Fun with dick and rush


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obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, if you’re a boomer like me. You probably learned to read with the “fun with dick and jane” reader. We have a new version and I’ve titled this post accordingly. Here’s a bit from it:

See dick, see dick run. See dick run from the truth about his war crimes. Run dick run!

filthy repub's biggest dick

filthy repub's biggest dick

DAGNABIT! Of course dick need not run too hard or fast, since ethically challenged statusQUObama and his neolib klinton klan hillbillies are doing everything they can to avoid and even interfere with a full out investigation and prosecution of the kingpins of laBUSHanostra!

See rush, see rush run the filthy repubs off the electoral cliff. Run rush, run!

corpoRATe media spokesmoron in chief for the two parties of the apocalypse

corpoRATe media spokesmoron in chief for the two parties of the apocalypse

SONOFABUSH! With that drug addict blimpbaugh running off at the mouth. There should be only four filthy repub voters come 2010. A gun nut, an anti abortion fanatic, billy o’beans over at fox snooze, and a tea bagger. Continuing to kill the filthy repubs chances of ever getting elected again is the nicest thing that pig blimpbaugh has ever done for us! Hell, even that feckless idiot joe the plumber and the filthy repub veep milf are running away from the filthy repub party!

filthy repub veep milf (aka dan quale with tits)

filthy repub veep milf (aka dan quale with tits)

The latest filthy repub comedy act concerns rush VS. the filthy repub’s colin. This from ap:

Cheney aligns GOP future with Limbaugh over Powell

WASHINGTON (AP) — Dick Cheney made clear Sunday he’d rather follow firebrand broadcaster Rush Limbaugh than former Joint Chiefs chairman Colin Powell into political battle over the future of the Republican Party.

Even as Cheney embraced efforts by ex-Govs. Jeb Bush of Florida and Mitt Romney of Massachusetts and the House’s No. 2 Republican, VirginiaRep. Eric Cantor, the former vice president appeared to write his one-time colleague Powell out of the GOP.

Asked about recent verbal broadsides between Limbaugh and Powell, Cheney said, “If I had to choose in terms of being a Republican, I’d go with Rush Limbaugh. My take on it was Colin had already left the party. I didn’t know he was still a Republican.”

Powell, who was secretary of state under President George W. Bush and held the nation’s top military post under President George H.W. Bush, endorsed Democrat Barack Obama for president last year. Nonetheless, he has described himself as a right-of-center conservative, though “not as right as others would like.”

Cheney, citing Powell’s backing of Obama over Republican nominee John McCain, said, “I assumed that that is some indication of his loyalty and his interests.”

I find all this bullshit quite entertaining to a point. But after a while it just becomes more smokescreen for the two parties of the apocalypse and their failed corpoRATe agenda.

There is a lot going on concerning the dirty dem refusal to go after laBUSHanostra for war crimes. This from ap:

Democrats race to hearings on interrogation memos


WASHINGTON – Casting aside their president’s misgivings, Democrats are racing into hearings to criticize newly released Bush administration memos justifying harsh terrorism interrogations.

So far, however, the biggest embarrassment has engulfed a Democrat, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

As Pelosi keeps trying to clarify when she initially learned of the interrogation techniques, a Senate Judiciary subcommittee scheduled a hearing Wednesday that was billed as the “first public hearing on torture memos since their release.”

The Senate’s public hearing — and House hearings to come — demonstrate that even a Democratic president can’t stop his party’s lawmakers from delving into what they consider embarrassments of a Republican administration.

Presidential spokesman Robert Gibbs has said the administration prefers an inquiry already under way by the Senate Intelligence Committee, which operates behind closed doors with classified information.

But Democrats can’t control everything. On Friday, Pelosi, D-Calif., was forced to issue yet another news release repeating her past assertions that she had been briefed in 2002 only on new interrogation techniques that had been deemed legal and were planned for future use.

There are many, both dirty dems and filthy repubs, who are guilty in these war crimes. ALL should be held responsible for their crimes! In the next week the dirty dem controlled house and senate will vote to spend an additional $100 billion on the disaster of a war. The war criminal statusQUObama will sign this spending bill in order o continue escalate the criminal war. So much for “hope.”

We also continue to  insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!
Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I see the dirty dems and filthy repubs as one big dysfunctional inbred political family. We need rid ourselves of both parties…

The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on May 12, 2009.

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