Of LEACHES, FAILURES, and GAS GUZZLERS! BAILOUT O’ RAMA!

SONOFABUSH! Ya know, sometimes the crap that goes on in washingtOOn and the corpoRATe board rooms just hits ya right between the eyes! So the bailout of fannie and freddie are done and we taxpayers are getting the bill. Now there are other corpoRATeers running down to washingtOOn with their greedy hands out for a taxpayer funded bailout! This from cnnmoney:

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Big Three bailout may be around corner

Automakers seek $50 billion in low-interest loans to convert plants from trucks to fuel efficient cars; presidential election could help their chances.

By Chris Isidore, CNNMoney.com senior writer

Just what the thieving corpoRATeer doctor ordered! ANOTHER $50 billion dollar corpoRATe welfare program! These weasels in the auto industry board rooms have no sense of shame. FOR DECADES WE HAVE BEEN WARNING THEM THAT MONSTER PICKUP TRUCKS AND SUV’s WOULD NOT BE VIABLE PRODUCTS. They didn’t listen! NOW they want US the taxayers TO BAIL THEM OUT FOR THEIR BAD DECISIONS! The syphilitic co-joined twins of the apocalypse called mcbama, have and will continue to cause and take part in these disasters! Speaking of BAILOUTS this from the christian science monitor:

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Fannie and Freddie: why the takeover

By Mark Trumbull Mon Sep 8, 2008

By taking control of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the Bush administration has launched a high-stakes bid to bolster the housing market and the US economy – seeking to minimize costs to taxpayers even as it puts them on the hook.

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson on Sunday announced a federal conservatorship for the two mortgage giants, which play a key role in the housing market, now rocked by falling home values and high rates of foreclosure.

The action begins a formal Treasury role that, just a few weeks ago, Secretary Paulson said he expected to avoid. Fannie and Freddie, as private companies created by government mandate, have long been seen as implicitly backed by the Treasury. Now that backstop is as explicit as it can be.

Why is it coming to this?

The short answer is that legislation Congress passed in July failed to reassure financial markets enough to position the two companies to raise needed capital on their own. That law gave the Treasury new authority to funnel credit or capital into Fannie and Freddie, if needed – at taxpayer expense.

Meanwhile, foreclosures continue to pummel the mortgage firms with big losses.

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DAGNABIT! Just what we don’t need, MORE LEMON SOCIALISM! No wonder obamessiah and the reverend mcPain don’t want to debate Nader! They know he will destroy them with these issues in debate! There’s a couple of things YOU can do to fix this mess:

First, throw the LEMON SOCIALISM MERINGUE PIE™ in the corpoRATeer stooges faces:

Second, and most importantly SUPPORT AND VOTE FOR THE ONLY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WHO WILL FIX THIS MESS:

VOTENADER.ORG

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I were thrilled to take part in a live blog of the Nader Super Rally in st. paul. The live blog took place at the votenader.org site. Kudos to all involved. A highlight video of the Super Rally is posted below. We hope you get a chance to watch it!

HEY, mcPain and nobama:
Open The Debates!

Don’t forget to stop by our satirical sister blog:

The Intergalactic Times

Make sure YOU WATCH THESE VIDEOS!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on September 9, 2008.

4 Responses to “Of LEACHES, FAILURES, and GAS GUZZLERS! BAILOUT O’ RAMA!”

  1. Leamon Socalisum Pie is traidmarked? interesting No Patents open source, If we were able to control policy plans and votes by shared spreadsheet documents the public could control it’s own destiny…

    Lol cat (for bush): LEAMON SOCALISUM PIE IZ TRAIDMARKD? INTERESTIN NO PATENTS OPEN SOURCE, IF WE WUZ ABLE 2 CONTROL POLICY PLANZ AN VOTEZ BY SHARD SPREADSHEET DOCUMENTS TEH PUBLIC CUD CONTROL IZ OWN DESTINY…

  2. like the way you write
    don’t dispair!

  3. HAPPY BRITHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU UU UUUU U UUUUUUUU
    HAPPY BRITHDAY DEAR WONDERFUL HUMAN BEEEEEEINGING
    HAaaaaaaaaPPYeeeeeeeeeeeee BIeeeeeeeeeRTHDAY TO
    YOU!
    clapsooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha

    hope you had a marvellous day! if not
    make sure you do so tomorrow

    i vote for you as president!
    may the elections be over soooooonest
    it’s taking up toooo much air time over here
    not sure why as it’s terribly terribly boarink
    cape town – it feels a tad like a soap opera!

    remeber you can’tbe responsible for what is going on in yr country
    you should pop over here and see what’s going on here!
    if you like adrenalin rushes – this is the place to live!
    i’m convinced we are all addicted to adrenalin here!

    just have to laugh A LOT!

    as the song in the classic film, the life of brian, says
    If life seems jolly rotten, There’s something you’ve forgotten,
    And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
    When you’re feeling in the dumps, Don’t be silly chumps.
    Just purse your lips and whistle. That’s the thing.
    And…Always look on the bright side of life.

    if you haven’t seen it you must – you will laugh and laugh
    It’s timeless, a classic as it deals with all the major issues of the human condition all of which are still current and stronger than ever
    gosh i don’t half go on!
    pls feel free to edit as you wish
    it’s your birthday – my grandmother was born to day in 1890?!!
    she was a feisty french women

    it deals with all the ridiculous things us bumans

  4. HEHEHEH, hoh, you made my day! Thanks…

    As to the life of brian, I’ve seen it and love it.

    My fave bits are “bring out your dead!” and “burn the witch, burn the witch!”

    I’m a CCCcccccccooooooper” is good too.

    The scientifically impossible I do right away
    The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

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