obamapologist corpoRATe media has trouble with “leg tingle” and the maths

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:

1. hope
2. change
3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, if junior came home from school with a test scored at 76, then a month later another test scored at 67, then today came home with a test scored at 61. Would you be proud and refer to this as a “pretty robust level” of success? Apparently a drop in statusQUObama’s approval rating from 76% to 67% to 61% is considered just that by cnn:

Obama’s honeymoon with Americans still going strong

From Paul Steinhauser
CNN Deputy Political Director

March 10, 2009

WASHINGTON (CNN) — President Obama is halfway through his first 100 days in office and he’s still enjoying a honeymoon with the American public, according to an average of recent polls.

Obama’s job approval rating stands at 61 percent in a new CNN poll of polls, which averaged seven national surveys conducted over the past two weeks.

“Obama’s support is not as high as it was during the transition period and immediately after the inauguration, but approval from six in ten Americans is a pretty robust level of support,” said CNN polling director Keating Holland.

SONOFABUSH! From 76% to 67% to 61% in two months? It’s only been about seven weeks in office. That means a more then 2% drop per week, according to cnn polls. statusQUObama’s approval rating is even lower in other polls! Only the dow is dropping faster then that hehehehehe. Lets see, that’s a 15% drop, call it 7.5% per month average. Should that average rate drop continue, statusQUObama’s approval rating will be below 50% around this time in May, if not sooner! It just tickles me to death when the corpoRATe media spins things this much. I can’t wait to hear what they are gonna say over at cnn when statusQUObama falls below 50% approval!

Here are some suggestions:

• he has good teeth
• he loves his wife and kids
• he’s kind to animals
• he supports the troops
• he’s for mom and apple pie
• he still “makes our legs tingle”
• it’s the filthy repubs fault
• it’s rush blimpbaugh’s fault
• 76% is the same as 61% and 49% (or less) in a vacuum
• the new white house dog ate statusQUObama’s approval rating

DAGNABIT! For all the rah rah spin cover offered by the corpoRATe media like cnn, I’ll bet the neolib klinton klan hillbillies in the west wing are on full red alert over this swift double digit drop in their man’s approval ratings. This is the kind of thing that leads to sleepless nights for political advisors.

Let me help you hillbillies out here. His approval ratings are dropping like a rock because the neolib klinton klan agenda SUCKS! Need me to be more specific kids? OK here goes:

1. the complete failure to end the war and instead not only continue it in iraq, but escalate it in afghanistan is not gonna cut it. There are many like myself here in the u s of a that want the war to end, and no new wars started. Time to cut budget busting pork barrel military spending by 50% and bring ALL our young people in uniform home! u s of a OUT OF EVERYWHERE!
2. the loose change poetics and excuse catechism is simply not playing well with unions, and other interested parties. The entire neolib klinton klan hillbilly agenda is dying a thousand deaths because it is the self same pro-war failed corpoRATe agenda laBUSHanostra screwed us with! That goes double for ethically challenged slick willy and co-president hillary dillary doo and their admins failed agenda, ten and now!
3. the “down payment” health care plan is the continuation of the corpoRATe wealth care insurer and corpoRATe big pharma drug cartel controlled system that has been failing us for decades! We need a universal single payer health care plan!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

1. dems take back white house CHECK √
2. dems take back senate CHECK √
3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

• That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
• That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
• That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
• That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
• That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:

WE NEED A COMPLETE RESTRUCTURING OF OUR POLITICAL ECONOMY!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I keep forgeting to say FUCK YOU to the corpoRATe media. There, we remembered this time!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on March 12, 2009.