SPILL, BABY, SPILL! bp says “opps” as statusQuobama does the katrina shuffle…

bp rig done blowed up

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, it’s been a full week since the oil rig photo above was taken. Although the rig sank and the fire was out fairly quickly, the well continues to spew massive amounts of oil into the Gulf of Mexico, one of the offshore areas statusQuobama has recently decided to open up for more drilling! Well, isn’t that special?

SONOFABUSH! I can’t wait to see the flyover photo and learn who gets to play brownie in this current debacle!

This from ap:

BP welcomes military help for larger Gulf oil leak

By CAIN BURDEAU, Associated Press Writer

VENICE, La. – A massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico that has become far worse than initially though crept toward the coast Thursday as government officials offered help from the military to prevent a disaster that could destroy fragile marshlands along the shore.

An executive for BP PLC, which operated the oil rig that exploded and sank last week, said on NBC’s “Today” that the company would welcome help from the U.S. military.

“We’ll take help from anyone,” BP Chief Operating Officer Doug Suttles said.

The Coast Guard has urged the company to formally request more resources from the Defense Department.

But time may be running out: Oil from the spill had crept to within 12 miles of the coast, which could coat as soon as Friday. A third leak was discovered, which government officials said is spewing five times as much oil into the water as originally estimated — about 5,000 barrels a day coming from the blown-out well 40 miles offshore.

DAGNABIT! This is quickly shaping up to be the worst oil spill in history. They have tried using robots to stop the flow of oil, but that failed. It looks like this well will be pumping out oil for weeks, if not months, before they get the flow stopped.

WTF!? I have a suggestion, lets round up all the ethically challenged environmental criminal corpoRATeer bp executhieves, slap wetsuits on em, give em a BIG bag O’ wrenches, tell em to not come back up till they stop the flow, and dump the bastards overboard at the site! Alas the bp executhives are too busy lawyering up to bother wet suiting up!

FAGETABOWDIT! Ultimately, YOU are gonna pay the social cost of environmental degradation AND the economic cost of  bp’s corpoRATe welfare fraud as the cost of the clean up is dumped on the taxpayers! The dirty dogs at bp will drag this through the courts for YEARS and end up paying pennies on the dollar “fines” just like their filthy butt buddies at exxon did for the aSSlaska spill!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are tired of the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn always dumps the costs of these corpoRATe DISASTERS on US! We hope YOU are sick and tired of it too!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on April 29, 2010.

2 Responses to “SPILL, BABY, SPILL! bp says “opps” as statusQuobama does the katrina shuffle…”

  1. A little off the subject perhaps, but a plea for you to think about the ethics of purchasing wetsuits. Do try and consider, for example, the things the product is made with, the conditions of the factories where they’re made and the green credentials of retailers. Oh, and endeavour to recycle instead of throwing away. Thanks!!!!

    • I do all the things you suggest AND have written many posts on this blog about the issues raised!

      However, toxic waste such as environmental criminal bp executhieves can not be recycled.

      They can only be discarded in a safe manner, such as entombing them in concrete 5000 feet below the gulf next to their failed “BOP!”

      The scientifically impossible I do right away
      The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

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