With Theatrics over, corpoRATe welfare bailout set to slide through the washingtOOn slime to passage

Well Cricketeers, it looks like we taxpayers are gonna buy the Brooklyn Bridge of a corpoRATe welfare bailout plan whether we like it or not! SONOFABUSH! This from cnnmoney:


Accord on rescue plan

Officials cite ‘great progress’ in talks over $700B financial bailout – see deal later Sunday.

By CNNMoney.com staff
September 28, 2008

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) — Congressional leaders said shortly after midnight that they had reached a tentative deal over the White House’s proposed $700 billion bailout of the financial system.

Members of both parties and Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson were aiming to craft final legislation by Sunday evening – in time for the start of financial markets around the world.

“We’ve been working very hard on this and we’ve made great progress toward a deal that will work and will be effective in the marketplace and effective for all Americans,” Paulson said.

Paulson made the announcement along with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., and other legislators. They characterized the accord as an agreement in principle.

“Now it’s got to be turned over to the lawyers, turned into final language,” said Sen. Kent Conrad, D-N.D.


Well isn’t that great news? They turned it “over to the lawyers!” Ya know, there is nothing that fills me with more dread concerning this disaster of a bailout plan then the fact that feckless appaRATchik washingtOOn politicians, in consultation with corpoRATe lobbyists are drafting this disaster of a bailout! DAGNABIT! Now they are handing it over to the corpoRATe ambulance chasers?


With this deal coming to the fetid over ripeness that can only be found in the rotten corpoRATe barrel. We taxpayers have no chance what so ever of escaping this rip off. As fishy as this deal continues to smell to we the taxpayers, to the corpoRATeers it smells like money! That is the real point of this malodorous disaster of a corpoRATe welfare bailout plan. To funnel a huge sum of taxpayer money into the coffers of the corpoRATeers! Sorry comrade chairman bon bon of the house unrepublican activities committee and filthy repub company. NO AMOUNT OF POLITICAL THEATRICS Lysol IS GOING TO COVER UP THE STENCH OF THIS FLATULENCE BEING EJECTED OUT OF THE ASS OF OUR BODY POLITIC IN washingtOOn! That goes double for the ethically challenged dirty dems!


Click the link above to learn what need be done. THEN DO YOUR PART BY SUPPORTING AND VOTING NADER! He really is our only hope!


The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I don’t want to believe that YOU would even CONSIDER committing stupidcide™ by voting for obamessiah or the reverend mcPain! PLEASE DON’T LET US DOWN! VOTE NADER FOR REAL CHANGE!

HEY, mcPain and nobama:
Open The Debates!

If YOU REALLY wanna know the TRUTH about the debate issue CLICK THIS LINK!

To take action on opening the debates to Independent and third party candidates CLICK THIS LINK!

Please send an email to janut janet brown the executive director of the “Commission on Presidential (non) Debates.” Below is the email I sent her. Feel free to use that one or write your own! Her email address is: jb@debates.org


I know you and the rest of the feckless appaRATchicks in washingtOOn are busy trying to sell the Brooklyn Bridge of a corpoRATe bailout plan to us sucker taxpayers. But it would be really keen if you stopped for a second and understood that “debates” which include only the co-joined twins of the apocalypse called mcbama will amount to nothing more then the left ass cheek telling the right ass cheek that it smells bad.

After all, there is this thing called democratic process! I understand how inconvenient and annoying it can be for you in the CENSORSHIP industry, but some of us are really old fashioned and set in our ways.

We believe THAT ALL THE CANDIDATES ON THE BALLOT FOR ELECTION should be included in the debates.

This is not a request, but a demand!

I hope your 401k goes bust in the stock market crash…

I really do hope all the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn lose their 401k’s in the market crash!

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The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on September 28, 2008.

One Response to “With Theatrics over, corpoRATe welfare bailout set to slide through the washingtOOn slime to passage”

  1. so we need to restructure this system with clustered mysql backed up RAID servers distributed over the world number crunching creating the flowcharts the politicians can select represent their choices and the people can choose what flowchart they like the best.

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