faith based charity at the church of the almighty buck and free market efficiency via terrorist insurance?


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obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, it has come a time where the true believers in free market capitalism need put up or shut up! You know who I mean, the church of the almighty buck, the us chamber of corpoRATe con jobs! These are the folks that have been screaming for years that the best way to serve people down on their luck is with private charity organizations, faith based and otherwise. They have always been steadfastly AGAINST government intervention and programs meant to provide economic assistance to those ” down on their luck.”

It’s time to do the same for down on their luck corpoRATions.  It’s time to get government out of the business of interfering with the free market. No more taxpayer money should go to gm, chrysler, aig, shittybank, etc. It’s time for the us chamber of corpoRATe con jobs to start the “save the free market” charity and bailout the failing companies with donations from their wealthly members.

We need make private charity work it’s magic free from government interference in finding a solution to the problems of corpoRATions down on their luck due to the economic tsunami, in the same way that the american red cross solved all the problems of hurricane katrina. I’m sure the “private charity” model will work that well again, as in NOT WELL AT ALL!

SONOFABUSH! If the us chamber of corpoRATe con jobs doesn’t act soon, there will be an evil “nationalization” of these failing companies. The us chamber of corpoRATe con jobs can’t allow that! They need start by buying ALL shares currently owned in these companies by the government. Only then will free enterprise be saved from government “inefficiency.”

The same is true of the “nationalized military.” It will be so much more efficiant if we went to a corpoRATe terrorist insurance plan. We must end the socialized military and replace it with the more efficient free market system!

We need make the brilliant corpoRATe management principles of the free market work it’s magic free from government interference to create the efficient privatized military we need in this country! We need the corpoRATe management efficiency that aig,  shittybank, lehman bros., etc. have given us in the financial sector in the military sector as well! I’m sure aig will be happy to start selling a new line of terrorism insurance policies! I’m also sure that all you hawks with yellow ribbon magnets and “support the troops” bumper stickers will run out and buy those policies in order to support the glorious war effort via free market funding!

DAGNABIT! There is also that failure of a federal highway system. This MUST be immediately sold to the private sector in order to bring the competitive efficiency of the market place to our automobile transportation and trucking sectors. Only full out privatization can save us now!

We need the make the brilliant corpoRATe management principles of the free market work it’s magic free from government interference to create the efficient privatized highway system we need in this country. We have to set gm, chrysler, and ford free to run the highway system as well as they have run the automobile production sector! I’m sure no one will complain about that, right?

It’s time to put an end to the bizarre and kinky neolib/neocon corpoRATe deregulation fetish and start removing control of our country from the hands of the corpoRATe executhieves and their corpoRATeer minions in washingtOOn! The bought and prayed for republicRAT spin doctors have screwed us for far too long!

Anyone who doesn’t agree to all of the above corpoRATe privatization plans, CANNOT CLAIM THAT WE SHOULD CONTINUE THE FAILED corpoRATe HEALTH CARE SYSTEM! If YOU don’t think privatizing the highways, corpoRATe bailouts and military is a good idea, then you have no reason to be against a single payer universal health care plan!

It’s time for YOU to understand that the “free market competition, private industry does it better then government” bullshit was a LIE! Just look at the mess our country and the rest of the world is in due to the brilliant (NOT!) actions of corpoRATe management! This from usatoday:

24 million go from ‘thriving’ to ‘struggling’

By Susan Page, USA TODAY

EXTON, Pa. — Casualties of the economic downturn include easy credit, rising home values, stable retirement investment accounts and 4.4 million jobs. Some fear that the American dream may be in peril as well.

The aspirations that have defined the American experience — that those who work hard and play by the rules can get ahead, and that the next generation will have a better life than this one — have been battered by a devastating recession that shows few signs of having hit bottom.

“Maybe we were dreaming the American dream, you know what I mean?” says David McLimans, a steelworker. The mill he works for in suburban Philadelphia temporarily shut down last week amid the credit crunch. “I’m 63, so I’m not dreaming it anymore. I have what I have and I hope I can keep what I have, but my kids, I worry about. They’re struggling.”

The truth is, the dream has been a nightmare for many of us for decades. The corpoRATe control of our political economy and the “free market” dogma we have been screwed with have not made us better off, and will not make us better off in future! The time has come to abandon the failed corpoRATe agenda! We need end the military industrial complex running of our foreign policy by immediately cutting the military budget by 50% and withdrawing ALL our young people in uniform back behind our national boarders. It’s time to take the us military OUT OF EVERYWHERE!

We need a national single payer universal health care plan that KICKS the thieving control of the corpoRATe wealth care insurers and corpoRATe big pharma drug cartels OUT of the system. The failure of a neolib klinton klan hillbilly “down payment” plan statusQUObama is trying to foist on us will not work! We need a fully “everybody in, nobody out” single payer plan like the one statusQUObama endorsed in the following video. This single payer plan is long overdue and will create a 50% REDUCTION in health care costs, while at the same time COVERING EVERYONE!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I send a hardy and heart felt FUCK YOU to the us chamber of corpoRATe con jobs, and that goes double for the corpoRATe apologists in washingtOOn!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on March 10, 2009.

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