Cynical dirty dems to cynical filthy repubs: “HOLD ME BACK, HOLD ME BACK!”

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, in case any of YOU are missing the ongoing circus being run by the ethically challenged syphilitic dwarfs in washingtOOn. It’s clear to me the center ring “leadership” of both parties of the apocalypse are doing a real cheap low wire act! They are committing Stupidcide™ again and again! The dirty dems come up with one so called “reform” bill after another, all of which are MUCH TOO LITTLE, MUCH TOO LATE! The filthy repubs then call these wishy washy right of center half measures “radical, leftist, etc.” and give the dirty dems all the cover they need to do NOTHING FOR US!

DAGNABIT! This is clearly intended to play to the “core voters” of the republicrat/dempublican co-joined twin, a two headed beast without a brain. THE “core voters”  SUFFER FROM  gonostupiditus™. They are best represented by the “teabag” fools on the filthy repub side and the “moveon” fools  on the dirty dem side.  Although not all members of the sucker class are card carrying members of the teabag/moveon set, they should be! Just add a little corpoRATe media faerie dust and you have the present level of magical stupidity exhibited by the sucker class. These morons REALLY BELIEVE that it’s all about whether the dirty dems or filthy repubs win the next election! POOR STUPID BASTARDS!

SONOFABUSH! Even the most cursory look at the statusQuobama agenda PROVES it matters not whether the feckless appaRATchiks of the dirty dems or filthy repubs are in power:

laBAMAnostra continues and even ESCALATES the disaster of a war started by laBUSHanostra…

laBAMAnostra has FAILED to give us the single payer health care system we need, just like laBUSHanostra…

laBAMAnostra continues to accept massive corpoRATe campaign bribes er, um, contributions just like laBUSHanostra…

laBAMAnostra continues to WASTE over HALF OUR FEDERAL BUDGET on the military industrial complex just like laBUSHanostra…

laBAMAnostra chants “DRILL, BABY, DRILL” just like laBUSHanostra…


FAGETABOWDIT! You are not gonna get ANYTHING GOOD from either the dirty dems OR the filthy repubs. Throwing one bad bunch out and replacing them with the OTHER BAD BUNCH AIN’T GONNA WORK FOR YA! IT NEVER HAS AND IT NEVER WILL!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I have been telling you this forever, when ya gonna get it? It’s time to throw BOTH the dirty dems and filthy repubs OUT OF POWER! OUT WITH THE FUCKING LOT OF EM COME ELECTION DAY!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office!  That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on April 27, 2010.

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