ClapSo’s Video Funhouse – June 2009 Edition

•June 30, 2009 • 1 Comment

my-green-crop.jpgOK kids, make yourselves a couple of Fluffernutter sandwiches and a big glass of Ovaltine (I make mine with heavy cream to get the fat content just right, 2% milk being the work of Satan!) and gather around the Television er, um computer (that just doesn’t seem right) for this months edition of ClapSo’s Video Funhouse!

What would Saturday be without a cartoon? This from HEADZUP!

SONOFABUSH! Watch as statusQUObama’s secretary of corpoRATe wealth and inhuman disservices, little kathy sillybelius hides behind her handlers, as Dr. Jewel Crawford MD tries to ask a few health care questions.

DAGNABIT! TheRealNews on single payer national health care

FAGETABOWDIT! Paul Jay of TheRealNews pokes holes in the ill defined, half assed,  statusQUObama phony “down payment” “public option” wealth care, not really health care plan!

Watch as obamapologist dirty dem little jan schakowsky pulls out all the dirty dem smoke screen false claims to convince YOU that statusQUObama’s failure of a “down payment plan” is the best the dirty dems can do!

DON’T BE FOOLED BY THE dirty dem BULLSHIT!

SINGLE PAYER NATIONAL HEALTH CARE OR BUST!

The latest “motherfuckin’ sedition” from Stimulator:

I just love these old school films. This one is titled “How to be Well Groomed.”

How about a little old school (1943) Batman?

Chapter three of “The Electrical Brain”


The Telepathic Crickets and I hope you have enjoyed this months edition of ClapSo’s Video Funhouse! We hope you return the last Saturday of each month for new editions of the Funhouse and hope you will join us here Monday through Friday evenings for our regularly scheduled blog posts! I always post on or before 6pm eastern time.

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

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Single Payer Health Care NOW! DOCTORS ORDERS!

•June 29, 2009 • Leave a Comment

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Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJI: ^DJI)

Index Value: 8,438.39
Trade Time: Jun 26, 2009
Change: Down 34.01 (0.40%)
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Day’s Range: 8,401.368,468.77
52wk Range: 6,440.08 – 11,933.50

DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, you can’t tell from the corpoRATe media cartel talking heads, but there is a strong movement to get single payer (HR 676) passed and signed into law! In polls, most of our nations doctors and nurses support single payer. Must US citizens support single payer. But there is a corpoRATe media cartel BLACKOUT on single payer. Those useless blew dog assholes, statusQUObama, the dirty dem “leadership” and other feckless apparatchiks in washingtOOn do not want to even talk about single payer.

SONOFABUSH! Fortunately there are excellent grass roots organizations working hard to push single payer into the limelight and into the debate in washingtOOn. There are the Physicians for a National Health Program who along with the California Nurses  Association have been very outspoken in support of single payer!

DAGNABIT! My favorite group action is the Health Justice 1payer.net fax blast if you click that last link you can take part in these fax actions for free. There has been such an outcry from single payer supporters that a couple of the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn have demurred to allow some actual congressional testimony on single payer! Ain’t that nice of em? The following is a “thank you” fax I sent:

Dear Chairmen Rangel and Waxman,

I thank you for scheduling the testimony of Steffie Woolhandler MD in Energy & Commerce and of Quentin Young MD in Ways & Means.  I congratulate you both on having the courage to stand up and say that the prevailing view that ’single payer is not feasible’ is not only a false view but is dangerous to America’s future.

For those of your Congressional colleagues who did not hear or heed the testimony of these two fine physicians, please understand: I know who you are.  I am watching.  When you next face an electoral opponent, I will know whether you have supported REAL health care reform.  If you have allowed the corpoRATe wealth care insurers and corpoRATe big pharma drug cartels to keep ripping us off, I will hold you accountable.

I hope that the excellent testimony of the two fine physicians has convinced you both to fully support a single payer plan such as HR 676! The failure of a “down payment” plan offered by statusQUObama will not fix what’s broke with our corpoRATe wealth care not really health care system. The dirty profiteering of the corpoRATe wealth care insurers and the over the top price gouging of the corpoRATe big pharma drug cartels ARE THE PROBLEM! We need stop the corpoRATe executhieves from looting our health care system NOW!

