Plunging the Icy Depths…

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DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!

Well Cricketeers, it looks like we’re in for quite a few more cold days in hell. Both air and economic temperature are falling below zero. Speaking of zeros, g’dubya  is getting the cold shoulder from EVERYONE on his way outa washingtOOn. I have no doubt that the door is gonna hit em in the ass on his way out! He really is the worst president EVER!

DAGNABIT! That is until obamessiah takes office. Then sweet talkin’ slim will be the worst president EVER! Anyone still stupid enough to hope that we will get change from the incoming admin should take note that obamessiah has just this week gone to the temple of georgie won’t to dine with the right wingnut cold fart holy man and his minions. That obamessiah feels that he should pay any attention to fanatics such as billy kristalnactht and brooksie the wonder spud speaks volumes about where our country is headed. TO HELL IN AN ICE HAND BASKET! This from the zoo york times:

Dinner Party Goes Bipartisan

Published: January 13, 2009

WASHINGTON — President-elect Barack Obama spent Tuesday evening at a dinner party with several prominent conservative columnists, including William Kristol and David Brooks of The New York Times, according to a pool report.

Mr. Obama, who has been staying at the Hay-Adams Hotel in Washington, arrived just after 6:30 p.m. at an address in Chevy Chase, Md., that is listed in property tax records as the home of George F. Will, the conservative Washington Post columnist.

Well, isn’t that special! sweet talkin’ slim is eating around. Doesn’t he realize he can catch gonostupiditus™ from those ethically challenged idiots?  It’s a damn shame that the salmonella tainted peanut butter that’s taken so many ill didn’t find it’s way onto that evenings menu, isn’t it?

SONOFABUSH! The question that seemed to be asked by all the corpoRATe media was whether the drug addict pope of right wing bullshit  (rush blimpbaugh) was in attendance. His parsimonious flabbiness was elsewhere attending  g’dubya’s bad leaders of the world awards dinner that night. Having added his considerable weight to the economic and political sea anchor that has been the labushanostra agenda, I’m sure that blimpbaugh felt he had to take one last chance to pal around with his bush crime family buddies, just for old times sake. Don’t worry, I’m sure rush will be invited to dinner at obamessiah’s white house.

The blew dog dems have rush on speed dial and will insist that sweet talkin’ slim must be “inclusive” and invite all the right wingnuts to chow on a regular basis! I have no doubt that the white house chef will be kept very busy grilling free range lama steaks in port wine demiglace for the corpoRATeer spokesmorons of the power elite in the MSM.

***SPECIAL BONUS RUMOR***

We have been told by a little bird that patsy “run to the sound of the guns” b. was not at either dinner party as he was located at dick’s (chaney) fave “undisclosed location” (the playboy mansion)…

Speaking of the corpoRATeer crooks, the madoff affair gives me a small bit of hope that we will be getting a few more bail hearings with our forced dose of corpoRATe bailout poison. The only other thing that will prove to me that obamessiah is really about change, second only to a full 50% reduction of the out of control Pork barrel spending military budget, would be:

CRIMINAL PROSECUTION OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

WE NEED A COMPLETE RESTRUCTURING OF OUR POLITICAL ECONOMY!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope YOU will join in our wish that a volcano or earthquake swallows washingtOOn ASAP…


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on January 14, 2009.

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