A Funny (Business) Thing Happened on the Way to statusQUObama’s “Economic Recovery,” corpoRATe FAIL!


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obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, the ethically challenged corpoRATe media have been on a full out push to convince YOU that the “fundamentals of the economy are improving.” Much of the so called press have been busy wearing the rose colored glasses they insist is the in look for spring. We at ClapSotronics just don’t dig that look. We have been screaming since the beginning that the corpoRATe welfare bailout of the banksters is a bottomless money pit, and now the proof is out! The following is a chart listing how much MORE MONEY the bankster corpoRATe welfare mothers will be sucking out of our economy via corpoRATe welfare fraud, and this is just for the short term. This from cnnmoney:

Bank Total assets Market value Worst-case loss estimate Capital needed
Bank of America $1.6 trillion $86.5 billion $136.6
Wells Fargo $1.1 trillion $105.1 billion $86.1
GMAC1 $172.7 billion $225 million $9.2
Citigroup $996.2 billion $21 billion $104.7
Regions Financial $116.3 billion $3.6 billion $9.2
SunTrust $162 billion $6.6 billion $11.8
Morgan Stanley $310.6 billion $29.4 billion $19.7
KeyCorp $106.7 billion $3.4 billion $6.7
Fifth Third Bancorp $112.6 billion $3.1 billion $9.1
PNC $250.9 billion $19.8 billion $18.8
JPMorgan Chase $1.3 trillion $132.4 billion $97.4
Goldman Sachs $444.8 billion $67.3 billion $17.8
MetLife $326.4 billion $26 billion $9.6
U.S. Bancorp $230.6 billion $34.4 billion $15.7
Bank of New York Mellon $115.8 billion $34 billion $5.4
State Street $69.6 billion $16.4 billion $8.2
Capital One Financial $131.8 billion $10.4 billion $13.4
BB&T $109.8 billion $14.2 billion $8.7
American Express $104.4 billion $30.3 billion $11.2
1GMAC is co-owned by General Motors and Cerberus Capital Management

DAGNABIT! Billions more and no end in sight! One way or another WE will continue to pay for the banksters larcenies, while bankster executhieves continue to pay themselves LAVISHLY! statusQUObama and his neolib klinton klan hillbillies are of, by and for the corpoRATe banksters. WE ARE SCREWED!

“banks can get back to the business of banking”
– treasury secretary go go geithner –

SONOFABUSH! It’s back to thieving business as usual for the criminal corpoRATe banksters, while the rest of us pick up the tab!

We at ClapSotronics continue to call for criminal prosecutions of the criminal banksters! We also insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are sick of the handouts provided to the banksters by the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn!

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on May 8, 2009.

4 Responses to “A Funny (Business) Thing Happened on the Way to statusQUObama’s “Economic Recovery,” corpoRATe FAIL!”

  1. Assalamualaikum

    hi im hal786

    are you a muslim???whatever u are its great jazakallah/thanks for being in that peace petition thing against the war iraq soo cool
    im muslim..so i know what the sign mean lol, do u no what it sez???

    lol i dunno if ur muslim or not but in case ur not then i’ll explain:

    behind the peace sign there words in arabic in the green writing…it says ALLAHU AKBAR WHICH MEAN LIKE ALLAH/GOD ALMIGHTY OR GOD IS GREAT …lol when i saw the sign i thought it was against the muslims but i clicked on the link and saw it wanted peace for them..not agaianst them lol..i thought it was racist there for a minute lol but it aint so thats kk.

    and as for the spritualy miraculous well become muslim lol, or at least study islam if u aint alredy..i saw u have a link to the quran/bible

    go to my blog ive explained more bout the bible and jesus (our prophet isa a.s. peace be upon him)

    yh we believe that theres miracles everywhere u no signs of the creator jus luk at the mountains and if u becum muslim ur garanteed paradise inshallah!

    n we’r not against other religion eg. judaism they the 1st jews wer lyk actuallly muslim if u get me??they followed moses/musa hu was a prophet teaching about islam/but it wasnt called islam back then called judaism but they had the same beliefs belived in Allah as 1 God, same with the christains but when the prophets died eg when isa/jesus died they totally changed the message of one God lol and changed it n thought he was son of god astaghfiullah!!!!!!!!!!!!
    lol lost in translation anyways take care, hope 2 hear frim u back too!

    • The symbol of 1 million blogs for peace is a peace sign, over a section of the iraq flag, and it’s all in the shape of iraq on a map.

      I don’t go in much for religion here. I find that most people have enough religion in their daily lives, they don’t come to my blog for that…

      The scientifically impossible I do right away
      The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

  2. Assalamualaikum
    oh, i thought that ‘spritually miraclulous’ had something to do with religion plus you have a link to do with the bible and quran.Anyaways, hope your doing well. Your blogs funny lol ¬!!

    • The two last sentences in my comments are just my tag line. quranbible is someone else’s blog.

      I’m well, hope you are too. Thanks, I try to make it as funny as I can, because the way things are going in the world, we all need to laugh as much as possible…

      The scientifically impossible I do right away
      The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

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