The “turd blossom” rove rat flees the sinking ship…
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“In an unprecedented action, the ANSWER Coalition today received citations fining the organization $10,000 for the placement of posters announcing the September 15 March on Washington DC. The fines come after a campaign led by FOX news calling for the DC government to take action against those putting up posters for the September 15 demonstration.”
“The best way to take action is to call the Director of Department of Public Works, William O. Howland, Jr. at 202-673-6833, and the Mayor of DC, Adrian Fenty, at 202-724-8876. You can also send a letter or fax by clicking this link.”
Thanks for helping out! If you don’t yet know about the September 15th march on washingtOOn there is a graphic on my sidebar that you can click for more info. I’m going and I hope to see you all there!
If you would like more info about the ANSWER coalition there is a link button under the heading other interesting links on my sidebar.
Well, this is a case of gettin’ while the gettin’ is good:
Karl Rove to quit this month
By Jeremy Pelofsky
WASHINGTON (Reuters) -Karl Rove, one of President George W. Bush’s closest aides and a lightning rod for controversy among Democrats, said he will leave the White House at the end of August.
Rove, the White House deputy chief of staff known as “The Architect” for guiding Bush from being the governor of Texas to two terms as president, is the latest in a series of senior aides to quit as the clock ticks toward the end of Bush’s presidency.
I won’t be surprised if the roverat goes over to one of the current repub celebdidates campaigns. He can also be going off to some repub favorite corporation to get his payoff for being a good little rasputin in the service of the corporateers. The other possibility is that an indictment of rove is about to be announced. As much as I would love for the law to catch up to ANY AND ALL of the made men and women of labushanostra, I doubt that it’s gonna ever happen.
Now it’s time to guess who will take roverats place in g’dubya’s crime family.
The following is my short list:
the lady who does lunch instead of impeachment: she’s due a big payoff for her service to labuchanostra
hermann goering’s ghost: replacing bush’s brain with hitlers brain seems like a no brainer. Some will argue that roverat is the reincarnation of goering anyway.
don imus: he’s always been full of shit enough to be a member of the bush crime family. Last I heard, he needs a gig…
ron paul: even though I really don’t think his name belongs on this list, I’m so used to seeing his name everywhere I go on the net, I thought I should add it here for symmetry sake.
rush limbaugh: having proven he could wiggle out of a drug charge, he is a shoe in for this slot in labushanotra!
the ghost of ken lay:
paris hilton: she has a lot of people conned that she is a “celebrity.” Who better to con us about the last year of bush crime family rule?
ann coulter: since she is the neo-con-artist version of paris hilton, she deserves the job!
V! (my poetic justice favorite! )
pat buchanan: having been an apologist for the bush crime family since day one, he fits nicely.
charles ponzi’s ghost: since the entire world economy is now based on his “ponzi scam” who better to advise g’dubya?
bon bon: nuff said!
noelia: whoever she is…
johanna cardona: whoever she is…
galilea montijo: whoever she is…
any of the losers of American idol: any of the winners for that matter.
anyone who’s ever posted a “diary” on the daily kos: since their knee jerk support of the dems is a defacto support of the bush crime family agenda, they may as well be given official jobs!
any resident of stupidfuckastan (the red states):
ronald tridico: whoever he is…
Johnathon Schaech: whoever he is…
Ed Mueller: whoever he is…
that guy who has been living in a cardboard box out front of the white house since ronnie raygun was prez: it would be the first time those scumbags in the white house DID ANYTHING FOR THE HOMELESS AND UNEMPLOYED!
The most likely choice will be:
ANYONE STUPID ENOUGH TO TAKE A SHORT TERM JOB IN A CRIMINAL REGIME!
Since this is supposed to be a funny post (I really did try even though I’m no fairlane) here’s a special BONUS LINK:
I have been playing with the above for months and it still makes me laugh my ass off!
The telepathic crickets on the editorial board hope you will vote for your favorite candidate from the list above, or add the name of your own favorite via a comment!
The scientifically impossible I do right away
The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer