Vote Theft Goes Viral…

Well Cricketeers, things are heating up on the electoral front, DAGNABIT. For those that missed my last quote of the “work” of pressmin spurious. You can click here to view it.

Now on to his latest. This from the intergalactic times:

obama’s vote theft encourages another vote spoiler

By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter

This reporter’s fears have now been fully realized. The alarm must be sounded. There is very little doubt left that the two party system is under full fledged attack! First, this young upstart Obama steals the votes of the rightful Democratic presidential candidate Clinton. Now, buoyed by news of that theft, the self proclaimed “Libertarian Party” has the unmitigated gall to “nominate” former Republican congressman Bob Barr for president. This so called party even had a “convention” just like the two real parties hold every presidential election year!

How could this have happened here in the good ol’ U-S-of-A? Now, not only will the only true candidate for president John McCain have this vote stealer Obama to contend with. Mr. McCain will have to sustain the attacks of this other pretender to the throne, Bob Barr! What was Barr thinking? If he wanted to run for president, all he had to do was submit his name to the Republican party and run in the Republican primary. It’s an OUTRAGE that this Barr fellow has chosen to break the rules and go outside the two party system! The next thing you know, Barr will come out against apple pie and motherhood!

The time has come for someone to put their foot down. This reporter believes that Barr should be subpoenaed by, and required to appear before The House Un-Republican Activities Committee! Such a turncoat should not go unpunished! If Barr and Obama are allowed to continue to attempt to steal the votes that rightfully belong to McCain, THIS COULD BE THE YEAR THAT A CANDIDATE FROM OUTSIDE THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM GETS ELECTED PRESIDENT!

*SNICKER* pressmin do go on don’t he? SONOFABUSH! This is turning into quite the election year. For starters, last presidential election the Libertarian candidate got around the same percentage of the popular vote as Nader did. There was no screaming that the Libertarian candidate “stole” the bush vote. If mcPain don’t win this time around, the repubs will be screaming that barr stole mcPains votes. The apologists for the two party system have to have their excuses. Just wait and see…

Excuse # 936,703,666,069

I consider this to be a ClapSorific™ turn of events. With both former repub congressman barr AND nobama BOTH stealing votes from mcPain, nobama should win in a landslide right? This means that any anti-war or progressive votes can safely go to the only true anti-war progressive in the race, THAT WOULD BE NADER!

The other interesting effect this will have concerns the presidential debates. I’ll bet barr is pulling out all the stops to get himself into those debates. Should he have enough “wood” to pull that off, mcPain will have to insist that Nader need be included too. After all, mcPain can’t afford to have barr and nobama tag teaming on him. We may actually have real, four man, debates for a change if that comes to pass!

Support the only true anti-war progressive in the race:


The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I look forward to seeing the two party system hit the fan…

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on May 28, 2008.

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