The labushanostra poor mans patton SPEAKS…

… yet says nothing of any worth! As I expected, the bush crime families tin general had his rusty mainspring keyed by his bush crime family handlers and spewed forth the labushanostra party line. This from the new york times:


General Resists Timetable for Withdrawal of Troops in Iraq

Published: April 9, 2008

WASHINGTON — The senior commander of multinational forces in Iraq warned Congress Tuesday against removing “too many troops too quickly” and refused under stiff questioning to offer even an estimate of American force levels by the end of this year.


WTF? When did patraeus become Sargent Schultz from “Hogans Heroes”? Does he REALLY think “I KNOW NOTHING…NOTHING…” is an answer?

Our young people in uniform have been fighting and dying over there for over FIVE YEARS, one to two million people have been killed to no good effect, and this labushanostra windup GI joe doll doesn’t YET know when ALL our kids can come home? I don’t know about you, but all I have to say about that is BRING OUR KIDS HOME NOW AND I MEAN ALL OF THEM! SONOFABUSH!!!!!!!

What do the three stooges of the apocalypse have to say about this?

MOE (aka mugsy mcPain)

I support the troops and broke a hip kissing my pet generals ass, dagnabit!

LARRY (aka hillary dillary doo)

I support the troops and wave Baaa Baaa to some of the idiots I hired to run my failed attempt to be “co-president” again. Buy one stooge get another one free!

Curly (aka sweet talkin’ slim)

I have the audacity to hope that all the blame for this disaster of a war falls on the other two stooges even though I have voted to continue to fund it and have no exit strategy, just like them.

What do the three shemps of the apocalypse have to say?


Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk


Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk


I KNOW NOTHING…NOTHING! Hail bush, mine furor!
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

Throw the peace pie in the stooges faces! A double helping in the pusses of the shemps!

WTF? When are YOU gonna learn? The truth is, the two parties of the apocalypse are in cahoots and fully intend to continue this war forever!

There is only one candidate
running for president
that has an EXIT STRATEGY:


The Telepathic Crickets on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are less then sad that the tepid talent and political nut case pictured in the video below has finally died:

Rumor has it that the soylent green made from charlton hestons body will be auctioned off, with all proceeds going to the national rifle association.

Rumor also has it that heston and ronnie raygun are now in the same place and will be forced to do a threesome with ayn rand for all of eternity, while jerry falwell watches…

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on April 9, 2008.

4 Responses to “The labushanostra poor mans patton SPEAKS…”

  1. Yes, indeed, Clapso! As Mr. Bullshit Barack Obama says, “it’s time for change”, but rather than changing their ways, the U.S. establishment will only be changing the faces.

    Neither of the Democratic candidates advocate withdrawal from Iraq, any more than McCain does. They are advocating troop reductions and a pull-back into the new “embassy” compound being built on prime real estate in Baghdad. It’s my understanding that it will be possible to sustain a force of about 40,000 combat troops in the new Fortress America, Iraq Division.

    Empire does have its rewards, for an elite few, but this will only serve to exacerbate the coming global conflicts. The resource wars have already begun and the U.S. holds the high hand in controlling both oil and water. They are giving the next generation of peoples born in the Middle East a target to focus their anger and frustration on, just as Israel has in the West Bank.

    Congratulations to the American Oligarchy for bringing us all one step closer to their “Christian” vision of Armageddon…

  2. Guy nails it. I really get tired of apologists who claim this is all because “Chimpy” is inept. Not so : diabolical predicts events much more effectively.
    Galloping Beaver has a summary of the Afghanistan scene which effectively encapsulates the futility of current tactics…if ‘peace’ is the desired objective. It’s not funny any more to decry the accuracy of the PNAC list of states to be overthrown.

  3. Yes, it’s quite clear that the dems and repub are in cahoots and fully intend on continuing this war. I too am sick of anyone that thinks just getting rid of gdubya will end the war.

    The scientifically impossible I do right away
    The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

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