So the suckergencia™ thought statusQUObama would win/end the war huh? NOT!


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obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, one of the many con jobs statusQUObama pulled via his loose change poetics during the election was to CONvince the suckergencia™ that a statusQUObama admin would end the war. We here at ClapSotronics told you FOOLS that he was bullshitting. But ya didn’t listen, did ya? Ya went out and voted statusQUObama in didn’t ya?

As it stands now over a year since laBAMAnostra took office, they MIGHT be reducing the number of US troops in iraq to 50,000, MAYBE. Does that sound like an end to the war? With the statusQUObama escalation in afghanistan, there are now MORE boots on the ground over there then there were when statusQUObama took the oval orifice!

This from ap:

APNewsBreak: US reviewing Iraq troop pullout pace

By LARA JAKES, Associated Press Writer

BAGHDAD – Worries over increased violence fueled by Iraq’s political instability have forced U.S. commanders to reconsider the pace of a major pullout this summer without overstepping a deadline to cut the military’s presence by nearly half by the end of August.

More than two months after parliamentary elections, the next government has still not been formed, and militants aiming to exploit the void have carried out attacks like Monday’s bombings and shootings that killed at least 119 people, in the country’s bloodiest day of 2010.

The insurgent threat has prompted military officials to figure how to keep as many troops on the ground, for as long as possible, and still withdraw all but 50,000 U.S. troops by Aug. 31, as ordered last year by President Barack Obama.

SONOFABUSH! The ethically challenged co-joined twins of the apocalypse BOTH filthy repub laBUSHanostra and dirty dem laBAMAnostra have done their rotten best to CONvince the suckergencia™ that the war is “winnable AND being won.”

DAGNABIT! Those murderous dogs in washingtOOn have been wasting human blood and treasure on this disaster of a war for the better part of a decade, and STILL there is no end in sight! When you look at what a disaster the governments in iraq and afghanistan are, you can see that this endless war has NOT been in any way a winning strategy FOR ANYONE! Not for us, not for the people in iraq, not for the people in afghanistan!

FAGETABOWDIT! The only “winners” are the corpoRATe war profiteers who are sucking ever growing piles of cash out of the federal budget. The military industrial complex corpoRATeers are livin’ large!

On May 30th the cost of the endless disaster of a war will surpass $1 trillion dollars, and statusQUObama is asking Congress to authorize another $33 billion to fund the escalation and continuation of the disaster of a war! Those feckless appaRATchiks in both houses will again rubber stamp this pork barrel spending, as they have for almost a decade…

One for the continuing to cast pearl at swine file. I tried (more on that after the letter) to send the following letter to both my senators and my congress person:

Yo! feckless appaRATchik,

As your constituent and a  military family member (my oldest son has already done two tours over there) I urge you to vote against the $33 billion supplementary spending bill to pay for the escalation and continuation of this disaster of a war and occupation! On May 30th the cost of the almost decade long disaster of a war will surpass $1 trillion dollars!

I also want you to co-sponsor McGovern’s H.R. 5015 or Feingold’s S 3197 (depending on which house you are in) which is an enforceable start of withdrawal from Afghanistan.  I want you to do everything you can to insist that statusQUObama develop a rapid, real and complete plan to bring ALL our troops home now!

I’m not holding my breath. You bunch in washingtOOn have always rubber stamped this kind of out control pork barrel military spending and I have little hope that any of you feckless appaRATchiks possess either brain or conscience enough to end this war. Feel free to completely surprise me though…

My letter went through to my congress person and one of my senators. But repeated attempts to send it to “ground chuck” schumer resulted in this message on my screen:

Sorry, the web page you have requested is experiencing technical difficulties. The Webmaster has been alerted.You will be automatically redirected to the home page after 10 seconds.

If this problem persists, please contact the Office of the Secretary Webmaster at

It seems that either ground chuck schumer is running his website as badly as those feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn like him are running our government, OR I have been blacklisted by ground chuck and can’t send him emails any more heheheh. In case it’s the latter, I sent my letter via FAX! MUHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I are sick and tired of telling the card carrying members of the suckergencia™ to wise the hell up! Over 2 million people have died in this disaster of a war! How many more need die before YOU say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH?!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on May 12, 2010.

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