With a little luck we can get HR 676 passed in the house instead of statusQUObama’s failure of a “down payment” plan. There are already over 80 cosponsors of HR 676. Should any of the feckless appaRATchiks such as the blew dogs not support HR 676. They should know that come 2010 we progressives intend to kick them the hell out of the peoples house, and into the dog house where their right wingnut nonsense belongs. Let the blew dogs leg hump the filthy right wingnut repubs they have caught the right wing failed policy fleas from! OUT WITH ALL YOU MANGY MUTTS!

SINGLE PAYER NATIONAL HEALTH CARE OR BUST!

FAGETABOWDIT! I guess you can tell I have been less then impressed with the largess exibited by the feckless appaRATchiks infesting the peoples house in washingtOOn!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I watched as the ethically challenged corpoRATe media Sunday chat show talking heads again talked about health care, without talking about single payer!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:

WE NEED A COMPLETE RESTRUCTURING OF OUR POLITICAL ECONOMY!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

go go sanford and son – det det da da, det det da da da da da…

•June 25, 2009 • 2 Comments

*** DOW DEATH SPIRAL™ ***

Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJI: ^DJI)

Index Value: 8,299.86
Trade Time: Jun 24, 2009
Change: Down 23.05 (0.28%)
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Open: 8,323.51
Day’s Range: 8,259.888,428.41
52wk Range: 6,440.08 – 12,008.70

DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, ethically challenged gov go go sanford really had me laughing my ass off. In case you don’t know the holy roller filthy repub gov of some sister marrying, ‘baco growing, dixie beer drinkin’ state down south first disappeared for five days.

SONOFABUSH! Then he had his staff lie about where he was. Then he admitted he was off having an extramarital affair with a woman in argentina.

DAGNABIT! Just when I was in full out belly laugh because of the ongoing implosion of the fithy repubs, I realized I HATE the dirty dems just as much as I HATE the filthy repubs! Anyhoo, here’s a pic of go go sanford:

filthy repub gov markie "got em some squack on the side" sanford

filthy repub gov markie "got em some squack on the side" sanford

FAGETABOWDIT! I was really laughing my ass of until I made the mistake of tuning in to abc’s slimetime live staring statusQUObama as lamont sanford. I never could stand that lamont character on that old sitcom. He was always being slick and sweet talking everyone. Real sneaky, just like sweet talkin’ slim statusQUObama. I’m talking loose change poetics o’rama last night! He really elevated his usual high level of bullshit to a new all time high! I’m so sick of all his bullshit…

lamont dont know nuthin' 'bout no single payer health care!

lamont dont know nuthin' 'bout no single payer health care!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are pissed that statusQUObama and the obamapologist corpoRATe media cartel talking heads refuse to discuss single payer health care!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:

WE NEED A COMPLETE RESTRUCTURING OF OUR POLITICAL ECONOMY!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

•June 23, 2009 • Leave a Comment

*** DOW DEATH SPIRAL™ ***

Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJI: ^DJI)

Index Value: 8,339.01
Trade Time: JUNE 22, 2009
Change: Down 200.72 (2.35%)
Prev Close: 8,539.73
Open: 8,538.52
Day’s Range: 8,334.558,538.83
52wk Range: 6,440.08 – 12,078.20

DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, the title of this post is a quote attributed to Luvenalis. It translates from the Latin: “Who shall keep watch over the guardians?” The ethically challenged corpoRATe press is whom I am mainly eluding to here. It is their responsibility to watch the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn and the executhieves in the corpoRATe boardrooms! They have been failing us for quite some time and I see nothing to indicate that they will be getting any better any time soon!

SONOFABUSH! For eight years, the corpoRATe press sat back on their fat asses and allowed laBUSHanostra to run rough shod over YOUR civil rights and commit some of the most horrible war crimes in human history. The corpoRATe media now continues to sit on their fat asses as laBAMAnostra continues and even escalates the horrible war crimes of the last disgraceful admin to dirty the rug in the oval orifice!

DAGNABIT! For decades the corpoRATe press sat back on their fat asses and allowed the corpoRATe wealth care insurers and corpoRATe big pharma drug cartels to screw us on health care. Now that many people lack any health care at all, the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn have come up with this scam “down payment” plan in order to preserve, not really reform the system.

FAGETABOWDIT! Now that the phony “down payment” plan is failing to get much more then the sound of one hand clapping support, does the corpoRATe media outlets add the offer of a single payer option such as HR 676 to their so called “debate” of the health care issue? Not a word of it! The corpoRATe media now they sit back on their fat asses as the corpoRATe wealth care insurers and corpoRATe big pharma drug cartels pump huge sums of money into the corpoRATe media cartels coffers for disgraceful lying ads that attempt to make damn sure that the current profit before people wealth care system continues to fail us, as the corpoRATe executhieves continue to profit, as we continue to get screwed out of the single payer plan we need!

Even as the approval ratings of statusQUObama and his neolib klinton klan agenda drop like a rock, the obamapologist talking heads of the corpoRATe media cartels give aid and comfort to the war criminal corpoRATe regime in washingtOOn. As the loose change poetics and excuse catechism of statusQUObama fails to con us, the corpoRATe media spin it thusly: “is the honeymoon over?”

We at ClapSotronics can only reply:

YOU BET YOUR FAT FUCKIN’ ASSES THE HONEYMOON IS OVER!

That goes double for the corpoRATe media cartels! You bunch have failed us far too many times and for far too long!

Abeo, abeo, abeo, actum est, comites!

If you in the corpoRATe media want to know what a real TV show looks like check out the Stimulator’s latest “motherfuckin’ sedition” titled

The Hypocratic Party:

The above is just a 10 min exerpt. To see the whole thing go to:

http://www.stimulator.tv/

This is the face of alt media. The truth in all it’s glory! To hell with the corpoRATe media cartels!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I wave a final farewell to the corpoRATe media, as we alt media rise to bear the standard of journalistic truth and free speech, and they fall under the weight of their profiteering corpoRATe media cartel employers…

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:

WE NEED A COMPLETE RESTRUCTURING OF OUR POLITICAL ECONOMY!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

An open letter to the first lady from a father: Re: Not just any day

•June 21, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Madam first lady,

Thank you so much for sharing your lovely message about fathers day with us. However, the indictment of the fathers of our country for their inability to practice “responsible fatherhood” is an outrageous oversimplification of the problems facing parents in our failed state!

The problem of low wage jobs with few if any benefits will not be solved by your husband’s continuing the corpoRATe welfare fraud bailouts of the criminal corpoRATe banksters and other corpoRATe executhieves. Present and future parents and their children will pay the price for such corpoRATe giveaways in higher taxes and fewer government benefits! Money for social services NOT corpoRATe bailouts! People NOT profits!

The problem of more and more people losing their access to health care will not be solved by your husband’s “down payment” plan. Only a single payer plan like HR 676 will do that. The phony “government option” will just perpetuate the current failed system, and the cost of the ever increasing profiteering of the corpoRATe wealth care insurers and corpoRATe big pharma drug cartels will fall on present and future parents and their children by ever higher premiums and ever lower levels of care! SINGLE PAYER NATIONAL HEATH CARE OR BUST!

The problem of ever higher pork barrel military spending will only kill more present and future parents and their children over there, and more of our young people in uniform who are our parents and children. This is an outrageous price in blood! While the monetary cost will be borne by present and future parents and their children over here! Your husbands continuation and escalation of the criminal war will continue to harm us all! Cut the pork barrel military budget by 50%, US MILITARY OUT OF EVERYWHERE NOW!

Please don’t blame we impoverished parents for our inability to offer spiritual parenting to our children while we are forced to bear the brunt of the failure of your husbands policies! It rings hollow and even a bit mean coming from you who has the presidents ear every night! Please help us by speaking to these issues with your husband. We are suffering far too much for far too little in return, and so are our children…

The scientifically impossible I do right away
The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

ClapSo

How to avoid a spam scam on your blog: red flags show you the false flag

•June 20, 2009 • 10 Comments

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First a word of thanks to wordpress and akismet for doing such an excellent job blocking spam from hitting our blogs. Very nice work all! That said, the spammers are using all manner of sneaky tricks to sucker bloggers into accepting spam on our blogs. I have been receiving a number of these scam offers and have avoided getting scammed. I’m posting this in the hope that someone else who gets one of these scam offers will find the following info useful.

