The kerryization of obamessiah…

Well, things are changing quickly on the election front. The once big lead nobama had has gone bye bye, just like hillary dillary doo! This from reuters:


McCain takes lead over Obama: poll

By John Whitesides, Political Correspondent
Wed Aug 20, 2008

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – In a sharp turnaround, Republican John McCain has opened a 5-point lead on Democrat Barack Obama in the U.S. presidential race and is seen as a stronger manager of the economy, according to a Reuters/Zogby poll released on Wednesday.

McCain leads Obama among likely U.S. voters by 46 percent to 41 percent, wiping out Obama’s solid 7-point advantage in July and taking his first lead in the monthly Reuters/Zogby poll.


Maybe taking a weeks vacation in Hawaii just as the presidential campaign was heating up wasn’t the smartest move by nobama. Did’t he know that g’dubya is the vacation guy? Maybe mcPains attack ads are working. I have a different take on all this:

In 2004, this fool:

Who had made his political career by being antiwar, decided to run for president as a war hero. It didn’t work out for him. If he had come out firmly against the war, he would have beat g’dubya in a landslide.

In 2006, the dirty dems IMPLIED they were antiwar, and they took BOTH HOUSES OF CONGRESS away from the filthy repubs. Alas, they showed their pro-war true colors, and the war rages on. Now they pay the price! I predicted just such a anti-nobama backlash among the dem base in this post:

Pro-war nobama May Play Right Into mcPain’s hands…

The real killer for the dirty dems, is that mcPain, a made man in labushanostra, is seen as “a stronger manager of the economy” in the above quoted poll! “It’s the economy stupid!” isn’t even working for the dirty dems any more. How can that be YOU ask? Simple, the DLC wishy washy radical moderate “repub lite” agenda meant to brown nose the swing voters, ain’t working with what used to be the dem base!

waxy the netroots nation turnip sez:

“we vote democrat, period!”

Uh uh! ClapSo don’t play that! Neither do most of the FORMER dem base. Why? I’ll tell ya why:


The dems and repubs are both by and large AGREEING with the right wing agenda, the dirty dems look just like repubs. This is all meant to play well with the “swing voters” but it has caused the dems to lose their base!

SONOFABUSH! We are seeing the end of the dems chances. They simply have ceded all the issues to the repubs. There is little they can run on that’s any different from the repubs. They have been there right along, rubber stamping the bush crime family agenda. Time for all YOU nobama apologists to fold that losing hand. No matter how much you bunch repeat the nobama excuse catechism, you can’t put enough lipstick on that pig! He’s doomed now. He is unelectable! He has NOTHING he can use to energize the former dem base. He and the dirty dems have taken them for granted for far too long! The sleepers have awakened! The former dem base now knows A VOTE FOR nobama IS A VOTE FOR mcPain!

The syphilitic co-joined twins of the apocalypse HAVE EXACTLY THE SELF SAME AGENDA! There is no difference between them! THIS IS JUST WHAT KILLED THE kerry CAMPAIGN! DAGNABIT! DaJa Vu all over again…


The mcbama camps both AGREE that the war will continue FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER TWO YEARS! The two year number is a very big MAYBE with them.

Nader’s plan is EVERYBODY out, both US military AND corpoRATeers in less then a year, NO MAYBES!

The mcbama camps are against single payer national healthcare.

Nader is the only one who will give us the only REAL FIX to our failing health care system!

The mcbama camps are both for continuing to allow the minimum wage to be worth less then it was in real dollars back in 1964!

Nader is gonna raise it to $10 an hour immediately! Then the lowest paid full time workers will have the “luxury” of a $20,800 pretax yearly salary! What are they gonna do with all that money? PAY FOR THE BARE NECESSITIES!

The mcbama camps are both for more drilling as a bullshit answer to the high price of gas. That won’t work. It takes YEARS for new wells to produce oil. We need relief NOW! Both will continue the massive tax payer subsidies given to exxon and the rest of those oil thieves!

Nader has been screaming a blue steak FOR DECADES concerning the gas guzzlers the formerly “big three US automakers” have been producing! Now those urban assault vehicle SUVs and monster pick-up trucks are so many white elephants!

The mcbama camps are pro-NUKE.


The mcbama camps have been going FLIPPITY FLOPPITY all over the place!


I could go on like this forever. One issue after another, the mcbama agenda is a single failed agenda! I’ve been saying this stuff for decades. People used to call me nuts when I told em the whole thing was goin’ to hell in a handbasket! Who’s nuts now huh? It’s time for YOU to SUPPORT AND VOTE FOR THE ONLY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WHO HAS THE AGENDA TO FIX WHAT THE DIRTY DEM AND FILTHY REPUB corpoRATeers have broke, EVERYTHING!


The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope YOU are clear on YOUR choice now! NADER IS THE ONLY CHOICE FOR REAL CHANGE!

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The Intergalactic Times

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on August 21, 2008.

One Response to “The kerryization of obamessiah…”

  1. But mr cricket how are things going to work by hand cranks coconuts and solar? *Chirp Chirp* humm you don’t say? Really? *Chirp Chirp Chirp* Got it ok that makes sence well as long as the energy does not come from some hippie converting hydrogen into energy after he spent more energy breaking it apart.

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