Congress to Taxpayers: Drop Dead!


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“Our entire economy is in danger”
— g’dubya bush—

REALLY!? So dick finally got around to tellin’ ya huh?

Well Cricketeers, with all the smoke and mirrors being used to sell the Brooklyn Bridge of a corpoRATe bailout plan obscuring the view. The regular pork barrel budget of $630 billion was passed in the dirty dem controlled house with little fanfare. It will fly through the dirty dem controlled senate, and filthy repub comrade chairman g’dubya will sign it into law faster then comrade chairman paulson can say da comrade! This from cnnmoney:


House approves $630B spending bill

The Pentagon will receive a record $488B budget; automakers get $25B in loans; offshore drilling ban lifted.
September 24, 2008

WASHINGTON (AP) — The House passed a $630 billion-plus spending bill Wednesday that wraps together a record Pentagon budget with aid for automakers and natural disaster victims, and increased health care for veterans returning from Iraq and Afghanistan.

The year-end budget measure also would lift a quarter-century ban on oil drilling off the Atlantic and Pacific coasts. The legislation, which senators are expected to approve and send to President Bush for his signature, is flying under the political radar compared with the White House’s contentious plan to bail out Wall Street.

The spending bill, which passed 370-58, is fueled by a need to keep the government running past the Oct. 1 start of the new budget year. Passage also was greased by 2,322 pet projects totaling $6.6 billion.

The measure is dominated by $488 billion for the Pentagon, $40 billion for the Homeland Security Department and $73 billion for veterans’ programs and military base construction projects — amounting to about 60% of the budget work Congress must pass each year.

Earlier this year, Congress provided $70 billion for U.S. operations in Iraq and Afghanistan; more will be needed by mid-2009.


SONOFABUSH! It’s very important that YOU understand that this $630 billion spending bill DOES NOT INCLUDE THE $700 additional billions for the corpoRATe bailout and it also doesn’t include the now regular biannual spending bill for the war. That should cost an additional $70 to 150 billion! The next step in this budgetary disaster will come in the form of cuts in government services! Having coddled the thieving pig rich with bailouts, and brown nosed the shrinking middle class with promises of tax cuts, the only economic enemy the two parties of the apocalypse have left ARE THE POOR! There will be “shock and awe” in the hood!

It’s time to talk CLASS ISSUES KIDS!

Can you say CLASS WARFARE BOYS AND GIRLS? I knew you could! The pig rich corpoRATeers and their monarchist ancestors have BEEN AT WAR WITH THE POOR FOR CENTURIES! THE RICH HAVE BEEN WINNING, and now the latest crop of corpoRATe fascists invite YOU to take part in their DEADLY LARCENY!

They WANT YOU to give them YOUR CONSENT to picking YOUR POCKET! YOUR CONSENT WILL COME BY YOUR COMMITTING STUPIDCIDE™ and voting for either obamessiah or reverend mcPain.

The military industrial complex is consolidating their power. We will now see MORE MILITARY SPENDING AND MORE WAR! This financial crisis is just being used to give the power elite the ability to further weaken and otherwise ignore the constitution. There will be plenty more crisis down the road.

DAGNABIT! As the labushanostra dogs used 911 as an excuse for their disgraceful assault on the constitution via the military commissions act, the so called “patriot” act, the warrentless wiretapping, the unconstitutional war authorization, and a whole host of other institutional civil rights violations. So will the two parties of the apocalypse use this corpoRATeer caused crisis to ring the final death knell of our constitution.


