Nor’easter 2017 Utica, NY

•March 14, 2017 • Leave a Comment

GOOD RIDDANCE to WAR CRIMINAL statusQUObama!

•January 20, 2017 • Leave a Comment

May the scumbag who bailed out the banksters and committed military mass murder for eight years never sleep a full night for his unconscionable crimes against humanity. May he be eventually prosecuted for those crimes and suffer the consequences of his actions!

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May the cheeto in chief trumpty dumpty be ousted ASAP! IMPEACHMENT: IT’S NOT JUST FOR BLOWJOBS ANY MORE!

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Just Another Thursday in bernvictimville… #5

•January 19, 2017 • Leave a Comment

On tomorrows washingtOOn “protests:” It’s to be hippie tie dye drag vs. biker drag? Let the battle of the fashion statements begin!


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Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

 ClapSotronics Official Motto: MOTUS ORATIONE POTENTIA!

What we won’t get from this face off between hippie tie dye drag wearing statusQUObama fans, aka bernvictims and biker drag wearing trumpty dumpty fans. Is a real issues based debate.

statusQUObama and trumpty dumpty agree on all the major issues:

Military spending: More, more, more
Single payer health care: No, no, no
corpoRATe bailouts: More, more, more
Raise the min. wage to $15: No, no, no…

But issues be damned! The various identiterian cults and cabals will be out in full force to take part in this half assed bastard child of an easter parade. This political season it’s all about the fucking hats doncha know:

DAGNABIT!

On gender:

The she woman, man hating, tit flashers for killary vs. the he man, ammosexual, pussy grabbers for trumpty dumpty.

SONOFABUSH!

On race:

The “statusQUObama admin was the culmination of doctor king’s dream” house negroes vs. the “uncle ben carson’s rags to riches success story proves crapitalism works for us” tap dancing sambos.

FAGETABOWDIT!

On class:

“The Godot proletariat will raise up via education” subdivision revolutionaries vs. the “we don’ needs none a dat book learnin'” auto parts store clerks for the corpoRATe status quo.

Does anyone really believe this pageant of the absurd will matter?

BUDABING!

Does anyone else remember how successful these soft, weak, work within the system, nonviolent mass protests were in ending the ongoing criminal wars? I marched in these during both the g’dubya shrub and statusQUObama admins.  THE WARS RAGE ON!

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Let’s gaze into ClapSo’s Amazing Future Foretelling Cracked Crystal Cube™ to see what we got a comin’: These one day events will have zero effect on the policies and agenda of the entrenched corpoRATe power elite in washingtOOn…

Special ClapSorific™ BONUS QUIP: On the trumpty dumpty inauguration protests: I can’t wait to see who wins the coveted best costume award!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I won’t be wasting our time on these useless mass rallies any more…

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The face book is censored and zuckerschmuck supports NSA spying.

The twitter is dominated by stock photo type corpoRATe journalistas and celebutants. Try minds for a change…

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It’s high time the winter of our discontent
Become the not so silent spring of ACTION!

SpaceX launch and 1st stage landing…

•January 14, 2017 • Leave a Comment

SpaceX successfully launched ten satellites on one rocket and landed the first stage on a drone ship at sea. Watch it:

 

 

ClapSoVerse™ #4

•January 13, 2017 • Leave a Comment

This being the over tanned poetic musings of a bum on the beach of experience…


my-green-crop.jpg Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

 

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson ClapSotronics Official Motto: MOTUS ORATIONE POTENTIA!


It’s been about fifteen years of war. It’s endless war. It’s dirty, murderous war. I’m tired. I wrote the following poems early on during the g’dubya shrub admin. They continued to be current under the statusQUObama admin, and will likely continue to be so under the trumpty dumpty admin…

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Reflections on all this Hero stuff by ClapSo

A person who morally agrees with the reason given for a war
And goes to fight it
Is a hero

A person who morally disagrees with the reason given for a war
And refuses to fight it
Is a hero

A person who morally agrees with the reason given for a war
And refuses to go fight it
Is a coward

A person who morally disagrees with the reason given for a war
And goes to fight it
Is an idiot

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In the following videos I speak a couple of my antiwar poems with still pictures as the visuals.

Dichotomous Dialectic of War by ClapSo

We are under attack by a great evil
We must protect ourselves at all costs

We must go on the offensive
We must prevail
Our very way of life is at risk
We are in the right

The other side has attacked first
We are only protecting ourselves

All weapons must be brought to bear
Our warriors must be prepared
To sacrifice their lives
For our cause

In past
Believers of such PROPAGANDA

Have marched into Poland under swastika
Have destroyed Dresden or perhaps Coventry

Have flown bombing missions
Over the ho chi min trail

Have stormed or perhaps defended
Omaha beach on D-DAY

Have nuked Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Or lorded over the Bataan death march

Have flown f-117’s over Baghdad
Or 767’s into the world trade center

Sorry, I couldn’t find a text file of the poem in the above video. I’ll have to dig it up some other time. My filing system clearly needs a rework…

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Requiem for the Last U.S. Soldier to (eventually) DIE in Iraq by ClapSo

First, my condolences to your family at their loss
They hardly knew ya, that you died so young

Said youth can be the reason why
You were seduced by the recruiters Siren’s song:

One weekend a month, and two weeks a year”

Nauseatingly ironic, that they pulled you
From the community college classes
You hoped to pay for with your service

Worse still, that you were sent by a coward
That vile socially promoted moron in the oval office
Who avoided combat in the Nam though use of family connections

What of the party of the JACKASS?
Did we voters not speak clear voiced in the 2006 election?
Wasn’t it enough that we swept the bloated corpse of the pachyderm
Out of both legislative houses
Leaving the donkey nothing more to do then use the mop of executive impeachment?

Alas, the party in legislative power
Is stupidly attempting to wash their hands in the
BLOOD RED WATER OF NON-BINDING RESOLUTION
Contained in the leaky bowl of POLITICAL EXPEDIENCE

A question lingers on my mind
Had you lived another summer
Would you have been the one on the fated beach

That dove in to save the drowning son or daughter
Of a senator or congressperson?

To breath the heroic breath of CPR life
That our cowardly so called leaders have denied you
Into a person they hold dear?

Instead, they suffocate us all with their talking point inaction!
A CLEAR SHAME that HR 635 would have brought you home ALIVE!

 

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The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope to now see something we last saw prior to statusQUObama’s election: anti-war democrats…

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The face book is censored and zuckerschmuck supports NSA spying.

The twitter is dominated by stock photo type corpoRATe journalistas and celebutants. Try minds for a change…

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It’s high time the winter of our discontent
Become the not so silent spring of ACTION!

Just Another Thursday in bernvictimville… #4

•January 12, 2017 • Leave a Comment

The dems meager response to trumpty dumpty: “russia, russia, russia.” Has failed…


my-green-crop.jpg Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility: “The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.– Ralph Waldo Emerson
ClapSotronics Official Motto: MOTUS ORATIONE POTENTIA!


The dem suckergencia™ will of course have their hippie fest “protest” at trumpty dumpty’s inauguration. The trumpty dumpty suckergencia™ will show up in biker drag. It will be quite the festival of idiocy.

The bernvictims will rush down there in support of the party of statusQUObama and killary. It will be a flash in the pan one day event. All the professional “activists” will show up with their latest books ready for sale and signing. But to no avail as the surviving dems in the house and senate will vote yay on any piece of shit legislation the repubs pull out of their fat asses going forward.

DAGNABIT!

There isn’t a single dem not suffering from political erectile dysfunction. Not a one of them could get laid in a Crimean whore house even if they went in wearing a suit made of hundred dollar bills.

SONOFABUSH!

The least those idiots in washingtOOn should give us is a decent pissing match. But so far we are denied even that. And speaking of pissing matches. Ain’t it a pisser that those inept idiots at CNN fell for a 4chan piss prank? Does everybody involved in the corpoRATe media suffer from gonostupiditus™?

It’s clear trumpty dumpty thinks he can fire them all. And maybe he can.

FAGETABOWDIT!

Speaking of flaccid reporting. The attempt by some hollywood types to turn trumpty dumpty into an international spy novel super villain was sooooooo weak, even the corpoRATe media couldn’t keep it up for more then a day.

I’ll give our righteous peeps over at The Conjure House the last word on golden globes hypocrisy:

Stop Pretending the Rich Care About You

“They are the Athenian merchants hailing their own empire while criticizing the growth of Sparta.”

BUDABING!

It looks like we’ll be dependent on late night comics to breath some barely throbbing entertainment value into the trumpty dumpty boredom show.

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Look who recently learned to wave bye bye…

Let’s gaze into ClapSo’s Amazing Future Foretelling Cracked Crystal Cube™ to see what we got a comin’: Completely useless repub policy and agenda proposals will be met with an utterly lackluster and ineffective dem response and then ethically challenged trumpty dumpty will sign the moldy chunks of bipartisan cheeeeeeeze into law. It will then be all over but the traditional running to the cellar for a nip of deficit whine! The end…

Special ClapSorific™ BONUS QUIP: Am I the only one who has noticed that gabby, the pineapple scented killary has hit the ground running for her march toward the 2020 dem prez nomination? So far there doesn’t seem to be anything to stop that political shapeshifter. That woman can morph into anything on the fly…

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I want the dems to go out in a blaze of glory, and light the repubs up along with em…

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The face book is censored and zuckerschmuck supports NSA spying.

The twitter is dominated by stock photo type corpoRATe journalistas and celebutants. Try minds for a change…

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It’s high time the winter of our discontent
Become the not so silent spring of ACTION!

In Praise of Homemade Potent Potables ClapSoCuisine™ #5…

•January 11, 2017 • Leave a Comment

Bottoms up, we ain’t getting any younger ya know…

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Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

ClapSotronics Official Motto:
MOTUS ORATIONE POTENTIA!

All the following brewed, photographed, and drank By ClapSo

My grandmother owned and operated a Speakeasy in Red Hook Brooklyn during prohibition. It then became a bar and grill run by my uncle Funsie for decades. Booze has been important to my family for generations.

Across the street from my family home which was also in Brooklyn lived a grand old man named Luigi Cona. He taught me the basics of the home wine making craft in the ’60’s. It wasn’t until the 70’s that I tried my hand at it. But I’ve done so now, on and off, for several decades. Although the following pic is of my modern setup, it looks very much like the one Luigi used back in the day:

I make a number of flavors of still Mead. Here’s what a home brewers wine rack looks like.

Since I’m an apartment dweller a closet must suffice as my cellar.

The overflow often winds up in kitchen cabinets

And everywhere else

But the payoff is when I hand over a bottle and we uncork *POP* pour *GULG, GLUG*  raise glasses *CLINK!* and drink *MMMMMMMMMMMM* Luigi Cona taught me well…

If you’d like to try your hand at it. This video is one of the best for beginners I’ve ever seen:


I’ll finish up with a shout out to the kids at Label Peelers from whom I purchase most of my equipment and supplies.

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are not teetotalers…

CLICK HERE to read more of ClapSo’s insane rants

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The face book is censored and zuckerschmuck supports NSA spying.

The twitter is dominated by stock photo type corpoRATe journalistas and celebutants. Try minds for a change…

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It’s high time the winter of our discontent
Become the not so silent spring of ACTION!