THE BAIT:

The latest scam offer I received started with the following email:


Pseudo Advertising on “A View From the Bridge at ClapSotronics”

How are you doing?

Why do i have a feeling this proposal will not go over well? Would you be interested in hosting a text link for a client of mine in one of your older blogposts on “A View From the Bridge at ClapSotronics”? It will simply be a word that is linked, not the company name. It doesn’t need to be an endorsement, and I’d be glad to compensate you for your time and effort.

Whew… now that that is over, thank you for making me laugh- and think. No thanks for the thinking… My head aches enough this morning.

Best
Jesa

EMAIL RED FLAGS:

Really, the whole damn email is one big red flag, but the following are the most telling parts. I highlighted them in red above and below:

  1. pseudo advertising:” This is a clear violation of the wordpress.com TOS. I for one would not do such a thing, period.
  2. Why do i have a feeling this proposal will not go over very well?” ROFL, the scammer is outright telling ME that this is a bad deal for ME!
  3. hosting a text link:” This is what the spam scammer is really after. If you fall for this you will be helping the spammer the scammer works for, her “client.” I for one would not do such a thing, period.
  4. I’d be glad to compensate you for your time and effort.” This is how they suck most people in. It sounds like a chance to make a little moolah huh? If you’re stupid and greedy they got ya. I’m just not stupid or greedy!

Being the calm new millennium kinda guy I am. My usual email response to the above would simply be something gentle and professional such as:

FUCK OFF YOU SCUMBAG SPAMMER!

THE FALSE FLAG

But wait, there is much more evidence that you can get by digging a bit deeper. The email address included this URL: patternspace.net

Don’t bother to go to that URL. I already did. It is a badly written script baby instasite meant to fool the unwary into believing this is a legitimate business offer.

IT ISN’T! DON’T FALL FOR BULLSHIT LIKE THIS!

The easiest way to check the site is to run a WHOIS. To do that I use:

http://www.networksolutions.com/whois/index.jsp

You simply type the domain name or IP address into the little search box and you find out a whole bunch of stuff about that site. I did that for the patternspace URL and that’s when I found one of the big false flag mother ships involved with this scam!

FALSE FLAG MOTHER SHIP:

One of the many false flag mother ships on the net is domains by proxy, inc. The patternspace.net scam site is registered under the domainsbyproxy.com false flag. You can’t find out who is personally responsible for shit sites such as patternspace without court action. This is how dirty scumbag spammers hide from the law!

How do you know domains by proxy is up to no good? If you go to their homepage at the bottom in red you will see two links:

If you are in law enforcement, click here

and

For our subpoena policies, click here

Really, any site that has such links on their homepage is indicating they get quite a few law enforcement inquires and subpoenas! I for one would not have anything to do with anyone in any way linked to such a site or company. No good could ever come of it! I hope YOU are smart enough to avoid such too!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I would like to give a warm FUCK YOU TO ALL THE SCUMBAG SPAMMERS!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

ClapSo’s Clip Clops – special corpoRATe WTF!? edition

•June 19, 2009 • Leave a Comment

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, it’s been a while since we did everyone’s fave, the big triple C. Lets get right to it shall we?

Talk about screwball mismanagement. The “new chrysler” seems as poorly run as the old chrysler! This from cnnmoney:

CLIP:

Chrysler restarts with the Viper

The factory that makes the Dodge Viper sports car is the first to reopen after bankruptcy.

By Peter Valdes-Dapena,
CNNMoney.com senior writer
June 15, 2009

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) — Chrysler will soon be making cars again.

Chrysler Group announced Monday that it is restarting a factory, after shutting down all of its manufacturing for nearly seven weeks following the bankruptcy of Chrysler LLC. Chrysler Group is the new company that emerged last week with most of Chrysler’s assets and a new ownership structure.

The first plant to reopen is the one that makes the Dodge Viper sports car.

The Viper has a 600 horsepower V-10 engine and a price tag that starts at about $90,000. The Viper was introduced in the 1992 model year, and only 25,000 have been sold since then.

CLOP:

SONOFABUSH! WTF!? So the crazy executhief bastards that ran chrysler into the ground have decided to restart the failing company by producing a $90,000 gas guzzling sports car that only sold 25,000 units in SEVENTEEN YEARS? WTF!? Am I the only one who doesn’t get how this is a good business plan? This is just fuckin’ STUPID!

Speaking of fuckin’ stupid, who’s more stupid AND greedy then the criminal banksters? This from cnnmoney:

CLIP:

Big banks still not lending

Loan volume at the 21 largest recipients of government funding fell 7% during the month of April, according to a survey by the Treasury Department.

By David Ellis,
CNNMoney.com staff writer
June 15, 2009

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) — Lending at the nation’s top banks slowed in April, according to a government report published Monday, driven in part by continued deterioration in the U.S. economy.

The dollar amount of new loans issued by the 21 biggest recipients of taxpayer funds under the government’s Troubled Assets Relief Program, or TARP, fell 7% to $273 billion from nearly $295 billion during the month of March.

CLOP:

DAGNABIT! WTF!? The feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn gave the thieving criminal bankster corpoRATe welfare mothers zillions of tax payer dollars in corpoRATe welfare fraud with the excuse that this would make the banksters loan more money, AND NOW THE AMOUNT THE corpoRATe banksters ARE LENDING IS GOING DOWN? WTF!? Maybe the banksters intend to give up on the loan sharking and go into getting bailed out full time huh? There’s more profit in the government bailout biz!

Speaking of going down, that’s what both their ship and the price they paid for the damage has done. GONE DOWN thanks to a drunk captain and the federal appeals court! This from reuters:

CLIP:

Exxon: Court-ordered $507.5M from Valdez spill

Appeals court awards punitive damages plus 5.9% interest running from the 1996 trial judgment.

June 15, 2009

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) — A federal appeals court Monday ordered Exxon Mobil Corp. to pay $507.5 million in punitive damages stemming from the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill off Alaska, plus 5.9% interest running from the 1996 trial judgment, the opinion said.

The amount is a fraction of the $5 billion in punitive damages originally awarded to fishermen, Alaska natives, business owners and other litigants by a jury in 1996, and equals the compensatory damages agreed to in a subsequent settlement, the opinion said.

The opinion issued Monday by the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals set the punitive damages figure, and determined the date from which the interest would run, after the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the maximum ratio of punitive to compensatory damages is 1:1 under maritime law.

CLOP:

FAGETABOWDIT! WTF!? The original $5 billion was too low! The now reduced to $507.5 million is RIDICULOUSLY LOW! Those ethically challenged corpoRATe scumbags on the exxon board spend more then that on golf outings in a year!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I wanna nuke the corpoRATions, all of em!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  • Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  • Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:

WE NEED A COMPLETE RESTRUCTURING OF OUR POLITICAL ECONOMY!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

Another word on health care from my hero RALPH NADER!

•June 18, 2009 • Leave a Comment

In 2003, Barack Obama said he was for single payer.

What would it take to get single payer enacted?

Grand Illusion“First, we have to take back the White House, the Senate and the House,” Obama said at the time.

Fast forward six years.

The Democrats have taken the White House.

The Senate and the House.

And now what’s Obama’s position?

In a speech this week in Chicago before the American Medical Association, Obama made clear he was now opposed to single payer.

And his lieutenants suggested that Obama would support legislation to make sure that single payer does not become a reality in America.

There’s only one explanation for Obama’s flip-flop on single payer.

The health insurance and drug corporations have a hammerlock on Washington.

And Obama is going along to get along.

What’s the net result?

Sixty Americans are dying every day due to lack of health insurance. (Institute of Medicine report.)

Instead of getting behind single payer, Obama and the Democrats are engaged in the what Dr. Marcia Angell, former editor-in-chief at the highly regarded New England Journal of Medicine calls “the futility of piecemeal tinkering.”

Earlier this week, the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) estimated that the most liberal of the Democrats’ tinkering plans would cost $1 trillion over ten years and still leave 37 million Americans uninsured.

Single payer on the other hand would cost less than we are overpaying now — and cover everyone.

Zero uninsured.

As Dr. Angell puts it — single payer is not only the best option.

It’s the only option that will both control costs and cover everyone.

Replace 1,300 insurance industry payers with one payer.

Save $400 billion a year in bloated corporate administrative and executive compensation costs.

Free choice of doctor and hospital.

Use that money to insure everyone.

No bills, no co-pays, no deductibles.

No exclusions for pre-existing conditions — because under single payer, you are insured from the day you are born.

No bankruptcies due to medical bills.

No deaths due to lack of health insurance.

Cheaper. Simpler. More affordable.

Everybody in. Nobody out.

According to recent polls, the majority of Americans, the majority of doctors, the majority of nurses, even the majority of health economists want single payer.

That’s why almost every health care town hall event I hear about is dominated by citizens speaking out for single payer.

Last month, we asked that you help fund a new non-profit organization – Single Payer Action – to focus this citizen energy, break through the corporate logjam in Washington and make single payer a reality.

You came through with flying colors — and blew past our initial fundraising goal.

The foundation was set for action.

Out of the blocks, Single Payer Action led a stand up protest before Senator Max Baucus’ Senate Finance Committee.

Thirteen doctors, nurses, lawyers and other single payer advocates were summarily arrested and charged with “disruption of Congress.”

(Baucus later told single payer advocates that he regretted not inviting them to testify before his committee.)

The arrests of the Baucus 13, their upcoming trial, and other similar single payer actions around the country have galvanized a nationwide movement.

Single Payer Action now wants to supercharge the grassroots movement for single payer.

Confront members of Congress back home all around the country.

And lay the groundwork for a national citizen’s organization that will refuse to compromise with corporate power — inside the beltway and out.

Many progressives are now confused.

They took Obama at his word.

They thought once Obama was elected President, he would do the right thing.

My colleague, Theresa Amato, is not confused.

Grand IllusionShe saw clearly through the Democratic Party’s duplicity and shenanigans — and has written a new book, titled Grand Illusion: The Myth of Voter Choice in a Two Party Tyranny (New Press, June 2009)

The book documents how the corporate two-party system thwarts citizen activism and blocks challenging candidates in the electoral system and beyond.

Phil Donahue said this about Grand Illusion: “Theresa Amato takes the biggest swing — not a jab, but a roundhouse punch — at America’s corrupt electoral system.”

Single Payer Action needs to raise $50,000 over the next month to fund its actions around the country this summer.

So, please, donate now — $10, $25, $50, $100, $500 — or whatever you can afford.

If you
donate $100 or more now, Single Payer Action will send you a copy, hot off the press, of Amato’s hard cover, 379-page masterpiece – Grand Illusion.

(Okay, since it also includes chapters about my campaign against the corporate Republicans and Democrats – and since I wrote the foreword — I’ll autograph it.)

So, don’t delay.

Donate now.

Let’s break through the corporate barriers and make single payer a reality.

Together, we can make the difference.

Onward to a life-saving, cost-saving single payer.

Ralph Nader

Ralph Nader

statusQUObama and sillybelius are DEAD WRONG on health care!

•June 17, 2009 • 2 Comments

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obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, statusQUObama’s ethically challenged wealth and human disservices secretary little kathy sillybelius has admitted that there is no way the failure of a loose change poetics “down payment” plan will EVER BECOME THE SINGLE PAYER PLAN WE REALLY NEED! This from npr:

Sebelius: Single-Payer Health Care Not In Plans

June 16, 2009 · As lawmakers on Capitol Hill hammer out legislation to overhaul the nation’s health care system this year, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius says that a single-payer option is not on the table.

This is not a trick. This is not single-payer,” Sebelius told Steve Inskeep. She added: “That’s not what anyone is talking about — mostly because the president feels strongly, as I do, that dismantling private health coverage for the 180 million Americans that have it, discouraging more employers from coming into the marketplace, is really the bad, you know, is a bad direction to go.”

SONOFABUSH! You can read the rest of the npr report by clicking here and listen to sillybelius say it by clicking the “Listen Now”  link at the top of that page!

DAGNABIT! I mention this in case YOU are one of the fools who stupidly believe that the statusQUObama “down payment” plan will lead to single payer! It won’t and that’s why YOU should do everything YOU can to push for a real single payer plan like hr 676 NOW!

