repub veep milf and dem senator credit card Rub Uglies
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DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!
Well Cricketeers, TWO of the SIX veep candidates took part in last nights program length campaign commercial for the two parties of the apocalypse. SONOFABUSH! The other FOUR were EXCLUDED! The corpoRATe media insists on referring to these disgraceful events as “debates.”
Lets start with caribou barbie. She was high energy to the point of being nauseatingly perky. Apparently she not only believes she has foreign policy experience because you can “see russia from alaska.” She also believes energy is her “area of expertise”, I guess because you can see oil drilling in alaska? Let’s face it, she’s dan quale with tits…
In case you missed this pic the first 1000 times I posted it, she wiggles and giggles like the vapid gun totin’ beauty queen she is:
repub veep milf
The other idiot on the stage, senator credit card, or better yet senator plastic (because of how much money he gets from credit card companies) was clearly over prepped by the campaign debate team. He stumbled and babbled several times because he was trying to remember and get right the rote answer that was fed to him in the debate prep. He’s just another political action figure. Pull his string and he will say the same stupid things again and again…
If he tells that “dad told me get up if ya get knocked down” story one more time, I’ll scream. ALL OUR DADS TOLD US THAT YOU IDIOT! It’s not some deep philosophical truth that only your dad told you! Maybe you feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn should have told your corpoRATe butt buddies in the financial industry to “get up,” without a taxpayer funded bailout! BUT no, ya couldn’t break their cycle of dependence on corpoRATe welfare could you? Try and “get up” from that hay maker senator plastic…
The other veep idiot sends a big shout out to his butt buddies at master card, visa and american express:
senator credit card
DAGNABIT! All these events, the 3 presidential and one vice presidential, are staged to insure that YOU commit stupidcide™ by voting for either tweedle dee dem or tweedle dum repub. THAT’S WHY THIRD PARTY AND INDEPENDENT CANDIDATES ARE EXCLUDED. To keep the presidency “in the two party family.” This two party political incest is exactly what creates these policy genetic misfires such as the disaster of a war and the corpoRATe welfare bailout! These policy babies of the ethically challenged two parties of the apocalypse are so screwed up, they should have been be stillborn. The feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn bring these monstrocities like the disaster of a war and the corpoRATe welfare bailout to full term, then force we the taxpayers to pay for trillions of dollars in life support when their policy babies FLAT LINE.
It’s clear to me we need hear other voices with fresh policies and agendas. The fact that these so called “debates” EXCLUDE these other voices along with the corpoRATe media blackout also silencing these fresh voices, is the reason why voters commit stupidcide™ and vote for the two parties of the apocalypse again and again. At least the less then half of the voters who bother to vote at all!
It is with the hope of offering a forum for these other voices that the folks over at http://www.thirdpartyticket.com and www.breakthematrix.com are sponsoring a debate and ALL SIX PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ARE INVITED! The debate is tentatively scheduled for October 16th or 17th. Drop by at the links above for more info.
I guess you know that I ask that you support and vote Nader!
The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I think that if the repub veep milf and dem senator plastic shared genetic material. They would give birth to the next g’dubya bush! I have described the presidential versions of these program length infomercials for the two parties of the apocalypse as the left ass cheek telling the right ass cheek that it smells. Last night the two pimples on those ass cheeks had their turn!
HEY, mcPain and nobama:
If you want more info on the alternative debate happening around October 16 or 17, click these links:
http://www.thirdpartyticket.com
To take action on opening the debates to Independent and third party candidates CLICK THIS LINK!
Please send an email to janut janet brown the executive director of the “Commission on Presidential (non) Debates.” Below is the email I sent her. Feel free to use that one or write your own! Her email address is: jb@debates.org
Hi,
I know you and the rest of the feckless appaRATchicks in washingtOOn are busy trying to sell the Brooklyn Bridge of a corpoRATe bailout plan to us sucker taxpayers. But it would be really keen if you stopped for a second and understood that “debates” which include only the co-joined twins of the apocalypse called mcbama will amount to nothing more then the left ass cheek telling the right ass cheek that it smells bad.
After all, there is this thing called democratic process! I understand how inconvenient and annoying it can be for you in the CENSORSHIP industry, but some of us are really old fashioned and set in our ways.
We believe THAT ALL THE CANDIDATES ON THE BALLOT FOR ELECTION should be included in the debates.
This is not a request, but a demand!
I hope your 401k goes bust in the stock market crash…
I really do hope all the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn lose their 401k’s in the market crash!
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