CHOOSE: Guns OR Butter!?

It is the simplest of economic choices. We can either build more bombs and tanks and warships, OR we can build more schools and hospitals and friendships. Our country has become the biggest military BULLY in the world. Under the political CONTROL of the two parties of the apocalypse, we have been at war for too long and too many times. Under the economic CONTROL of the pig rich corpoRATeers, we have watched as our education system, our health care system and the rest of our infrastructure has fallen into disrepair:

We have watched as the dogs of war in washingtOOn have squandered our treasure on this:

If you think the Iraqi’s are getting more butter then we are, think again:

They are suffering from the GUNS, GUNS, GUNS policy of washingtOOn even worse then we are!

Far too many of us have received our sons and daughters, our sisters and brothers, our mothers and fathers back LIKE THIS:

Will the co-joined twins of the apocalypse called mcbama cut the military budget?


Will they give us LESS GUNS AND MORE BUTTER?


Who will YOU ask?


Support and vote for the only presidential candidate who will bring the military industrial complex UNDER CONTROL!


The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I DEMAND LESS GUNS AND MORE BUTTER! We are sick and tired of the two parties of the apocalypse lavishly buttering the pig rich corpoRATeers, while the rest of us get little more then a very occasional pat of trans fat loaded margarine!  GIVE US THE REAL BUTTER AND PLENTY OF IT!

We hope you will tune in tomorrow for The July Edition of ClapSo’s Video Funhouse. We are posting this monthly feature A DAY EARLY THIS MONTH, just ’cause we can!

Don’t forget to stop by our satirical sister blog:

The Intergalactic Times

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on July 24, 2008.

4 Responses to “CHOOSE: Guns OR Butter!?”

  1. related posts are funny! Humm no mention of soy margerine? because that proably would not classify as eather.

  2. ROFL! yeah, these “automatically generated related posts” are always a laugh riot!

    You know I believe that anything decaffeinated, nonfat, or soy based is the work of satan!

    The scientifically impossible I do right away
    The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

  3. LMAO! The related posts kill me!! and congrats i see you have some blogging awards – how did you manage that – i am so new at this haha!

  4. Hi Helene316,

    Those awards were given by other bloggers. I then had to pass them on to other bloggers too. Don’t worry, you’ll get some too.

    These are links to the posts I wrote about the awards:

    The scientifically impossible I do right away
    The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

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