“I will end the war!” NO NO, “I will end the war!”…

Well, after almost six years of illegal, immoral, disastrous war. The syphilitic co-joined twins of the apocalypse known as mcbama are both CLAIMING to be anti-war! ISN’T THAT SPECIAL! These two clowns, who have now REPEATEDLY VOTED TO CONTINUE FUNDING THE DISASTER OF A WAR HAVE SUDDENLY STARTED TALKING ABOUT ENDING IT!

FLIPPITY FLOPPITY!

Lets start with a sweet talkin’ slim nobama quote:

“The tactics of how we ensure our troops are safe as we pull out, how we execute the withdrawal, those are things that are all based on facts and conditions, I am not somebody — unlike George Bush — who is willing to ignore facts on the basis of my preconceived notions.”

Ya know what, he’s hedging with this. He’s already making excuses for not ending the war should he gain the oval office. HE HAS NO REAL EXIT STRATEGY! He’s talkin’ maybe 16 MONTHS AFTER HE TAKES OFFICE, MAYBE! This from reuters:

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Obama “puzzled” by Iraq comment frenzy

By John Whitesides, Political Correspondent Sat Jul 5, 6:19 PM ET

ST. LOUIS (Reuters) – Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama said on Saturday his plan to end the Iraq war was unchanged and he was puzzled by the sharp reaction to his statement this week that he might “refine” his timetable for withdrawing U.S. combat troops.

“For me to say that I’m going to refine my policies I don’t think in any way is inconsistent with prior statements and doesn’t change my strategic view that this war has to end and that I’m going to end it as president,” Obama told reporters on his campaign plane.

Obama, who based his drive to capture the Democratic nomination on his early and ardent opposition to the war, said earlier this week he might alter his plan to bring combat troops home within 16 months of taking office if conditions on the ground changed.

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SONOFABUSH! What the hell is he puzzled about? This disaster of a war has been going on for almost 6 years and he’s talkin’ about ANOTHER TWO YEARS, AND MAYBE MORE? WTF is he THINKING?

FLIPPITY FLOPPITY!

Lets look at the other newly baptized “anti-war” candidate with a mugsy mcPain spokes moron quote. This from tucker bounds of the mcPain campaign:

“We are all absolutely committed to ending this war, but on Thursday Barack Obama’s words indicated that he also shared John McCains commitment to securing the peace beforehand.”

DAGNABIT! This is clearly a rewording of tricky dick nixon’s “peace with honor” bullshit. tricky dick got himself elected by implying he had a secret plan to end the Vietnam war. He had no such plan, the proof is he had no WHEN, the Vietnam war continued for the whole of tricky dicks tenure in the oval office! He conned people like YOU into voting for him. Then once elected, he continued the war!

nobama = mcPain = tricky dick nixon!!!!!!!

None of the above named have or had a REAL, SENSIBLE, TIMETABLE FOR WITHDRAWAL! ARE YOU GONNA FALL FOR “peace with honor” AGAIN? Are YOU gonna waste YOUR vote on one of the two PRO-WAR candidates?

You have a better choice! Support and vote for the only presidential candidate that has a SIX MONTHS AFTER TAKING OFFICE WITHDRAWAL PLAN, A REAL EXIT STRATEGY:

VOTENADER.ORG

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope we are cutting through the two parties of the apocalypse BULLSHIT!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on July 7, 2008.

One Response to ““I will end the war!” NO NO, “I will end the war!”…”

  1. Where can I see the withdrawl plan in document? Do I have to issue a FOIA? Does it have prietty pictures?

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