The Five Stigmata of obamessiah, and slick willy appeals for absolution


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obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, it’s time to out for all to see the gaping wounds to the progressive body politic evidenced by the klinton klan neolib failed obamessiah agenda. It is time for all TRUE PROGRESSIVES to crucify laBAMAnostra for the right wing corpoRATe pigs they are! The more then 12 neolib klinton klan apostles of obamessiah are making sure the policies and agenda of laBAMAnostra work to benefit the modern day money changers! The following are the top five bloody red wounds inflicted on we the people by the neolib dogs, though there are many others!

laBAMAnostra is pro war and pro massive military spending!

laBAMAnostra is pro corpoRATe medical “insurer” and pro corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering!

laBAMAnostra is continuing the laBUSHanostra ASSAULT on our constitution and our civil rights!

laBAMAnostra is fully involved in the dirty dem and filthy repub smokescreen “debate” engineered to con YOU that the two parties of the apocalypse are not in cahoots and have nonexistent “differences!”

laBAMAnostra refuses to prosecute the corpoRATe criminals who crashed the world economy or the war criminals of laBUSHanostra!

SONOFABUSH! Looks like things are getting a little hot for loose zipper billy in the klinton klan kitchen cabinet. This from time:

Clinton Says Don’t Blame Him for the Economic Crisis

Mon Feb 16, 2009

Given the sweep and severity of today’s global economic crisis, it would seem there’s plenty of to go around. But Bill Clinton doesn’t think any of it should fall on his shoulders.

On Monday morning’s Today Show Ann Curry’s interview with the former president – recorded over the weekend outside a event in Texas – addressed Clinton’s inclusion on TIME’s list of the “25 People to Blame” for the . “Oh no,” he responded, “My question to them is: Do any of them seriously believe if I had been president, and my economic team had been in place the last eight years, that this would be happening today? I think they know the answer to that: No.”

The magazine’s story, which apportioned blame widely between such figures as Countrywide co-founder Angelo Mozilo,former Federal Reserve Chairman Lehman Brothers CEO Dick Fuld and President George W. Bush, zeroed in on two specific economic policy decisions made during the Clinton administration. Clinton ushered out the Glass-Steagall Act, which for decades had separated commercial and investment banking, and signed the Commodity Futures Modernization Act – which exempted all derivatives, including the now-notorious credit-default swaps, from federal regulation. His administration also loosened housing rules, which added pressure on banks to lend in low-income neighborhoods.

“None of it was an endorsement of permissive lending and risk-taking,” the magazine concluded. “But if you believe deregulation is to blame for our troubles, then Clinton earned a share too.”

time mag hits the nail right on the head here. The real cause of the current economic disaster are first and foremost attributable to the bizarre and kinky neolib/neocon corpoRATe deregulation fetish that has gone on through the failed admins of ronnie raygun, poppa bush, slick willy with co-prez hilary dillary doo, and that village idiot g’dubya! Now the obamessiah admin with a full line of ethically challenged neolib klinton klan hillbillies appointed will commit political Stupidcide™ by doing nothing to fix the neolib/neocon economic disaster! That goes double for the rest of the dirty dem and filthy repub feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn! We are screwed!

DAGNABIT! We at ClapSotronics “feel your pain” bubba! We understand how hard it is to come down from those heady days when you were “the first black president” and “the fourth bush son” (which I believe also made you poppa bush’s BIG “brown one”) hehehehe. But times change! We suggest you smoke that last special flavor enhanced oval orifice cigar you’ve been saving for a rainy day and remember that your former co-prez’s failure to bring about a second klinton co-presidency will give you all the cover you need in future from any blame what so ever. There ya see, the electoral failure of that little black cloud in a dress that is your former co-prez has a silver lining! In a very short time everyone and their kid sister mary will be blaming obamessiah for the failure of all four criminal corpoRATe admins that proceeded his, including yours! Yep, the “second black president” is gonna take all the blame…

laBAMAnostra = laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug company profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary do (both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) , and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope we cheered bubba up a bit. We did it in loving memory of the coolest first dog ever, the late “buddy”, and dedicate this post to his memory!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on February 18, 2009.

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