yeah right, WHATEVER…


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obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, ethically challenged statusQUObama made a real point of insisting that “bp will pay the cost of the oil spill.” But it turns out that those feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn passed a bill, just after the exxon spill in asslaska, THAT LIMITS THE AMOUNT OF LIABILITY the  environmental criminal corpoRATions such as bp can be held to in cases of massive spills! I TOLD YOU THAT YOU, NOT bp, WILL BE PAYING THE COST OF THIS DISASTER!

Now this is being reported by cnnpolitics:

Obama was top recipient of BP-related dollars in 2008

May 5, 2010

Washington (CNN) — As petroleum giant BP comes under congressional scrutiny as its ruptured oil rig pumps thousands of barrels of oil into the Gulf of Mexico, its political contributions are being scrutinized, too.

The top recipient of BP-related donations during the 2008 presidential election was Barack Obama, who collected $71,000, according to the nonpartisan Center for Responsive Politics.

SONOFABUSH! So statusQObama took BIG BUCKS from the environmental criminal corpoRATeers at bp in 2008. Then he came out in favor of DRILL, BABY, DRILL. Then that got all fucked up because of SPILL, BABY, SPILL.  NOW statusQUObama is trying to sell the suckergencia™ on the idea that laBAMAnostra will be overseeing bp’s payment of the damages done? WELL ISN’T THAT SPECIAL?

Seize BP Petition button

DAGNABIT! statusQUObama’s bribes er, um campaign contributions are just the tip of the iceberg.  There has been in past, present and will be in future PLENTY of dirty bp money given to the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn. If anyone believes we can rely on the members of the two parties of the apocalypse to insure the bp will pay for the damage they have done, that idiot believer will be the poster child for the suckergencia™. If YOU believe the bullshit about this coming outta washingtOOn and the corpoRATe boardrooms, please send me a picture of yourself so I can make your suckergencia™ poster child status official! I’ll feature you pic on my sidebar for all to see!

FAGETABOWDIT! There is only one way we the people have left to even have a chance to get the ethically challenged environmental criminal corpoRATeers such as those at bp IS YO VOTE AS MANY dirty dems and filthy repubs out COME THE ELECTION AS WE CAN! We the people need to take this action or WE ARE LOST…

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope you’re listening this time out.  Too many voted for statusQUObama last time. The dirty dems have control of the oval orifice and both houses, and they have done NOTHING FOR US just like the filthy repubs! Out with BOTH the dirty dems and filthy repubs!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on May 6, 2010.

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