$170 Billion WAR “Supplemental” = Next Round of Pork Barrel Spending

The two parties of the apocalypse are set to pass a “supplemental” spending bill early next month. This bill gives labushanostra $102,000,000,000 to waste in Iraq. This $102 BILLION is just to continue the disaster of a war until OCTOBER 1, 2008. It also gives AN ADDITIONAL $70 BILLION to waste in Iraq in 2009, well into the term of the next president. This is a disgrace! Anyone stupid enough to believe that the dirty dems will end this war, have to wake from their slumber. The time has come to realize the dirty dems are in cahoots with the filthy repubs! Electing dems will just continue this war. Electing repubs will just continue this war. SONOFABUSH!

Electing republicrats and dempublicans will just increase the national debt. SONOFABUSH!

What do the three stooges of the apocalypse have to say about this:

MOE (aka mugsy mcPain)

I support the troops and am willing to spend other peoples money to continue this disaster of a war.

LARRY (hillary dillary doo)

I support the troops and wave Baaa Baaa to the tax dollars we continue to waste on this disaster of a war.

CURLY (aka sweet talkin’ slim)

I have the audacity to hope that nobody notices that I support wasting even more money on this disaster of a war, just like the other two stooges.

Lets hear from the three shemps of the apocalypse:

SHEMP (aka lady who does lunch)

Lets get this wasteful spending bill passed quick, I have an appointment to get my nails done, then on to dinner with lobbyists NYUK, NYUK, NYUK

SHEMP JR. (aka that idiot)

Yes, lets get this check signed, I have four dinners with lobbyists planed NYUK, NYUK, NYUK

FOUR STAR SHEMP (aka general sergeant schultz)

I know nothing! NOTHING!!! NYUK, NYUK, NYUK

Lets throw the Peace Pie in the stooges faces, double helping for the shemps!

Are you ready for the first ever DOUBLE PIE POST? Here it comes:

Lets throw the Pork Barrel Pot Pie in the stooges faces, double helping for the shemps!

There is only one candidate that will put an end to this wasteful, out of control spending:


VOTENADER.ORG

The Telepathic Crickets and I are just pleased as punch that we have the high level spirit of innovation on this blog which allows us to come up with things like the DOUBLE PIE POST! You just don’t get that kinda cutting edge stuff at the daily kos…

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on April 18, 2008.

One Response to “$170 Billion WAR “Supplemental” = Next Round of Pork Barrel Spending”

  1. talkin about pies…we should mix up some Haitian MUDPIES and throw ’em at some of these clowns. Only lightweight mud, of course. We’re non violent.

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