Over a Century of dem and repub Rule…

Yup, the dirty dems and filthy repubs have been running our country into the ground for decades. There is no real difference in their policies. GO AHEAD SUCKERS! GO AHEAD AND VOTE FOR EM AGAIN! This is what you’ll continue to get:

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Burdened by the Weight of Inflation

Standards of Living Are Challenged

Washington Post Staff Writers
Wednesday, May 14, 2008; Page D01

Nearly seven in 10 Americans are worried about maintaining their standard of living, as concern has spiked higher in just the past five months, according to a new Washington PostABC News poll. Soaring consumer prices are a major challenge, with many people struggling under the weight of the rising costs of fuel, food and health care.

The poll shows that the weak economy and rising prices are high among voters’ concerns, and contribute to a souring national mood in this presidential election year. More than eight in 10 said the country has veered pretty seriously off-track, and a separate poll released yesterday by ABC showed economic anxiety at its highest level on record since 1981.

Overall, 68 percent of people surveyed in the new Post-ABC poll said they were concerned about their ability to keep up their lifestyles, a jump of 17 percentage points since December. The increase cuts across party and income lines, spreading rapidly among Republicans, people from rural areas and those from middle- and upper-income households.

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This is what YOU SUCKERS DESERVE!

YOU voted in the bush crime family twice.

YOU voted in the dirty dems in 2006.

NOW YOU PAY THE PRICE:

I HOPE GAS HITS $10 A GALLON AND STAYS THERE!

Then maybe YOU fat asses will get off the couch and vote the dirty dems and filthy repubs OUT, OUT, OUT!

YOU have to go to the polls and FIRE THESE BASTARDS!

I’ve been telling YOU for YEARS that the two parties of the apocalypse are no fucking good!

Do YOU ever LISTEN?

YOU ALL DESERVE TO STARVE!

I HOPE FOOD PRICES QUADRUPLE!

Then maybe YOU FATHEADS will lose enough weight to get some blood flowing to those ossified brains of YOURS! Who knows, maybe you all will have a stray thought before the November election and suddenly REALIZE that you have and will CONTINUE to be SCREWED by the two parties of the apocalypse!

What are those SHIT HEADS in washingtOOn arguing about as I write this? Are they arguing about what to do to give US some help with the out of control cost of living?

FUCK NO!

THE SCUMBAGS ARE ARGUING ABOUT

HOW MUCH MORE THEY WILL SPEND ON THE DISASTER OF A WAR!

WTF!? SONOFABUSH! DAG-FUCKING-NABIT!

WAKE THE HELL UP PEOPLE!

It’s high time some of YOU DAMN FOOLS GOT ClapSoized™

I’m gonna hand the idiot bunch of YOU, YOUR empty heads!

DIRTY DEM APOLOGISTS:

DIE, DIE, DIE!

FILTHY REPUB APOLOGISTS:

DIE, DIE, DIE!

Here are YOUR REAL ENEMIES:

MOE (aka mugsy mcPain)

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk

LARRY (aka hillary dillary doo)

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk

CURLY (aka sweet talkin’ slim)

La de deeeeeee, la de dahhh

What are ya gonna do now huh? WTF are ya gonna do? I’ll tell ya what:

THROW the Peace Pie in the stooges faces!

THROW the Pork Barrel Pot Pie in the stooges faces!

Throw the Nonsensical Nondescript Gibberish Generalization Cream Pie in the stooges faces!

Support and vote for the only real candidate for president in 2008:

VOTENADER.ORG

Well Cricketeers, the Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I celebrate the newest blogging innovations our R&D department has come up with:

  • Nonsensical Nondescript Gibberish Generalization Cream Pie©
  • The first ever TRIPLE PIE POST!
  • Technicolor ClapSoization™

Ya just don’t get THAT KIND of innovation at the daily kos!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on May 15, 2008.

One Response to “Over a Century of dem and repub Rule…”

  1. The nondiscript pie distracts the eye with the chocolate striping. The other two look kinda gross and peace pie looks like it dried to a jerkey.

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