YOU can get started by going to the HEALTH JUSTICE 1payer.net site by clicking here! You can take part in that sites fax actions by clicking the links on that page or by CLICKING HERE.With a few mouse clicks you can be sending free faxs to the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn and you don’t even need your own fax machine or phone. The fine folks at 1payer.net do all the work!

FAGETABOWDIT! The failure of the statusQUObama “down payment” plan IS the inclusion of the dirty criminal corpoRATe wealth care insurer thieves and big pharma drug pusher terrorists in the debate. We need a health care plan that rids us of the corpoRATe wealth care insurers and ends the price gouging of the corpoRATe big pharma drug cartels! If YOU continue to doubt that, maybe this from usatoday will change your mind:

Budget chief sees ‘hard slog’ on health

By Richard Wolf,
USA TODAY

WASHINGTON — Overhauling the nation’s health care system won’t easily lead to the long-term budget savings that President Obama hopes to achieve, the director of the Congressional Budget Office says.

Obama has said that “health care reform is entitlement reform,” but he plans to use savings from Medicare and Medicaid over 10 years to extend health insurance coverage to millions of people.

In an interview Monday with USA TODAY, CBO Director Douglas Elmendorf said the cost to insure those people will continue to rise, and savings from efforts to curb health care spending may be elusive.

That’s because some of the best ways to reduce costs — slashing Medicare payments to doctors and hospitals or limiting tax breaks for employer-provided health benefits — are politically difficult, Elmendorf said. Savings from changes sought by Obama and his allies in Congress — cutting costs in high-spending regions, expanding best practices and bundling services — won’t be easy to achieve.

“There’s tremendous potential to reap savings in the health sector without harming health, but turning that potential into reality is challenging,” Elmendorf said. “It’s going to be a long, hard slog.” The director issued a similar cautionary warning to Congress in a report Tuesday.

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I continue to insist that ONLY A SINGLE PAYER HEALTH CARE PLAN WILL FIX OUR BROKEN SYSTEM! statusQUObama’s “down payment” plan is a failure from the start!

SINGLE PAYER NATIONAL HEALTH CARE (HR 676) OR BUST!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:

WE NEED A COMPLETE RESTRUCTURING OF OUR POLITICAL ECONOMY!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

Progressives can save the dirty dems by walking away from them NOW!

•June 16, 2009 • 2 Comments

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Day’s Range: 8,577.908,798.50
52wk Range: 6,440.08 – 12,381.40

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obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, there is FINALLY some TALK about what need be done, from a progressive perspective, to fix what the neolibs and neocons broke:

DAGNABIT! Alas, the silly belief that the dirty dem party can be saved from it’s own failure raises it’s ugly head. “We have to take over the” dirty dem party? We who? Not me! I have come to BURY the ethically challenged dirty dem party, not to “take (it) over!”:

FAGETABOWDIT! The “secondary structure” needed to do a “take over” such as the unions, are a failure so far as making the dirty dems do better things. The unions and other dirty dem apologist organizations are going along with statusQUObama’s loose change poetics disaster of a “down payment” health care plan, instead of fighting for single payer. This is proof positive that the “secondary structure” discussed in the part two video is no help.

The question of how progressives should critique statusQUObama is discussed in part three:

SONOFABUSH! My critique of statusQUObama is simply HE SUCKS! There is nothing progressive about his half assed neolib klinton klan agenda and there will never be anything progressive in statusQUObama’s policies.

laBAMAnostra = laBUSHanostra!

One last thought. There is no reason for us to wait for the “utter devastation” spoken of in part three. We need walk away from support of the dirty dems and support third party and independent candidates instead. FUCK both the dirty dems and filthy repubs!

WE should also let them know in no uncertain terms, and NOW, that we don’t support what they are doing and won’t be voting dirty dem or filthy repub in future elections. We need make them feel the heat NOW before it’s too late!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope YOU will listen to us and not fall for the feckless appaRATchiks of the two parties of the apocalypse any more! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! DON’T COMMIT Stupidcide™ AGAIN!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:

WE NEED A COMPLETE RESTRUCTURING OF OUR POLITICAL ECONOMY!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer