No Bounce for nobama as repub MILF veep struts her stuff…
The latest cnn poll shows the syphilitic co-joined twins of the apocalypse called mcbama in a statistical dead heat. The race stands at just about where it was before the much ballyhooed dirty dem convention. This from cnnpolitics:
Poll shows no convention bounce for Obama
From Paul Steinhauser and Alan Silverleib
CNN Political Unit
ST. PAUL, Minnesota (CNN) — On the eve of the Republican convention, a new national poll suggests the race for the White House remains even.
A CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll released Sunday night shows the Obama-Biden ticket leading the McCain-Palin ticket by one point, 49 percent to 48 percent, with the statistical margin of error.
The survey was conducted Friday through Sunday, after both the conclusion of the Democratic convention and Sen. John McCain’s selection of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate.
A previous CNN poll, taken just one week earlier, suggested the race between McCain, R-Arizona, and Sen. Barack Obama, D-Illinois, was tied at 47 percent each.
The reason this race is so close is because there is little difference between obamessiah and the reverend mcPain on the issues. They agree on just about EVERYTHING. The syphilitic co-joined twins of the apocalypse called mcbama agree that the $6.55 federal minimum wage which is worth 40 cents less per hour, in inflation-adjusted dollars, than it was a decade ago is a far wage. Neither of them is for increasing the min. wage to ten dollars and hour, which would make it worth in real dollars what it was worth in 1964 like Nader will! They agree that the war should continue for AT LEAST another two years. Neither would fully withdraw in six months like Nader will! mcbama agrees that the present failure of a health care system, bogged down with the waste, fruad and abuse of the insurance corpoRATeers, should continue to fail us. Only Nader will give us the single payer, universal plan that will fix the disaster of a health care system, we are all sick of!
DAGNABIT! There does seem to be a difference between the two parties of the apocalypse concerning their multi-zillion dollar conventions. While the dirty dem convention had all the glitz and glitter of a bad 70’s TV game show:
TELL EM WHAT THEY WON BOB!?
IT’S A NEW CCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!
The filthy repub multi-zillion dollar convention has all the excitement of your aunt Mary’s funeral. SHEESH, I haven’t seen so many walking CORPSES in one place since the last pope election! All those useless old repubs running around trying to channel the ghost of their saint ronnie raygun.
There was a HUGE sigh of relief at rnc HQ when g’dubya announced he would be canceling his speech. Funny, g’dubya said he was dropping out because of gustav, but then he’s going to texass. SONOFABUSH! Yup, HE’S VACATIONING ON THE RANCH AGAIN! He is THE VACATION PRESIDENT! Hey, maybe he’ll give up tennis to show his support of the victims of gustav!
Here is the OFFICIAL sound of the filthy repub convention:
It’s a snooze fest! Most of the delegates are as old as the two parties of the apocalypse agenda! I’m talkin’ fallin’ apart, droppin’ dead OLD!
Thank heavens the repub veep candidate, alaska governor milf, has added some soap opera excitement to the repub convention. Without her, there would be nothing going on in Minnesota, except the police riot in the streets that I reported on in yesterdays post. There are those that are asking what makes palin qualified to be a heartbeat away from the presidency? I will answer thus:
SHE’S THE RIGHT WING DREAM MILF AND A GUN NUT TO BOOT!! In repub circles, this is qualification! Remember, dick shot one of his buddies in the face. He set the bar very high. mcPain had to find a bigger gun nut then dick!
What the article on this latest poll quoted above doesn’t show is how Nader is moving up. The few polls that take Nader into account show that he is gaining vote percentage at the expanse of BOTH reverend mcPain and obamessiah. This with little to no corpoRATe media coverage!
With the dirty dem and filthy repub dog and pony shows about over, now is the time to open the debate about the debates. The dirty dems and filthy repubs REFUSE TO ALLOW NADER INTO THE DEBATES! They are afraid YOU may see that there is really only one candidate who will bring REAL CHANGE when elected! Call, write, smoke signal, email, scream, phone, jump up and down and yell that ALL THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES SHOULD BE INCLUDED IN THE DEBATES! Both the corpoRATe media and the two parties of the apocalypse are involved in the censorship of all non-repub and non-dem candidates. Shame on the CorpoRATeer thieves! WTF!?
Support and vote NADER!
The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I fart in the general direction of the two parties of the apocalypse and their celbdidates, mcPain and nobama!
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