More Love of the two party system at the intergalactic times…

The defense of the indefensible disaster that is the two party system continues via pressmin spurious:

vote theft leads to full blown co-option

By Pressmin Spurious,
Intergalactic Times staff reporter

My dear readers. As I have been chronicling in this column, our beloved two party electoral system is under full fledged attack! The vote spoilers continue to set the very foundations of our two party electoral system ablaze! Now comes the grim report that Al Franken has had the unmitigated gall to steal the votes that were supposed to go to, um that professor guy, what’s his name…

Anyway, this Franken guy is the crown prince of pinko vote spoilers. He once famously referred to my media colleague, Rush Limbaugh, as “a big, fat, idiot”! Franken has also been relentless in his attacks on the best damn TV news team in the world, those steadfast supporters of the two party system over at FOX! Add to this that rumors abound that Franken is a homosexual and he drives a foreign made hybrid automobile!

This turn of events is clearly evidence that the two parties need meet behind closed doors to craft a strategy that will defend the two party system from these ongoing electoral failures. TSK TSK, for shame on the Minnesota Democratic primary voters! You have clearly been coned into giving your local party over to the clown prince of commies!

It is still unclear to this reporter how this Birkenstock wearing, tofu eating, New York Yankee cheering, effete snob Franken expects to avoid a subpoena from the house unrepublican activities committee. One thing is certain, this is another proof THAT THIS IS THE YEAR THAT A CANDIDATE FROM OUTSIDE THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM CAN BECOME PRESIDENT!

ROFL! pressmin is beside himself with suffering as the two party system hits the fan! Good on the fine folks in Minnesota! Of course they also voted jesse vetura in as their governor, and that was a real mess.

In any case I hope the people of Minnesota and all the rest of my fellow Americans will join with me in voting for the man who will be the best damn president this country has ever had:


The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I would like to paraphrase Red Green:

If you can’t vote for a competent candidate, at least vote for an entertaining one.

We believe that Al Franken will at least add some very much needed comic relief to the senate, if nothing else…

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on June 11, 2008.

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