PIG three automakers piss in their own gravy…

Well Cricketeers, the failed corpoRATeer executives in detroit are chowing down on their three basic food groups:

WHINING, BITCHING and LEMON SOCIALIST TAXPAYER FUNDED corpoRATe welfare GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS!

SONOFABUSH! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! Here’s the latest from the zoo york times:

Detroit Calls Emissions Proposals Too Strict

DETROIT — Automakers said Monday that they were working toward President Obama’s goal of reducing fuel consumption, but rapid imposition of stricter emissions standards could force them to drastically cut production of larger, more profitable vehicles, adding to their financial duress.

Mr. Obama ordered the government on Monday to reconsider whether California and other states could regulate vehicle emissions to help control greenhouse gas emissions, a reversal of a position taken by the Bush administration.

The announcement came as General Motors and Chrysler are borrowing billions of dollars from the government to avoid bankruptcy, and as Toyota prepares to report its first operating loss in 70 years. Shortly after the president spoke, General Motors said it would cut 2,000 jobs at plants in Michigan and Ohio because of slow sales.

DAGNABIT! To the ceo’s and board members, the stock holders and UAW line workers, I have just one thing to say:

NOW IS THE TIME TO RETOOL AND DESIGN THE CARS YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN BUILDING SINCE THE 1970’s!!!!!!!

The beloved EV1, gm should have kept building it!

The beloved EV1, gm should have kept building it!

Really, the party is over kids. You got to build the gas guzzling monster pickups and urban assault vehicle suvs for SEVERAL DECADES past their useful product lifespan. If building the ” larger, more profitable vehicles” was a viable business model, the ethically challenged automakers would NOT now be begging for government bailouts and doing massive layoffs! The time has come to put aside the same old bullshit and put corpoRATe pig snout to grindstone. The corpoRATe executives at the pig three need a lesson, here it is:

TOYOTA IS NOW THE LARGEST PRODUCER OF AUTOMOBILES AND IS NOT BEGGING FOR GOVERNMENT BAILOUTS!

TOYOTA BUILDS SOME OF THE MOST FUEL EFFICIENT CARS IN THE WORLD!

Get the picture kids?

FUEL EFFICIENCY IS AN EXCELLENT BUSINESS MODEL!

If the detroit pig three don’t wanna get with the program, THEY SHOULD GO OUT OF BUSINESS! THAT’S BASIC CAPITALIST ECONOMICS!

If the pig three executives and stockholders need ANY MORE CAPITAL, said capital should come out of the pockets of the pig three executives and stockholders. THAT’S BASIC CAPITALIST ECONOMICS TOO! NO MORE LEMON SOCIALIST corpoRATe BAILOUTS! In regards to the pig three automakers, IT’S TIME TO LET THE “FREE MARKET” WORK IT’S MAGIC, EVEN IF IT PUTS THE PIG THREE OUT OF BUSINESS!

Why do I say that? It is simply because there are a number of small companies ready to take more fuel efficient cars to market. The problem many of these companies have is CAPITAL STARVATION. This is a major problem with megacorpoRATe bloated companies like the pig three. When they get too damn big, they become moribund and unable to INNOVATE quickly enough. This leads to inefficient use of capital and eventually bankruptcy. This is doubly bad economic news, because the huge sucking sound made from megacorpoRATe capitalization creates a capital VACUUM that suffocates smaller, leaner and more innovative companies.

The Aptera electric, coming to your garage October 2009

The Aptera electric, coming to your garage October 2009

The truth is there is only three things the feckless appaRATchiks in government can do to mitigate the negative effects of megacorpoRATe capitalization vacuum:

  1. REGULATE!
  2. REGULATE!!
  3. REGULATE!!!

They can regulate industry to stop companies from become too large and inefficient. If government fails to do this, the market will, in a BIG WAY as it has to the pig three now. Better to avoid these messes in the first place methinks.

AND/OR

The government can give low cost capitalization to capital starved companies like Tesla and Aptera motors in order to help them bring their innovative products to market.

In the mean time I continue to call for:

CRIMINAL PROSECUTION OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

WE NEED A COMPLETE RESTRUCTURING OF OUR POLITICAL ECONOMY!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I wanna see our economy come outa this depression with new companies replacing the old…

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on January 28, 2009.

One Response to “PIG three automakers piss in their own gravy…”

  1. Well said ClapSo. As usual, you are bang on the button.

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