That infamous lying hypocrite statusQUObama is at it again! gitmo kangaroo court is back in session!

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, in case there are any idiots left who have any “hope” for “change we can believe in” from ethically challenged statusQUObama. Here’s yet another “change” by the hypocrite in chief! This from the zoo york times:

U.S. May Revive Guantánamo Military Courts

Published: May 1, 2009

The Obama administration is moving toward reviving the military commission system for prosecuting Guantánamo detainees, which was a target of critics during the Bush administration, including Mr. Obama himself.

Officials said the first public moves could come as soon as next week, perhaps in filings to military judges at the United States naval base at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, outlining an administration plan to amend the Bush administration’s system to provide more legal protections for terrorism suspects.

Continuing the military commissions in any form would probably prompt sharp criticism from human rights groups as well as some of Mr. Obama’s political allies because the troubled system became an emblem of the effort to use Guantánamo to avoid the American legal system.

Officials who work on the Guantánamo issue say administration lawyers have become concerned that they would face significant obstacles to trying some terrorism suspects in federal courts. Judges might make it difficult to prosecute detainees who were subjected to brutal treatment or for prosecutors to use hearsay evidence gathered by intelligence agencies.

SONOFABUSH! So now that the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn have realized that they can’t railroad the “terrorism suspects” in real courts, we’re going back the laBUSHanostra plan? What a DISGRACE! Anyone who still believes that laBAMAnostra represents “change” is an idiot! Unless you mean statusQUObama changes his mind about his spoken loose change poetics, and does the same old, same old criminal actions that laBUSHanostra did! It should now be clear that statusQUObama said one thing and now will do another!

We at ClapSotronics are hoping that YOU are changing YOUR mind about statusQUObama and his neolib klinton klan hillbilly agenda! This poll seems to suggest that YOU are finally getting a CLUE! This from cnn:

Obama more popular than his policies, poll shows

WASHINGTON (CNN) — A new national poll suggests that President Obama is personally more popular than his policies.

“Americans have two different assessments of President Obama. One, personal. The other, policy,” CNN Senior Political Analyst Bill Schneider said.

“What does the public find most controversial about President Obama? His policies, much more than his personal qualities.”

“Now that Obama is president, the number who agree with his views on the issues has gone down, while the number who say he has the right personal qualities has gone up,” CNN Polling Director Keating Holland added.

DAGNABIT! If YOU stop looking at statusQUObama on tv. If you don’t allow his pretty dog and pony show sweet talk act fool YOU. If you look at his POLICIES. Then YOU will understand how he is screwing YOU!

Here’s who laBAMAnostra is listening to. Here is who is making out like the bandits they are from the failed laBAMAnostra agenda! This from ap:

Top bailed-out firms continue lobbying

Associated Press Writer
Tue Apr 21, 2009

WASHINGTON – The top 10 recipients of the government’s $700 billion financial bailout spent about $9.5 million on federal lobbying during the first three months of the year.

The biggest spender was bailed-out automaker General Motors Corp., which devoted $2.8 million to lobbying in the first quarter of 2009. It has received $13.4 billion in government loans and could get $5 billion more, according to a government report released Tuesday.

Failed insurance giant American International Group Inc. and banks Citigroup Inc. and JPMorgan Chase & Co. each reported spending more than $1 million to influence the government as they lived off federal money this year. AIG has gotten some $70 billion from the bailout fund — including a fresh $30 billion infusion the government reported on Tuesday — while Citigroup has received $45 billion and JPMorgan $25 billion.

The lobbying activity was revealed publicly in reports required to be filed with Congress. This year’s first quarterly report was due Monday.

Other major recipients of money from the so-called Troubled Assets Relief Program also had substantial lobbying costs in the first three months of this year, including:

_Bank of America Corp., which reported spending $660,000 lobbying while receiving its $45 billion in help;

_Wells Fargo & Company, with $700,000 in lobbying costs and $25 billion in bailout money;

_Goldman Sachs, which spent $670,000 while receiving its $10 billion;

_Morgan Stanley, which spent $540,000 while also getting $10 billion in assistance;

_PNC Financial Services Group, spent $135,000 — nearly double what it did at the end of last year — on lobbying while receiving a $7.8 billion lifeline;

_U.S. Bancorp spent $170,000 on lobbying and got $6.6 billion in government aid.

YOU have to counter this lobbying effort by the criminal banksters and other thieving corpoRATeers! YOU are OUR only hope to force statusQUObama to see the error of his ways. Here’s what WE really need to improve OUR lives:

  1. A 50% reduction in pork barrel military spending
  2. A single payer universal national health care plan

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I want YOU to stand up and reject the failed policies of statusQUObama and the two parties of the apocalypse!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on May 4, 2009.

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