ClapSo’s Health Care Email to statusquobama

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, the agenda failure of the neolib klinton klan hillbillies is never more of a failure then when it comes to this “down payment” corpoRATe wealth care plan they are foisting on us.  I regularly send our feckless appaRATchik employees emails regarding issues of import and suggestions for how they can best serve our needs. There are often web pages that offer the opportunity to send these messages quickly and easily. I sent my health care email to statusquobama via one of these web pages:


No need to worry. That link will take you to a page with a perfectly written, respectful, even gentle, suggested email. Then all you have to do is add your name and stuff and click send. It’s really that easy.

But ClapSo don’t play that! UH UH! I never do anything perfectly written, respectful,  or gentle when it comes to our dysfunctional employees in washingtOOn! Here is my email to the prez. If you like mine better then the automatic one at the above link. Feel free to cut and paste a copy of mine in, or write your own! In any case, click that link and send one!

Here’s mine:

ARE YOU SHITTING ME prez, “down payment” my ass!

Hey employee,

This “down payment” bullshit you bunch of neolib klinton klan hillbillies are spewing regarding the issue of health care ain’t gonna fly sparky! It should be called the walmart and corpoRATe wealth care insurer/big pharma drug pusher profit increase act! It only continues the waste fruad and abuse of the present system. The state of Mass. program your plan is based on is a DISASTER!

There is a “shovel ready” plan called hr 676, United States National Health Care Act or the Expanded and Improved Medicare for All Act. THAT IS THE PLAN WE THE PEOPLE WANT AND NEED! It will IMMEDIATELY insure everyone AND reduce health care costs by 50%!

Instead of that filthy repub Lincoln, you aught look into a dem prez named Truman. He was a dem back in the day when dems were not afraid to be dems! He knew where the buck stopped and promised us the dems would deliver a real national single payer plan someday. Since you have flip flopped on all your campaign promises, the least you can do is catch your party up on a promise made by one of your own 40 years ago!

You have a strong ally in Rep. John Conyers, who introduced hr 676 in the first place. He is the leading proponent of single-payer healthcare in Congress. The VERY LEAST YOU CAN DO IS invite him to attend the March 5 meeting. Who knows, maybe an older, wiser, REAL LIVE PROGRESSIVE can talk some sense into your thick neolib corpoRATe skull! If ya need some outside the beltway info on the health care issue. Try the following url:

That’s the URL for “Physicians for a National Health Program.” Who knows more about health care then doctors? Not the thieving corpoRATe wealth care “insurers” your “down payment” plan will only further enrich! That goes double for the corpoRATe big pharma drug pushers! You need to take the big bold stand on this. Think of how the filthy repubs and useless blew dogs will go into a tizzy when you announce that you want hr 676 passed so you can sign it into law. Come on, it’ll be great fun!

To do anything less will prove you to be statusquobama, the corpoRATe lap dog!!

You can find me at:

I’m not goin’ easy on ya kid. But if you sign hr 676 into law, I’ll register dem again for the first time in over a decade! Who knows. Maybe there’s a real man in you somewhere. One who knows this is the right thing to do!

I told hillary dillary doo that if the war was still going come the 2008 election, she would not be prez. She didn’t listen.

I’m tellin’ ya, if you don’t get hr 676 passed and sign it into law, you’re already a lame duck. No second term! The escalation in Afghanistan is the other easy way out of the oval office come 2012.

The scientifically impossible I do right away
The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

SONOFABUSH! As you can see, my version has a slightly edgy and emphatic feel I felt this important issue required. You’ll also notice I threw in an extra warning about the war there at the end. There is simply no reason not to add whatever else you feel our dysfunctional employees are wrong about whenever you take the time to contact them. OUR CONCERNS ARE WHAT THE USELESS PIGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LISTENING TO!

I always feel so proud after I fire off one of these letters. I often get a reply back, and I’m not talking the automatic “thank you for your comment” bullshit either. On the off chance I get a non automatic reply from statusquobama, I will post it here.

One last point about how likely we are to get real change from statusquobama on health care. This from ap:

Obama to hear ideas on how to overhaul health care

By RICARDO ALONSO-ZALDIVAR, Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama has invited to the White House more than 120 people who hold a wide range of views on how to fix the world’s costliest health care system, one that still leaves millions uninsured.

A broad group of doctors, patients, business owners and insurers were to gather for a forum Thursday in hopes of building support for big changes in health care. Republicans are invited, and they’re expected to speak up.

“The president wants to engage with Congress in a transparent and bipartisan fashion,” said Melody Barnes, who heads White House domestic policy.

Among the invitees are some who helped kill the Clinton administration’s health care overhaul in the 1990s. Everyone is supposed to be on his best behavior, but will that last?

statusquobama invites filthy repubs who are against any change to the current corpoRATe wealth care system, but doesn’t invite a member of his own party who has introduced hr 676 the real change health care bill we need? That says it all, we are screwed again. Harry Truman is rolling over in his grave…

In the mean time I suggest we:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope you will send a letter, email, make a phone call, show up unannounced at their offices, and otherwise annoy your ethically challenged elected employees. DAGNABIT! It’s a labor of love after all…

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on March 5, 2009.

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