An open letter to the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn RE: NATIONALIZE bp!


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obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, I sent the following letter via email to my misrepresentatives in washingtOOn: both senators, and my congress person. I also sent copies to statusQUObama and that lady who does lunch the speaker of the house for good measure. You should send one too! feel free to copy and paste this one if you like!

bp rig done blowed up

Here is what I sent:

You are a feckless appaRATchik and I hope your Florida vacation home is swamped (if you have not as yet lost it to foreclosure) by some of the 60,000 barrels a day (more than 2.5 million gallons a day) of oil spewing into the Gulf of Mexico.

I know that the ethically challenged environmental criminal corpoRATeers at bp give you bunch PLENTY of dirty money via bribes er, um campaign contributions but enough is enough!

Like millions of others, I am outraged that BP executhieves, in a reckless and frantic search for ever-greater profits, have caused so much devastation to working families, to the environment and to already fragile ecosystems in the southern part of the United States.

I want those criminal corpoRATe BP executhieves each given a big bag O’wrenches, dumped overboard at the well, and told not to come up until they have the damned thing shut off!

The government must represent the interests of the people and not BP and the other Big Oil giants.

BP is guilty of the greatest act of criminal negligence in history, which will destroy jobs, communities, wildlife and the environment, and is poisoning the land, water and population for decades to come.

I support the seizure of BP and the use of its assets to provide comprehensive relief to working families, and for the environmental clean up and recovery.

Since you idiots put a limit to liability into the law after the massive exxon spill in asslaska, the only way to make bp pay up is to seize the whole damn company and nationalize it! After all, you bunch nationalized the banksters losses, why can’t we ever nationalize SOMETHING THAT MAKES US MONEY? Wouldn’t that be nice for a change?

DAGNABIT! I hope the above letter gets the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn to take action!

FAGETABOWDIT! I ain’t holding my breath! Since the co-joined twins of the apocalypse, both dirty dem and filthy repub are up to their pencil necks in blame! Talk about a moldy chunk of bipartisan cheeeeeeeze!

A Moldy Chunk of Bipartisan cheeeeeeeeeeeeze

BOTH co-joined twins of the apocalypse dirty dem and filthy repub take part in the bizarre and kinky neolib/neocon corpoRATe deregulation fetish. THAT’S WHAT “BIPARTISANSHIP” GETS US:


SONOFABUSH! In the video below. KO greases the wheezer on the fact that BOTH laBUSHanostra’s dick AND laBAMAnostra’s statusQUObama “helped” bp and haliburton fuck up the gulf with this spill:

Can you say “acoustic switch” boys and girls? I KNEW THAT YOU COULD! This from the ed show on msnbc:

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I would like to join the “ownership society” by nationalizing bp and a bunch of other criminal corpoRATions!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on May 7, 2010.

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