Veepstakes – O – Rama Part Deux
I already took my best guess at who would go to funerals in that dick’s (chaney) place after the election, should either of the syphilitic co-joined twins of the apocalypse called mcbama win. In case you missed it you can read it here:
I have however decided that the best thing obamessiah and the reverend mcPain can do is form a unity ticket. They should flip a coin, with the loser getting to be presidential clebdidate and the winner getting the veep spot on the ticket. After all, they both believe in the same things:
They both agree that more drilling is the way to solve the gas price increase. They both agree that coal, nukes and ethanol are the way to go. They both agree that the war will end, maybe, two years from now if they feel like it, maybe. They both agree that an increase in the minimum wage to ten dollars an hour would be too high. They both intend to let labushanostra sneak outa washingtOOn without so much as a slap on the wrist for their eight years of crimes against humanity. They both promised to send sacks of tax payers cash to religious fanatics via “faith based” programs. They both intend to promise health care reform, and then not deliver after the election. Neither of those idiots wants to say much about the bank failures, mortgage crisis, dow death spiral and the rest of the total economic crash happening. Both intend to continue and expand the corpoRATe welfare give aways, while YOU get to suffer without any relief!
They both have the “audacity to hope” that YOU will forget they both supported continued war funding and warrentless wiretapping while in the senate. They both intend to do away with what few civil rights we have left. They both intend to INCREASE the out of control pork barrel overspending on the military. They both claim to “feel your pain” but will forget all about that after the election. They both think YOU are stupid enough to fall for their nonsensical nondescript gibberish generalizations. They are both making with the flippity floppity and think YOU will not catch on in time and still vote for em! That goes double for their two parties of the apocalypse, the dirty dems and filthy repubs. That bunch are so in the pockets of the corpRATeers, it’s a wonder any of em can breath in there! What are YOU GONNA DO NOW? I’ll tell ya what to do:
The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are pleased as punch at the return of the ClapSorific™ ClapSoization pie triad!
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