Twelve Issues that Matter for 2008
As a follow up to our last two posts we have decided to give our take on the Nader campaigns twelve issues that matter. You can see them in original context at:
Adopt single payer national health insurance
The ONLY WAY to make sense out of our failing health care system is a single payer plan. Learn all about it by clicking this link:
Cut the huge, bloated, wasteful military budget
Anyone who thinks the out of control military budget makes sense is an idiot. Here is where your tax dollars are really going:
No to nuclear power, solar energy first
Nukes are the dirtiest, most expensive way to generate electricity. If that ain’t enough, can you say three mile island and chernobyl boys and girls? Any idiot (obama) that thinks nukes are a good idea should move next to one of these dangerous plants and live there till they glow in the dark. To solar, I would add wind, water and geothermal. All are cheap, clean and safe.
Aggressive crackdown on corporate crime
and corporate welfare
If the $30 billion tax payer funded bear stearns bail out ain’t enough, I give thee the crooked eeeeee:
Open up the Presidential debates
Unlike the chicken shit stooges (mccain, clinton, obama) Nader is ready, willing and able debate anyone, anywhere, anytime! You can’t really blame the two parties of the apocalypse for their fear of real debate. Their punk ass celebdidates rely on staged photo ops and 30 second coNmercials to fool YOU into voting for them. They know that Ralph, the grand master of verbal kung fu, would whip their idiot asses in REAL OPEN DEBATE!
Adopt a carbon pollution tax
This is a sensible way to make corporate polluters clean up their filthy act. If they don’t want to pay the tax, they simply reduce their carbon emissions!
Reverse U.S. policy in the Middle East
Ralph will undo all the damage that labushanostra has done in the middle east, nuff said.
It’s high time these two CRIMINALS face the music!
Repeal the Taft-Hartley anti-union law
Of all the rotten, shitty, thieving legislation those idiots in washingtOOn have signed into law, the “taft shaft” has screwed YOU more then any law on the books! Out with it!
Adopt a Wall Street securities speculation tax
It’s time to end the casino mentality that has been running rampant on the street. Why YOU ask?
How about bear stearns and the crooked eeeeee for starters
Put an end to ballot access obstructionism
Case in point, Texas election law requires a Presidential candidate to get 44,000 valid signatures to get on a party line and 74,108 signatures to run as an independent. This is happening all over the country. Laws are in place to make damn sure that YOU can only vote for a dem or repub. Add the big bucks the two parties of the apocalypse spend to have signatures declared invalid, and an independent candidate then needs hundreds of thousands of signatures in the hope of getting the 74, 108 needed in places like Texas.
Work to end corporate personhood
The way things stand, a corporation now has all the civil rights that YOU have, less one. There is no credible argument that a company is human. Corporations simply don’t deserve HUMAN RIGHTS. The one right the corporations don’t have is the right to vote. They don’t need that one, they buy YOUR votes through the cheap bribery scam called campaign contributions. Go out and exercise your civil right to vote for Nader, he’ll put those corporate dogs in their place!
The telepathic crickets and I would like to thank everyone involved with the Nader campaign for their service. If YOU have as yet not joined the Super Citizen Revolution, it’s not too late! Simply click on this link:
Come on, YOU know YOU gotta and want to. It won’t hurt, I promise!
Tomorrow is the last Saturday of the month, and around here that means it’s time for this months edition of ClapSo’s Video Funhouse! Hope you’ll tune in tomorrow…
The scientifically impossible I do right away
The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer