The two parties of the apocalypse give each other aid and comfort as statusquobama uses the “L” word


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obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, the twin enemies domestic continue their sleazy game. It’s the same old, same old pattern. I’ve seen it again and again in my 50 years.

There is:

  1. the election designed to pick either a dirty dem or filthy repub. All others are by design not allowed any chance of winning
  2. then there is the dirty dem or filthy repub who wins calling for “unity”. g’dubya’s “uniter not divider” and statusquobama’s “bipartisanship.” This is the most sinister and cynical step in the process. It is designed to con YOU into believing that there is any real difference in the agenda and policies of the two parties of the apocalypse. They often use fear mongering to press this home. “The problems facing our country are so severe,  we most work across the divide to solve them.” Once they have YOU afraid and convinced that there is a difference between tweetle dee and tweetle dum. They then go back to business as usual.
  3. the bullshit “debate” between bullshit dirty dem and bullshit filthy repub “philosophical differences.” The reason they must debate “philosophy” is because there is no difference in dirty dem or filthy repub policy and agenda!

DAGNABIT! corpoRATe media spokesmorons of all kinds then come out of the woodwork:

corpoRATe media spokesmoron in chief for the two parties of the apocalypse

corpoRATe media spokesmoron in chief for the two parties of the apocalypse

The corpoRATe media sets up it’s tents. The clowns, syphilitic dwarfs, jackasses and elephants begin the big show. While YOU are glued to the screen. The corpoRATe agenda is slid through, and we are screwed as usual.

For example, lately the completely unimportant “debate” about who the “leader” of the filthy repubs is has been pushed as somehow important. In the mean time little is said about what’s going on behind the scenes concerning health care, the disaster of a war, and a whole host of other really important issues. What little is said in the corpoRATe media gives credence to the phony claim that the two parties of the apocalypse have differences they are “negotiating.” This is a good example from ap:

Obama open to compromise on health care overhaul

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama is signaling that he’s open to compromise on overhauling the nation’s health care system. Obama told participants at the end of a health summit that although he offered a plan during last year’s campaign, he isn’t wedded to that proposal. He told Republicans and Democrats, doctors and insurers — “I just want to figure out what works.”

SONOFABUSH! The only thing “compromised” in this is the ethical standing of the dirty dems and filthy repubs, should they ever have had any such standing! Need more proof that statusquobama is a right wingnut? This from usatoday:

White House health care summit a first step to overhaul

By Richard Wolf, USA TODAY

WASHINGTON — President Obama said Thursday the need for health care reform “is here and now” and if “we don’t tackle health care we’re going to break the bank.”

“The same soaring costs that are straining our families’ budgets are sinking our businesses and eating up our government’s budget too,” the president told about 150 participants at the end of a health summit. “That is why we cannot delay this discussion any longer.”

Obama earlier told the nation’s leading experts on health care that Americans are “desperate” for an overhaul of the expensive system, and he urged them to “get to work” to pass legislation this year.

He cautioned everyone to make decisions based on “evidence, data and what works” rather than “dug-in positions” along party lines. Obama also said “liberal bleeding-hearts” who want universal coverage must realize that costs must be reduced as well.

Well, don’t that beat all. statusquobama uses the “L” word to apologize for his inability to fit his failing neolib klinton klan hillbilly agenda into the hearts and minds of many of us who INSIST that the debate is not going to be framed as lib (neo and otherwise) vs. con (neo and otherwise). The debate is not going to be framed as a “choice” between statusquobama’s piss poor nonstarter “down payment” plan or an even worse bastard child of that plan “negotiated” with the filthy repubs!

HOLD THE PHONE! What’s this I found? We interrupt this blog post for an IMPORTANT video fact check:

SONOFABUSH! Well lookie here, who’s that “liberal bleeding-heart” on this following video talking about single payer and how he supports it and all. HHHHHHHhhhhhmmmmmmmmm, who’s that?

Could that be statusQUObama himself? Well, well. What a difference an oval orifice makes! This is yet another flip flop ain’t it? I’ll be damned, caught again ain’t he?

Let’s see, in the video he had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

We now return you to our regularly scheduled blog post, already in progress:

This is the REAL health care debate:

  1. a single payer national health care plan such as hr 676, United States National Health Care Act or the Expanded and Improved Medicare for All Act. THAT IS THE PLAN WE THE PEOPLE WANT AND NEED! It will IMMEDIATELY insure everyone AND reduce health care costs by 50%! Are you getting this statusquobama? A SINGLE PAYER PLAN WILL CUT COSTS IN HALF! OR:
  2. statusquobama’s “down payment” which should be called the walmart and corpoRATe wealth care insurer/big pharma drug pusher profit increase act! It will INCREASE COSTS BY OVER $800 billion TO START! Remember, since they are admitting that this is a “down payment” there will be further huge expenditures down the road!

Anyone so bad at the maths that they can’t see the difference between a 50% CUT IN COSTS vs. hundreds of billions (down payment) and later trillions in INCREASED COSTS shouldn’t be allowed to balance their own checkbook, let alone run the country!

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I cordially invite his highness, ethically challenged statusquobama, to shove his loose change poetics “down payment” plan up his ass! SINGLE PAYER NATIONAL HEALTH CARE OR BUST!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on March 6, 2009.

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