wall street gives the two parties of the apocalypse the “October Surprise”

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Dow Jones Industrial Average

Index Value: 11,015.69
Trade Time: 4:08PM ET Sept. 22 2008
Change: Down 372.75 (3.27%)
Prev Close: 11,388.44
Open: 11,394.42
Day’s Range: 10992.2011394.58
52wk Range: 10,403.80 – 14,280.00

DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!

Well Cricketeers, the executive boardroom “gomers” on the street have given the dirty dems and filthy repubs a “pyle” of shit to shovel with just weeks to go before the election!

SOOOPRIZE, SOOOPRIZE, SOOOPRIZE!

It is for me darkly entertaining to watch as the feckless appaRATchiks in the house and senate scurry for washingtOOn foxholes in an effort to find themselves political cover from the economic fallout! The most fun is seeing that “deer in the headlights” look on the tv mugs of those comrade chairmen wannabe ethically challenged syphilitic co-joined twins of the apocalypse called mcbama! YOU POOR BASTARDS! You have little hope now of doing ANYTHING BUT TRY TO WIPE YOUR DIRTY HANDS ON EACH OTHER! BOTH the dirty dem obamessiah AND filthy repub reverend mcPain are sitting duck examples of the kind of feckless appaRATchiks who infest the house and senate in washingtOOn.

HEY FELLAS, BOTH OF YOU HAVE DIRTY HANDS, IT DOES NO GOOD TO TRY TO WIPE THEM ON EACH OTHER!

DAGNABIT! With all the lobbyists and other corpoRATeer scumbags BOTH the reverend mcPain and obamessiah have on their respective staffs, and all the corpoRATe cash bribes ur, um “campaign contributions” they both receive it is completely IMPOSSIBLE for EITHER OF THEM TO CLAIM THEY ARE WITHOUT SIN! But I hope they keep throwing rocks at each other just the same. Hopefully this will lead YOU, my fellow voters, to realize THAT THE TRUTH IS:

comrade chairman g’dubya = comrade chairman wannabe obamessiah = comrade chairman wannabe mcPain

SONOFABUSH! The idiots named above are all FILTHY LYING corpoRATeer THIEVES!

What IS NOT ENTERTAINING AT ALL is how the bought and prayed for republicrat spin doctors of the two parties of the apocalypse went on the Sunday morning tv puditfests and said utter bullshit like “let’s not waste time with worrying about prosecuting folks… it’s time to just solve the crisis!” UP IN YOUR SISTER MARY’S PUDGY ASS IT AIN’T TIME TO PROSECUTE! NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO INSIST ON PROSECUTIONS! THE CRIMINAL corpoRATeer BOARDROOM TERRORISTS need be rounded up using the military commission act and sent via extraordinary rendition, to gitmo! I would find a large number of corpoRATeer BOARDROOM TERRORISTS doing HARD TIME IN THE FEDERAL PEN to be a truly ClapSorific™ outcome.

I WANNA SEE corpoRATe PERP WALKS!

These boardroom TERRORISTS have done MORE DAMAGE TO US THEN al qaeda EVER DID! If Arab-American Falafel shop owners can be prosecuted for making “anti-american remarks” outside a Keensburg, New Jersey Mosque, THEN THE corpoRATeer BOARDROOM TERRORISTS should not be given a get out of jail free card after crashing and burning our economy!

Why are the dirty dem and filthy repub feckless appaRATchiks in the house and senate UNWILLING TO PROSECUTE THE corpoRATeer BOARDROOM TERRORISTS?

HERE IS A MUGSHOT OF THE “osama bin laden” of the corpoRATeer BOARDROOM TERRORISTS:

The economy? It done blowed up...

The economy? It done blowed up...

This IDIOT has “working vacationed” his way through eight years of presidency. He has spent more time at his texass ranch, then he has in washingtOOn. What little time he spent on economic matters was wasted on figuring out how to pump EVER MORE OF OUR TAX DOLLARS INTO THE POCKETS OF HE AND HIS PIG RICH FRIENDS!

Where are the COPS when ya need em?

LADY WHO DOES LUNCH

LADY WHO DOES LUNCH

The chief of the dem keystone kops pictured here gave comrade chairman g’dubya a free pass by taking “impeachment off the table.” This is proof positive that the filthy repubs and dirty dems ARE IN CAHOOTS!

We need a complete restructuring of our political economy.

That restructuring is clearly explained here!

Click that link and educate yourself concerning how WE can truly fix this mess in washingtOOn. THEN DO THE RIGHT THING AND SUPPORT AND VOTE NADER!

VOTENADER.ORG

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope you realize that poverty is a weapon of mass distruction! As this economic diaster left unchecked by the dirty dems and filthy repubs and their bailout scam IS GOING TO FORCE MANY MORE OF YOU INTO POVERTY, now would be a good time to SUPPORT AND VOTE NADER! He will institute an agenda for REAL POSITIVE CHANGE! If you commit stupidcide™ and vote obamessiah or the reverend mcPain in, YOU WILL WIND UP WISHING, AND TOO LATE, THAT YOU VOTED NADER!

HEY, mcPain and nobama:
Open The Debates!

If YOU REALLY wanna know the TRUTH about the debate issue CLICK THIS LINK!

Please send an email to janut janet brown the executive director of the Commission on Presidential Debates. Below is the email I sent her. Feel free to use that one or write your own! Her email address is: jb@debates.org

Hi,

I know you and the rest of the feckless appaRATchicks in washingtOOn are busy trying to sell the Brooklyn Bridge of a corpoRATe bailout plan to us sucker taxpayers. But it would be really keen if you stopped for a second and understood that “debates” which include only the co-joined twins of the apocalypse called mcbama will amount to nothing more then the left ass cheek telling the right ass cheek that it smells bad.

After all, there is this thing called democratic process! I understand how inconvenient and annoying it can be for you in the CENSORSHIP industry, but some of us are really old fashioned and set in our ways.

We believe THAT ALL THE CANDIDATES ON THE BALLOT FOR ELECTION should be included in the debates.

This is not a request, but a demand!

I hope your 401k goes bust in the stock market crash…

I really do hope all the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn lose their 401k’s in the market crash!

Don’t forget to stop by our satirical sister blog:

The Intergalactic Times

Make sure YOU WATCH THESE VIDEOS!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on September 23, 2008.

One Response to “wall street gives the two parties of the apocalypse the “October Surprise””

  1. humm so what does that email address do again mr cricket?

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