First 100 days of presidential failure, statusQUObama SUCKS! ACK! STILL 1360 days to go…

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, there are now so many failures heaped upon us by statusQUObama and his neolib klinton klan hillbillies. I had to limit myself to just a few. Lets start with the failure to indite laBUSHanostra for war crimes. This from KO:

SONOFABUSH! That is just the most well covered failure. The continuation and ESCALATION of the war is a major problem and the one most likely to lead to the early demise of the statusQUObama admin. The only thing the filthy repubs have left is the whine about spending. There is no bigger waste of tax dollars then the pork barrel military spending that is continuing under the present admin. There is all kinds of TALK from washingtOOn about balancing the budget. But there is no way to do that without substantial reductions in military spending. We here at ClapSotronics have been calling for a 50% reduction of military spending, and will continue to do so. Without an end to the current out of control military budget. Our economy will not recover by 2012 and ethically challenged statusQUObama will be a one term pony! obamessiah will be electorally crucified by this failure of a war! There is no way the current corpoRATe criminal regime can cut the military budget AND continue and escalate the criminal war! THE WAR MUST END!

DAGNABIT! The neolib klinton klan hillbillies have shifted away from the agenda and policies that made their party the historically pro labor party here in the u s of a. The failure to pass the “card check” bill meant to reinvigorate the union movement is proof that the dirty dems are ready to dump the unions in favor of the corpoRATe banksters. In the last election, statusQUObama got a load of cash from the corpoRATe interests. Far more then his filthy repub opponent! The corpoRATeers don’t care which of the two parties of the apocalypse wins because both parties are bought and paid for via the big bucks electoral finance system. The proof of that is the speed at which the the sacks of bailout cash are handed over to the banksters, even as all other campaign promises are slow tracked. The foot dragging on “card check”, health care, and a host of other issues in indicative of the pro corpoRATe nature of the neolib klinton klan hillbilly agenda.

There are those. Fools of all kinds. The obamapologists such as moveon, who believe that the likely 60 vote filibuster proof dirty dem majority in the senate will lead to better outcomes on issues of import to progressives. That is not how we at ClapSotronics see it. This is just more statusQUObama loose change poetics! This will only put an end to the obamessiah excuse catechism whine that the filthy repubs are blocking them. The addition of senator groundhog to the dirty dem fold, and the addition of al franken to the senate will give the dirty dems a filibuster proof 60 seats. But that doesn’t matter BECAUSE THE DIRTY DEMS DO NOT HAVE A PROGRESSIVE AGENDA! We will be getting the blew dog, wishy washy, right of center aganda we have been getting for decades. This agenda has been a FAILURE and it will continue to FAIL!

The perfect example of how the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn, of both rotten corpoRATe parties, coop real progressive issues, and turn them into corpoRATe subsidy programs is the statusQUObama health care plan. This “down payment” plan is just a continuation of the current wealth care, not really health care system. It just gives even bigger sacks of tax payer cash to the big pharma drug pushers and the corpoRATe wealth care insurers! There is no way this half assed plan of statusQUObama will work! The right plan is a universal single payer plan such as that offered by hr 676:

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are sick of YOU being conned by the two parties of the apocalypse!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on April 29, 2009.

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