HUH!?

my-green-crop.jpg

It’s sometimes hard to get a good take on what it all means. There are so many labels thrown around, and so many meanings, what discussion we do have of the important issues of our time gets lost in all the name calling. In an effort to either bring a more meaningful set of definitions to the table, or at least add my own particular definitive noise to the rest, I give you what may become a regular (when I get around to it) feature (should I remember to do it in future) of this blog:

ClapSo’s Astute and Totally Reliable Plain English Dictionary (Vol. 1)

LIBERALS: these idiots believe in giving huge amounts of tax dollars to wasteful government bureaucracies.

CONSERVATIVES: these idiots believe in giving huge amounts of tax dollars to wasteful corporate bureaucracies.

MODERATES: these idiots believe in giving huge amounts of tax dollars to both the wasteful government and corporate bureaucracies.

All the above do this and claim to be helping the rest of us. All we get from them is trickled down on!

PERSONAL ATTACK: when someone says something nasty and uncalled for about you.

CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM: when you say something nasty and uncalled for about someone else.

DEMOCRAT: the other useless party in the failed US political system.

REPUBLICAN: the other useless party in the failed US political system.

JABBERING IDIOT:

worst-president-ever-sticker.gif

JABBERING IDIOT:

captsgejso04081106150722photo00photodefault-426×512.jpg

JABBERING IDIOT:

boehner.jpg

JABBERING IDIOT:

n-pelosi-300dpi-photo-small.jpg

That’s just the short list. There are far too many jabbering idiots to list here. Gee I hope they can take my constructive criticism!

TRICKLE DOWN: when the pig rich power elites piss all over the rest of us.

WASHINGTOON: a tourist attraction much like Disneyland, but without any of the cool rides. There are however a large group of mascots in goofy costumes running around washingtOOn, just like in Disneyland. Please see JABBERING IDIOT above for sample photos.

GOOD POLITICIAN: what the jabbering idiots become when they either die or we vote them out of office.

USELESS GROUP OF MOLDY FOSSILS THAT SHOULD BE EUTHANIZED FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY: the US supreme court

It’s 90 degrees here today so the telepathic crickets have run off to the beach for the day. I think I’ll join them!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

clpspinglobe.gif

~ by ClapSo on June 26, 2007.

6 Responses to “HUH!?”

  1. Excellent, man! I see we share similar political philosophies…

  2. Great job.
    My favorite is GOOD POLITICIAN

  3. Haha, seems like we’re gonna die either this way or that. Which way would you take?

  4. I choose DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!!!!

  5. Remember, there is no death….just another level. But if you have to go to the other level……death by chocolate is good. My last name twern’t Hershey for nothing.

    On a lighter note.
    I love constructive criticism!

  6. Ah, and I’ll have death by caffeine overdose, that’s gonna happen one day and I wanna have a normal death.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: