Veepstakes – O – Rama
Since the disaster of a war rages on and the economy is in the shitter, among other serious problems, it’s only natural for the main stream media to concentrate on who will be attending funerals in dick chaney’s place after the election.
Not that I really care that much, since the one true great presidential candidate, Nader, has already picked his running mate! Anyway, here are my suggested picks for mcPain and nobama:
dan quayle: He should have “grown into the job” by now.
bob barr: Just so he’ll stop whining about how the repubs “abandoned him.”
the bag of soylent green made from charlton hestons body: In case mcPain needs a fascist snack
boehner: He’s the only one that can out sleaze the current dick (chaney)
al sharpton: So the dems will have someone black on the ticket
arianna huffington: She’s already nobama’s apologist in chief, perfect ass kissing veep material!
blew dog: Since nobama is in bed with them, he might as well make one his veep
hillary dillary doo: Nah, that’s too gruesome even for ME!
The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I wanna be sedated!
The scientifically impossible I do right away
The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer