ClapSo’s Clip Clops

Well, it looks like the members of the power elite in washingtOOn have a thing or two to explain. Lets start with mugsy mcPain! This from ap:

—clip—

McCain gets Social Security but criticizes system

By DAVID A. LIEB, Associated Press Writer Thu Jul 17, 2008

KANSAS CITY, Mo. – Although Republican presidential candidate John McCain has called Social Security “a disgrace,” he still cashes his own retirement check every month.

“I’m receiving the benefits, the system is broken and, unfortunately, my children and grandchildren, according to the trustees of the Social Security system, will not have the same benefits the present retirees have,” McCain told reporters Thursday on his campaign bus.

McCain’s 2007 tax return shows Social Security benefits of $23,157 for the year, an average of $1,929.75 a month. He said he started receiving the payments “whenever I was eligible.”

—clip—

Clop: SONOFABUSH! The disgrace is that this bastard mcPain can tell Social Security to stop sending him checks but doesn’t. He reported $405,409 income to the IRS in 2007. His wife is a millionaire. She is reportedly worth more than $100 million. Shame on mcPain for taking that $23,157 a year in Social Security payments!

ashcan ashcroft is at it again. This from cnn:

—clip—

Ashcroft defends waterboarding before House panel

WASHINGTON (CNN) — The controversial interrogation technique of waterboarding has served a “valuable” purpose and does not constitute torture, former Attorney General John Ashcroft told a House committee Thursday.

—clip—

Clop: I would like to see the “valuable” purpose proven by using waterboarding on ashcan ashcroft, and a whole host of other lanushanostra made men and woman! I would find hearing them sing about the many crimes they have committed VERY VALUABLE INDEED!

Speaking of watery attacks. That lady who does lunch, pelosi has stepped up her limp noodle attacks against g’dubya all the way up to finger wagging stern warnings! THAT’LL SHOW EM naners! This from cnn:

—clip—

Pelosi: Bush ‘a total failure’

By Alexander Mooney CNN

(CNN) — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi called President Bush “a total failure” on Thursday, among the California Democrat’s harshest assessments to date of the president.

“God bless him, bless his heart, president of the United States — a total failure, losing all credibility with the American people on the economy, on the war, on energy, you name the subject,” Pelosi told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer in an exclusive interview.

—clip—

Clop: DAGNABIT! Can you say IMPEACHMENT boys and girls? That’s right, SHE TOOK IMPEACHMENT OFF THE TABLE! I believe EVERY BAD THING THE TWO PARTIES OF THE APOCALYPSE SAY ABOUT EACH OTHER!

That’s why I’m supporting and voting NADER!

VOTENADER.ORG

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are sick and tired of being sick and tired of the CorpoRATeer dirty dems and CorpoRATeer filthy repubs!

Don’t forget to stop by our satirical sister blog:

The Intergalactic Times

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on July 18, 2008.

One Response to “ClapSo’s Clip Clops”

  1. New ART LOGOS comming soon. PLZ COMMENT! PCEEG – TEH OPEN BRAIN COMPUTR INTERFACE PROJECT. WILL FREE TEH MASEZ BY PROBIN TEH BRAINS OV TEH ELITE. (In lolcat for bush and such to read. :P)

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: