imperial senate passes death star corpoRATe BAILOUT!

“You feel you are being treated UNFAIRLY?

—darth vader—

Well Cricketeers, the feckless appaRATchiks in the imperial senate have put on the vader breath mask and passed the corpoRATe welfare bailout. DAGNABIT! WE ARE SCREWED!! Everyone who voted for this is a made man (or woman) in labushanostra! You have all received the political kiss of death! This from ap:

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Senate passes $700B rescue; House votes lure

By JULIE HIRSCHFELD DAVIS and CHARLES BABINGTON, Associated Press Writers
Oct. 1, 2008

WASHINGTON – After one spectacular failure, the $700 billion financial industry bailout found a second life Wednesday, winning lopsided passage in the Senate and gaining ground in the House, where Republicans opposition softened.

Senators loaded the economic rescue bill with tax breaks and other sweeteners before passing it by a wide margin, 74-25, a month before the presidential and congressional elections.

In the House, leaders were working feverishly to convert enough opponents of the bill to push it through by Friday, just days after lawmakers there stunningly rejected an earlier version and sent markets plunging around the globe.

The measure didn’t cause the same uproar in the Senate, where both parties’ presidential candidates, Republican John McCain and Democrat Barack Obama, made rare appearances to cast “aye” votes.

In the final vote, 40 Democrats, 33 Republicans and independent Sen. Joe Lieberman of Connecticut voted “yes.” Nine Democrats, 15 Republicans and independent Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont voted “no.”

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Well, isn’t that SPECIAL! Those dogs in the senate fell all over themselves to rob us! This disaster of a corpoRATe welfare BAILOUT, and don’t let anyone tell you it ain’t a BAILOUT, will reward the corpoRATe dirtbags who through their thieving and scamming CAUSED this financial disaster in the first place! What will we taxpayers get from this BAILOUT?

WE TAXPAYERS GET THE BILL, AND NOTHING MORE!

Considering that freddie mac, fannie mae, and aig, the last recipients of corpoRATe welfare BAILOUTS are under federal investigation for their role in creating the housing bubble, subprime mortgage crisis and current worldwide liquidity crisis. YOU would think that the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn would have learned their lesson! The FBI is investigating the companies’ deceptive and possibly fraudulent practices in originating, buying and trading bad loans. More than 20 other companies are under FBI investigation as well. I’ll bet all 20 of them, and a host of other criminal corpoRATions get a sack of loot from this bailout! This matters not a wit to those idiots in the house and senate! Just because these companies and the thieving corpoRATeer executives that ran them into the ground ARE CROOKS. That doesn’t mean those idiots in the house and senate won’t help them ROB THE TREASURY! THE IDIOTS IN THE HOUSE AND SENATE ARE CROOKS TOO!

GRAND LARCENY BY LEGISLATION!

SONOFABUSH! This GRAND LARCENY BY LEGISLATION will now be passed on to the feckless appaRATchiks in the house. Having used up quarts of stage makeup and burned out the klieg lights with their last bout of theatrics, it is doubtful that the feckless appaRATchiks in the house will show even token resistance, and they will pass this lipstickless pig of a corpoRATe welfare BAILOUT on Friday, if not sooner! Here’s a warning for you feckless appaRATchiks who voted to pass the disaster of a corpoRATe welfare bailout! This from ap:

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Analysis: A vote with unforeseen consequences?

By DAVID ESPO,
AP Special Correspondent

Oct 1, 2008

WASHINGTON – Like the momentous 2002 decision authorizing the invasion of Iraq, Congress’ vote on a $700 billion financial industry bailout figures to reverberate unpredictably, both for the economy and for the politicians vowing to protect it.

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That’s as good a comparison as I’ve seen in the msm. This is just like the vote that authorized the disaster of a war. This corpoRATe welfare bailout disaster is gonna happen just like the war disaster happened. The phony dire warnings from labushanostra about wmd, are exactly like the phony dire warnings about what “might” happen if we don’t let the thieving corpoRATeers loot the US tresury! If you listen close, “Our entire economy is in danger” sounds just like “we can’t let the proof come in the form of a mushroom cloud” coming from the g’dubya that cried wolf!

THESE IDIOTS IN THE HOUSE AND SENATE ARE THE SAME IDIOTS WHO BELIEVED IN PHANTOM WMD!

In the face of the corpoRATe media RAH, RAH and the corpoRATe lobbyist blitzkrieg, those ethically challenged dogs in the house will roll over, play dead, and lick their balls in salivating expectation of the campaign contribution scooby snacks they will all get for selling us out to the corpoRATeers, AGAIN!

THIS corpoRATe WELFARE BAILOUT WON’T FIX THE PROBLEM!

The real shame is that no matter how many pork barrel corpoRATe giveaways the two houses tack on to this disaster of a corpoRATe welfare BAILOUT, in order to “sweeten it” and get it passed. We taxpayers are still being robbed, and this disaster of a corpoRATe welfare bailout will not fix the underlying economic problem!

WE NEED A COMPLETE RESTRUCTURING OF OUR POLITICAL ECONOMY!

READ ALL ABOUT THAT RESTRUCTURING BY CLICKING THE ABOVE LINK! THEN YOU NEED TO SUPPORT AND VOTE NADER FOR REAL CHANGE!

VOTENADER.ORG

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope YOU are as sick of being robbed by the feckless appaRATchik corpoRATeers in washingtOOn as we are! PLEASE REMEMBER ON ELECTION DAY THAT BOTH co-joined twins of the apocalypse, the reverend mcPain AND obamessiah, voted to pass this bailout disaster in the senate and vote AGAINST THEM BOTH! That goes double for the rest of the two parties of the apocalypse celebdidates TOO!

HEY, mcPain and nobama:
Open The Debates!

If YOU REALLY wanna know the TRUTH about the debate issue CLICK THIS LINK!

To take action on opening the debates to Independent and third party candidates CLICK THIS LINK!

Please send an email to janut janet brown the executive director of the “Commission on Presidential (non) Debates.” Below is the email I sent her. Feel free to use that one or write your own! Her email address is: jb@debates.org

Hi,

I know you and the rest of the feckless appaRATchicks in washingtOOn are busy trying to sell the Brooklyn Bridge of a corpoRATe bailout plan to us sucker taxpayers. But it would be really keen if you stopped for a second and understood that “debates” which include only the co-joined twins of the apocalypse called mcbama will amount to nothing more then the left ass cheek telling the right ass cheek that it smells bad.

After all, there is this thing called democratic process! I understand how inconvenient and annoying it can be for you in the CENSORSHIP industry, but some of us are really old fashioned and set in our ways.

We believe THAT ALL THE CANDIDATES ON THE BALLOT FOR ELECTION should be included in the debates.

This is not a request, but a demand!

I hope your 401k goes bust in the stock market crash…

I really do hope all the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn lose their 401k’s in the market crash!

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The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on October 2, 2008.

One Response to “imperial senate passes death star corpoRATe BAILOUT!”

  1. Heres tink your wandering (In circles) roaving reporter aparently around this bail out every one has a opinion but none of them agree with me on it is a bad idea stop it.
    If the open goverment thing happens where we watch how they spend money and why with full reports and requests to the public it could work better.
    This sounds like them giving themselves a rase.
    So sometime after they get thier ill gotten xmass bonus. I hope to have my improved lie detector ready to remotely scan ther craneums for any sign of inteligent life. If only they were good little cyborgs…

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