Taxpayers to wall street banks: DROP DEAD!

*** DOW DEATH SPIRAL™ ***

Dow Jones Industrial Average

Index Value: 10,854.17
Trade Time: 4:05PM ET Sept. 23, 2008
Change: Down 161.52 (1.47%)
Prev Close: 11,015.69
Open: 11,015.69
Day’s Range: 10,833.9411,143.21
52wk Range: 10,403.80 – 14,280.00

DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!

Well Cricketeers, it looks like those two corpoRATe boardroom pinkos™ comrade chairman paulson and comrade chairman bernanke are getting a bit of BLOW BACK from their DISASTER of a corpoRATe welfare bailout plan. Hell, even some of the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn are raising a stink:

Alas, ohio has supported labushanostra for most of their pillaging and marauding tenure these last eight years.  Also, the dirty dem party that marcy, who made the very nice speech in the video above, is a card carrying member of, has been asleep at the switch at best, and IN CAHOOTS with the bush crime family at worst! Regular readers of this blog know I say that the dirty dems and filthy repubs ARE IN CAHOOTS! Where ya been these last eight years marcy baby?

This is really just a fight between the filthy repubs and dirty dems to see which party of the apocalypse’s fave corpoRATe thieves GET THE LIONS SHARE OF THIS TAXPAYER RIP OFF! No matter how much YOU hear that this is about “main street” in the end, wall street will get the loot, and main street will continue to slide down the chute! This from time:

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Congress and the Bailout Plan: Business As Usual

“Give a Democrat a pen…,” grumbled one Republican Senate staffer Monday as he compared Henry Paulson and Ben Bernanke’s three-page plan to rescue the American financial system to the 40-plus-page proposal they got in response from the Democrats. And by that page ratio alone, it might look to the untrained eye as if Paulson’s bailout package was headed for failure, an outcome that spooked markets to another day of stomach-churning 4% and 5% drops on Monday.

Tuesday’s Senate Banking Committee hearing on the bailout may not reassure anyone. Paulson argued that the Administration plan is “the single most effective thing we can do to help homeowners, the American people and stimulate our economy.” And he stressed that despite fears on Capitol Hill, he does believe there should be some oversight of the unprecedented bailout. But Democrat Chris Dodd of Connecticut declared, “It is not just our economy at risk but our constitution as well,” while ranking minority member Richard Shelby of Alabama, a vocal critic of the plan, said, “I have long opposed government bailouts for individuals and corporate America alike… We have been given no credible assurances that this plan will work.”

Shelby is likely to oppose the plan, but much of the scrutiny of it on Capitol Hill is, in fact, Congress just doing what Congress does, albeit on a massive, once-in-a-lifetime scale. On any given day on Capitol Hill well-heeled lobbyists graft slivers of language onto obscure bills, language that ends up being worth huge amounts to their clients. This week the financial system of the United States is going to be reordered on a scale unseen since FDR, and everyone has an interest in that, sometimes to the tune of hundreds of billions of dollars. In the massive bazaar of legislative trading that is the U.S. Congress, America’s elected representatives are out to get what they can for their most important constituents — be it an equity stake in the companies that the government helps, more aid for struggling homeowners, or new limits on executive compensation on Wall Street, all add-ons that many Democrats are pushing.

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SONOFABUSH! HOLD THE PHONE! Little chris clod, er, um dodd has discovered the constitution is at RISK? Where have you dirty dem and filthy repub great supporters of the constitution been these last eight years as the so called “patriot act” and the “military commissions act” and the warrentless wiretapping and the illegal immoral “war authorization” have rendered the constitution all but forgotten?

The dirty dems and the filthy repubs BOTH have the blood of the death of our constitution ON THEIR HANDS! DEATH BED CONVERSIONS ARE FOR BAPTISTS! Those feckless appaRATchiks in the house and senate have SUPPORTED labushanostra EVERY STEP OF THE WAY as the bush crime family constitution wreaking crew has systematically STRIPPED US OF OUR CONSTITUTIONALLY GUARANTEED CIVIL RIGHTS! It does no good for the dirty dems and filthy repubs to claim they have ANY RESPECT WHAT SO EVER of our constitution!

The truth is the ONLY WAY WE THE PEOPLE WILL BE SUCCESSFUL IN RESTORING OUR CONSTITUTION IS TO REPLACE dirty dem and filthy repub ELECTED OFFICIALS WITH THIRD PARTY AND INDEPENDENT ELECTED OFFICIALS!

One Such independent candidate is Super Citizen Ralph Nader! YOU my fellow citizens MUST SUPPORT AND VOTE NADER, for only then will the title of this post fully ring true!

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The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope YOU can see through the EMPTY RHETORIC being spewed by the two parties of the apocalypse and their feckless appaRATchik ethically challenged co-joined twins of the apocalypse presidential clebdidates!

HEY, mcPain and nobama:
Open The Debates!

If YOU REALLY wanna know the TRUTH about the debate issue CLICK THIS LINK!

To take action on opening the debates to Independent and third party candidates CLICK THIS LINK!

Please send an email to janut janet brown the executive director of the “Commission on Presidential (non) Debates.” Below is the email I sent her. Feel free to use that one or write your own! Her email address is: jb@debates.org

Hi,

I know you and the rest of the feckless appaRATchicks in washingtOOn are busy trying to sell the Brooklyn Bridge of a corpoRATe bailout plan to us sucker taxpayers. But it would be really keen if you stopped for a second and understood that “debates” which include only the co-joined twins of the apocalypse called mcbama will amount to nothing more then the left ass cheek telling the right ass cheek that it smells bad.

After all, there is this thing called democratic process! I understand how inconvenient and annoying it can be for you in the CENSORSHIP industry, but some of us are really old fashioned and set in our ways.

We believe THAT ALL THE CANDIDATES ON THE BALLOT FOR ELECTION should be included in the debates.

This is not a request, but a demand!

I hope your 401k goes bust in the stock market crash…

I really do hope all the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn lose their 401k’s in the market crash!

Don’t forget to stop by our satirical sister blog:

The Intergalactic Times

Make sure YOU WATCH THESE VIDEOS!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on September 24, 2008.

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