wall street bank corpoRATe welfare bailout STALLED as WaMu Bank goes BELLY UP!

“We are in deep doo doo!”

—pappa bush—

Well Cricketeers, The Brooklyn Bridge of a corpoRATe welfare bailout plan has sent washingtOOn into complete chaos. The plan has quite a way to go before it can be passed like a kidney stone, along with it’s more then $700 billion dollar rip off of we taxpayers.

Hey, is it time to get the cots out again? Are they gonna have another feckless appaRATchik SLEEPOVER?

Ooooooo I hope the repub veep milf comes wearing a babydoll!

Ooooooo I hope the repub veep milf comes wearing a babydoll!

Did teddy kennedy rise up in the righteous indignation his family is famous for in times of crisis and put a halt to this disaster?


Was it moveon with the help of the so called “progressive democrats of america” who insisted it should be stopped?


Was it waxy the netroots nation turnip and ko ko the klown’s kids who blogged this debacle out of existence?


Waxy, the netroots nation turnip

Waxy, the netroots nation turnip

DAGNABIT! It was that labushnostra made man, the comrade chairman of the house unrepublican activities committee, “bon bon” boehner who could not get his republican caucus in the house to support their illustrious comrade chairman g’dubya on his copoRATe give away package.

comrade bon bon, chairman of the house unrepublican activities committee

comrade bon bon, chairman of the house unrepublican activities committee

What happened to “how dare you question your president in time of war?” That feckless appaRATchik bon bon was quoted as saying “house Republicans have not agreed to any plan at this point.” Hey, ya think maybe the filthy repubs finally realized comrade chairman g’dubya is a lying, cheating, crook who should have been impeached long ago? Nah, it couldn’t be that the filthy repubs have finally got a clue! Anyway, this from cnnmoney:


Bailout talks in disarray

High stakes talks over $700 billion rescue end in chaos, one day after President Bush warns ‘entire economy at risk.’

By Tami Luhby, CNNMoney.com senior writer
September 25, 2008

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) — One day after President Bush said the nation’s economy is at grave risk, the high-stakes negotiations over the proposed $700 billion bailout of the financial system ended in chaos on Thursday.

Lawmakers bickered over competing counterproposals and hours of meetings between key lawmakers broke down without any progress late into the evening.

A meeting at the White House between President Bush, congressional leaders and the presidential candidates was meant to speed approval of an agreement. Instead, the session revealed deep divisions between Democrats and House Republicans.

As a result, House and Senate leaders and Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson rushed to Capitol Hill at 8 p.m. to try to hash out a deal.

But shortly after 10 p.m., Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass., the lead House Democrat on the issue who had been in close talks with Paulson for days, accused Republicans of refusing to negotiate.

“At this point, we have absolutely no participation or cooperation from House Republicans,” Frank said.


SONOFABUSH! This is just too funny for words! The dirty dems are all ready to hand over the keys to the US treasury to the thieving corpoRATeers, in support of that IDIOT comrade chairman g’dubya, and bon bon and his gang of filthy repub feckless appaRATchik bandits BALK!

There is much speculation in the msm and by the dirty dems that this is an attempt by the repubs to “create a problem” that mcPain can fix. I say who cares! If the filthy repubs don’t want this lousy deal to go through, the dirty dems should recess for the year on Friday, as originally planned. Let the repubs explain to their banker butt buddies why they aren’t gonna get to rob the US treasury this session of congress.

I for one would support that! For those that worry that the economy would suffer. Not to worry! The thieving bankers would just file for chapter 11 bankruptcy and continue with their dirty business as usual! Let me be clear. THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS BAILOUT WHAT SO EVER! IT IS A SHIT DEAL FOR THE TAXPAYERS! LET THE THIEVING BANKERS TAKE THEIR LOSSES! That would be a ClapSorific™ outcome!

Speaking of letting the bankers take their losses. Yet another bank goes belly up! This time it’s the GIANT WaMu. This from the zoo york times:


Government Seizes WaMu and Sells Some Asset

Published: September 25, 2008
Washington Mutual, the giant lender that came to symbolize the excesses of the mortgage boom, was seized by federal regulators on Thursday night, in what is by far the largest bank failure in American history.
See, that’s how it should be done. No more bailouts! Just seize the company and sell off any assets!

No matter what happens concerning these bailouts, SUPPORT AND VOTE NADER TO MAKE SURE WE ARE PROTECTED FROM THE thieving corpoRATeers IN FUTURE!


The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I wonder where the fence straddling blue dog dems are on the bailout issue. If the filthy repubs are against it and the dirty dems are for it those blew dogs must all have pickets up their asses about now, being unable to figure out which side of the fence to jump to hehehehehe…

Fluffy, the blew dog democrat poodle

Fluffy, the blew dog democrat poodle

HEY, mcPain and nobama:
Open The Debates!

If YOU REALLY wanna know the TRUTH about the debate issue CLICK THIS LINK!

To take action on opening the debates to Independent and third party candidates CLICK THIS LINK!

Please send an email to janut janet brown the executive director of the “Commission on Presidential (non) Debates.” Below is the email I sent her. Feel free to use that one or write your own! Her email address is: jb@debates.org


I know you and the rest of the feckless appaRATchicks in washingtOOn are busy trying to sell the Brooklyn Bridge of a corpoRATe bailout plan to us sucker taxpayers. But it would be really keen if you stopped for a second and understood that “debates” which include only the co-joined twins of the apocalypse called mcbama will amount to nothing more then the left ass cheek telling the right ass cheek that it smells bad.

After all, there is this thing called democratic process! I understand how inconvenient and annoying it can be for you in the CENSORSHIP industry, but some of us are really old fashioned and set in our ways.

We believe THAT ALL THE CANDIDATES ON THE BALLOT FOR ELECTION should be included in the debates.

This is not a request, but a demand!

I hope your 401k goes bust in the stock market crash…

I really do hope all the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn lose their 401k’s in the market crash!

Don’t forget to stop by our satirical sister blog:

The Intergalactic Times


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on September 26, 2008.

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