopkeepers. If you don’t have a local farmers market, perhaps your group can work to start one. While you’re at it, perhaps your group can start a food co-op and remove even more of your money from corporate hands. If your group is planning a sales based fundraiser, produce the items you’ll sell yourself. Instead of buying that corporate produced candy for your next Christmas sale, make wreaths yourselves and sell them. Simply put more of your money into the local hands of your neighbors who have a higher likelihood of spending it in our community then shipping the money off to corporate coffers located who knows where to be used to further enrich and empower the greedy. The same is true of your personal purchases.

Having sought to remove as much of your money as possible from the church of greed, if you still find the need to shop at corporate stores there is something you can do that will help your neighbors who are forced to work too hard for too many hours for too little in wages at such stores. After you have paid for your purchases ask to see the manager of the establishment. When he or she comes out from whatever office they live in, proclaim as loudly as you can so all can hear PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES MORE IT’S THE RIGHT THING TO DO! If the manger says, he can’t pay a living wage because wages are set at corporate headquarters, tell the manager to pass your wishes on to corporate HQ. To be fair, many of the managers of the corporate stores I have said this to have expressed that they wish they could pay more. Ask the manager for the mailing and or email address and name of the CEO at corporate HQ. Don’t bother with the “public relations office” address. Make sure you get the CEO’s name and address. When you get home write on a postcard or letter PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES MORE IT’S THE RIGHT THING TO DO! Snail mail or email it off to the CEO. If you receive a reply with the usual tripe about how they pay “competitive wages” and how “local wage trends” determine what employees are paid in your locality, simply write across the page in red magic marker BULLSHIT! PAY A LIVING WAGE! Send it back to your new pen pal the CEO. If you would like to suggest an amount for what a living wage is, $10 per hour is a nice number. That’s about today’s equivalent of what a person working for minimum wage in 1973 was making back then. Since I’m writing this in October 2000 a little over two months from the Christmas season, perhaps it’s time we start a new family tradition and send a Christmas card to the CEO’s of the various corporations. These Christmas cards should say IN THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON OF GIVING, PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES MORE IT’S THE RIGHT THING TO DO!

If after reading this, you can’t find it in your heart to take action for yourself and your neighbors, do it for your children. I for one don’t intend to leave this world of diminishing expectations to my sons Luke and Daniel. Do these things for our children. We all love our children

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The Telepathic Crickets want a raise too…

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

Fuzzy Math at the “paper of record”

There seems to be a problem with the maths in washingtOOn. This from the new york times:

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3 Candidates With 3 Financial Plans, but One Deficit

Published: April 27, 2008

The Republican and Democratic presidential candidates differ strikingly in their approaches to taxes and spending, but their fiscal plans have at least one thing in common: each could significantly swell the budget deficit and increase the national debt by trillions of dollars, according to tax and budget experts.

The reasons reflect the ideological leanings of the candidates, with Senator John McCain proposing tax cuts that go beyond President Bush’s and the Democrats advocating programs costing hundreds of billions of dollars. But for fiscal experts concerned with the deficit, both approaches are worrisome.

With the national debt soaring to $9.1 trillion from $5.6 trillion at the start of 2001, in part because of the Iraq war and Mr. Bush’s tax cuts, a crucial question about the candidates to succeed him is “whether they are helping to fill the hole or make it deeper,” said Robert L. Bixby, executive director of the Concord Coalition, a nonpartisan organization that advocates deficit reduction. “With the proposals they have on the table, it looks to me like all three would make it deeper.”

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First, the MAIN REASON there is a huge national debt is the military budget. None of the three stooges of the apocalypse will do ANYTHING to stop that pork barrel from continuing to feed the pig rich corpoRATeers. The two parties of the apocalypse intend to let a federal budget that spends over half of its resources on killing people and blowing things up carry on, business as usual. So long as their butt buddies at the arms companies make big bucks on this, nothing will ever change.

Second, it should all come as no surprise that the intent of the stooges is the same old disaster:

All three stooges have had ample opportunity to cut up the bush crime family credit cards. They have passed out of control budget, after out of control budget. If YOU vote in any one of the three stooges, you can expect the same failure of government that we suffer from now. The only difference will be the idiot in the oval office. SONOFABUSH! Speaking of idiots, lets see what the stooges have to say about all this:

MOE (aka mugsy mcPain)

I support the troops and intend to waste even more money on the disaster that is the military budget DAGNABIT!

LARRY (aka hillary dillary doo)

I support the troops and wave baaa baaa to any illusion that I’m any better then the other two stooges on the out of control military budget.

CURLY (aka sweet talkin’ slim)

I have the audacity to hope that you suckers will vote me in, so I can continue to fund the pork barrel that is the military budget.

THROW THE PORK BARREL POT PIE IN THE STOOGES FACES!

WTF!? When are YOU gonna wise up? When are WE gonna make the big move. When are WE gonna turn the tide and make our government WORK FOR US INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND? I’LL TELL YOU WHEN:

Come November, CAST YOUR VOTE FOR THE ONLY CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT THAT WILL PUT AN END TO THE MILITARY BUDGET PORK BARREL!

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The Telepathic Crickets on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I would like to remind the mindless apologists for the two parties of that apocalypse at the times that there are MORE THEN THREE persons running for president this election. The times has a problem with the maths too…

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

ClapSo’s Video Funhouse - April ‘08 Edition

OK kids, make yourselves a couple of Fluffernutter sandwiches and a big glass of Ovaltine (I make mine with heavy cream to get the fat content just right, 2% milk being the work of Satan!) and gather around the Television er, um computer (that just doesn’t seem right) for this months edition of ClapSo’s Video Funhouse!

What would Saturday be without a Bugs Bunny cartoon?

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Old school film, this one is on Bus Safety. I think it was made by the people on the little bus:


Commander Cody in “Radar Men from the Moon” Chapter 5:

The Telepathic Crickets and I hope you’ve enjoyed this months edition of ClapSo’s Video Funhouse! We hope you return the last Saturday of each month for new editions of the Funhouse and hope you will join us here Monday through Friday evenings for our regularly scheduled blog posts! I always post on or before 6pm eastern time.

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer