ACK! hillary dillary doo is back, dow drops over 100 points…


Dow Jones Industrial Average
Index Value: 8,122.80
Trade Time: Jan. 22, 2009
Change: Down 105.30 (1.28%)
Prev Close: 8,228.10
Open: 8,224.43
Day’s Range: 7957.148224.83
52wk Range: 7,392.27 – 13,191.50


Well Cricketeers, the first runner up in the dirty dem primary and labamanostra™ pep squad leader hillary dillary doo has installed herself in the lead seat of the cool kids table at the lunchroom that is the state department. The gangly captain of the debate team did a flyby today and favored the in group with some of his now famous loose change poetics. I wonder how long it’s gonna take before everyone involved realizes that they ain’t each others kinda people? I for one can’t wait for the press leak hair pulling and foot stomping denials to begin! It’s clear to me that obamessiah’s valedictocracy is a hissy fit factory gearing up for full production. LET THE INFIGHTING BEGIN! Really, it’s only a matter of time before hillary dillary doo learns to wave baa baa again:

labamanostra pep squad leader

labamanostra pep squad leader

DAGNABIT! Since she has done nothing good for us as co-president, and nothing good for us as senator of my great home state of zoo york, we can now look forward to her doing nothing good for us over at state! RAH RAH!

Lets recap how she and hers have screwed us over the years shall we?

How she failed us as co-president:

Blew a chance for a national health care program.

Shafted us with nafta and welfare so-called “reform” instead.

Was always busy getting her hair done as ratso rubin and sorry summers, along with the rest of the laclintonosta™ economic wreaking crew set the stage for the not so great depression we have been enduring ever since.

How she failed us senator of the great state of zoo york:

Forgot all about a national health care program.

Did nothing to mitigate the disastrous effects of nafta and welfare so-called “reform”

Voted to authorize the disaster of a war.

She never met a bloated pork barrel military spending bill she didn’t like.

Failed to impeach the bush crime family.

Did nothing to mitigate the disastrous effects of clintonomics and gave a blank check to the bush crime family as they screwed us with bushanomics.

Fell all over herself to push the lemon socialist pork barrel failure of a corpoRATe welfare bailout bill through.

SONOFABUSH! That’s just the short list of her failures! How you may wonder could she do worse then the above? Let’s put it this war, if anyone can cause a war to erupt between Sweden and Norway, it’s hillary dillary doo! Now that she has the wheel of the ship of state, I’m quite sure she will run it aground! ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP!

Wouldn’t it be ClapSorific™ if we could inter the ethically challenged kingpins of labushanostra and the kingpins of laclintonostra (cum labamanostra) at gitmo? We could then airdrop only enough food for half of them each day and let their egotistical and greedy nature take it’s course! What is the first step in that criminalization process? As I have been saying and continue to say:



The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I can clearly see that labamanostra is chock full of the kind of corpoRATeer thieves who brought the world economy to it’s knees! WE WANNA SEE PERP WALKS!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on January 23, 2009.

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