ClapSo’s Clip Clops…

Well Cricketeers, it’s been a while since we did the big triple C, so here we go!

CLIP:

Pentagon study: US should pare Afghanistan goals

By ROBERT BURNS and PAULINE JELINEK, Associated Press Writers

WASHINGTON – A classified Pentagon report urges President Barack Obama to shift U.S. military strategy in Afghanistan, de-emphasizing democracy-building and concentrating more on targeting Taliban and al-Qaida sanctuaries inside Pakistan with the aid of Pakistani military forces.

CLOP:

Hmmmmmm, I thought that “… targeting Taliban and al-Qaida sanctuaries inside Pakistan” was how the bush crime family was going about “democracy-building”! How exactly is this a “shift” in military strategy? Did I miss something here? It’s this kind of innovative thinking that makes military intelligence an oxymoron!

Speaking of morons, and I mean the whole bunch featured in the following ad:

CLIP:

CLOP:

SONOFABUSH! Ain’t it a joy, after 8 long years of filthy repub rule, to see rushie and the rest of the leadership of stupidfuckastan (the red states) get their comeuppance? DAGNABIT! It’s only a shame that we’ll have to put up with the dirty dem leaders of slightlylessstupidfuckastan (the blue states) for the time being.

Speaking of time, several of obamessiah’s appointments are DROPPING OUT IN RECORD BREAKING TIME:

CLIP:

Obama names special watchdog for federal spending

By JENNIFER LOVEN, AP White House Correspondent Jennifer Loven, Ap White House Correspondent

Wed Jan 7, 2009

WASHINGTON – President-elect Barack Obama said Wednesday that reforming massive government entitlement programs — such as Social Security and Medicare — would be “a central part” of his effort to control federal spending.

Obama made the pledge but provided few details as he named Nancy Killefer as his administration’s chief performance officer, creating a new White House position aimed at eliminating government waste and improving efficiency.

CLOP:

ROFL! the klinton klan corpoRATeer naners killefer BAILED YESTERDAY THUSLY:

“I recognize that your agenda and the duties facing your chief performance officer are urgent, I have also come to realize in the current environment that my personal tax issue of D.C. unemployment tax could be used to create exactly the kind of distraction and delay those duties must avoid. Because of this I must reluctantly ask you to withdraw my name from consideration.”

No biggie for naners, hillary dillary doo can always give her a nice no show gig over at state…

Really Cricketeers, I don’t know which is more fun to watch, the dirty dem feckless appaRATchiks in disarray or the filthy repub feckless appaRATchiks in disarray heheheheheheh. Oh yeah, daschle dropped out today too, for any who care.

File the next one under the divorce always works out better then the marriage ever did anyway! I know, I’ve been divorced since 2000 and it’s working out JUST FINE!

CLIP:

Couple who led gay marriage fight to divorce

BOSTON (AP) — A lesbian couple who led the fight for gay marriage in the state of Massachusetts is filing for divorce.

CLOP:

To all the damn fools in the land of the shotgun toting, nascar driving jesus:

There ya see, they’re just gonna get divorced like the rest of us anyway! They should be able to marry! This proves they respect the “sanctity of marriage” as much as the rest of us do hehehehehehe! So what are the right wing holy rollers gonna do with this huh? Aren’t they famous for counseling couples against the evils of divorce? *SNICKER*

Speaking of hypocrites:

CLIP:

Bailed-out Wells Fargo plans Vegas casino junkets

By DANIEL WAGNER and MATT APUZZO, Associated Press Writers

WASHINGTON – Wells Fargo & Co., which received $25 billion in taxpayer bailout money, is planning a series of corporate junkets to Las Vegas casinos this month.

Wells Fargo, once among the nation’s top writers of subprime mortgages, has booked 12 nights at the Wynn Las Vegas and its sister hotel, the Encore Las Vegas beginning Friday, said Wynn spokeswoman Michelle Loosbrock. The hotels will host the annual conference for company’s top mortgage officers.

CLOP:

SONOFABUSH! The party NEVER SEEMS TO END FOR THESE corpoRATe crooks! The phrase bank failure has become redundant! This wells fargo is a corpoRATe welfare mother, along with their sister shittygroup. Hey, maybe the ethically challenged klinton klan can come up with corpoRATe welfare reform! This is why we CONTINUE TO CALL FOR:

CRIMINAL PROSECUTION OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

WE NEED A COMPLETE RESTRUCTURING OF OUR POLITICAL ECONOMY!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope you have enjoyed this edition of our semi-irregular feature, ClapSo’s Clip Clops…

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on February 4, 2009.

3 Responses to “ClapSo’s Clip Clops…”

  1. I will rant once again over the power of data base open goverment by database systems and report generation a atomic data store of all goverment records. Yea it scares some but it could help and automation can make things run more efficently. too bad some feds and statisins bairly figured out how to finger paint rather than write or use a computer.

  2. My vote didn’t go for butter because guns unfortunatly are closer to the industrial revolution and technological revolution nessisary laid out by flowcharts no fluffy butter talk you can grease things with butter to make em not blow up in flames from the friction but machine things right and they slide better longer with higher tollerance.
    Progress is happening low cost robot steel workers and cybernetics is progressing slowly.

  3. Clapso, glad to see you are still going strong! (“slightlylessstupidfuckastan” – love it)

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