The power elite are moving to a full out fascist state. With that in place, they can sell YOU nationalist “military competition” (WAR!) in the same way they have sold you nationalist “economic competition” (globalization, free trade, etc.) They will now be able to use the language of right wing economics and right wing militarism interchangeably.

mussolini said that corpoRATism is the first step toward fascism. The US has been a corpoRATist state for over a century. Hidden in the smoke and mirrors of this crisis is THE LAST VIOLENT STEP AWAY FROM DEMOCRACY! Remember, Comrade chairman paulson is the former chairman of Goldman Sachs. THIS THIEVING corpoRATe BANKER was put into position by comrade chairman g’dubya with the help of the feckless appaRATchiks of the two parties of the apocalypse in the house and senate. His plan was to sit in wait. When the moment came, HE ACTIVATED HIS corpoRATe sleeper cell. The corpoRATe coup d’tet is now in full activation. After all the lip service, this DISASTER OF A $700 BILLION BAILOUT PLAN WILL BE PASSED. It will enrich and empower the corpoRATe power elite beyond mussolini’s wildest dreams!

After that, it will only be a matter of whether we get to watch obamessiah spew his neoliberal (loose) “change” poetics or we get to watch the poor mans pontiff of the bu-canon brigade, the reverend mcPain, spew his neocon “country first” garth brooks mantra for FOUR BLOODY YEARS OF WAR AND POVERTY!

The only way we can stop them is to vote third party and independent candidates IN, and the TWO corpoRATe PARTIES OUT! This may be the last election we have any hope of taking our white house back! PLEASE VOTE NADER, HE KNOWS WHAT NEED BE DONE!


That issues page explains exactly what need be done to restore our constitution by
bringing the corpoRATists to heel!

Those feckless appaRATchiks obamessiah and reverend mcPain are pro-war corpoRATe fascists. PLEASE don’t commit Stupidcide™ by voting for the two parties of the apocalypse AGAIN!

Before the 2006 election, we were told that if the dems gained control of the house and
senate they would end the war and impeach the bush crime family. Suckers fell for this
and voted for them. The dems were voted in and we got two more years of war and two
more years of labushanostra rule!



The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope YOU get it now! “IT WOULDN’T BE PRUDENT” FOR YOU TO VOTE obamessiah or reverend mcPain into the oval office! That would put us in “deep doo doo!”

HEY, mcPain and nobama:
Open The Debates!

If YOU REALLY wanna know the TRUTH about the debate issue CLICK THIS LINK!

To take action on opening the debates to Independent and third party candidates CLICK THIS LINK!

Please send an email to janut janet brown the executive director of the “Commission on Presidential (non) Debates.” Below is the email I sent her. Feel free to use that one or write your own! Her email address is:


I know you and the rest of the feckless appaRATchicks in washingtOOn are busy trying to sell the Brooklyn Bridge of a corpoRATe bailout plan to us sucker taxpayers. But it would be really keen if you stopped for a second and understood that “debates” which include only the co-joined twins of the apocalypse called mcbama will amount to nothing more then the left ass cheek telling the right ass cheek that it smells bad.

After all, there is this thing called democratic process! I understand how inconvenient and annoying it can be for you in the CENSORSHIP industry, but some of us are really old fashioned and set in our ways.

We believe THAT ALL THE CANDIDATES ON THE BALLOT FOR ELECTION should be included in the debates.

This is not a request, but a demand!

I hope your 401k goes bust in the stock market crash…

I really do hope all the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn lose their 401k’s in the market crash!

Don’t forget to stop by our satirical sister blog:

The Intergalactic Times


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on September 25, 2008.

2 Responses to “Congress to Taxpayers: Drop Dead!”

  1. I would sugjest you write a letter in lol cat to the cenitor more nice and bulleted to the point remember they are in goverment and think their time is precious. Also they have the attention span of a sugar high 8 year old off his prozac red pill perscription.

    Please mr/ms cenitor allow the debates to be a call in non censored event and I want to see ralf nader debate with them.

    2 lines simple and consise.

    lol cat version. for nobama voters:


  2. Walks into the scene wearing a helmet with horns.
    Why not try the email cannon on em bos?
    I loaded it with fresh cow 2 weeks ageo?
    If we setup a server as a offical email point we could use robot emailing. 😛

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