EVERYTHING SUCKS so statusQUObama shuffles off to buffalo, WTF?!


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obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, things just get worse and worse don’t they? The economy is in the shitter and has been for years. Wages are low and unemployment is high. The environment keeps getting further degraded by disasters like the bp spill baby spill in the gulf. The endless disaster of a war has been continued and escalated by the dogs in washingtOOn. The wealth care not really health care system has been made worse by the so-called “reform” now signed into law. There is just no really good news to be had anymore. Things just get worse and worse!

SONOFABUSH! So what does statusQUObama do in the midst of all this disaster? He takes another ROAD TRIP! This time to rust belt city buffalo,  new york! A city with over 30% of it’s residents living below the ridiculously low federal poverty line! WTF is statusQUObama REALLY saying with this visit?

DAGNABIT! I know what the corpoRATe media cartels bought and paid for talking heads will spin (with thighs all a tingle) on the corpoRATe teevee snooozzee™. They will be swearing this is how statusQUObama shows we peasants what a great “man O’ da people” he is IN AN ELECTION YEAR.  The sunday morn political chat pack™  (with thighs all a tingle) will concur. What a bunch of BULL!

FAGETABOWDIT! I’m sick and tired of these feckless appaRATchiks like statusQUObama flying into our cities, making speeches at staged photo ops, telling us they care about the suffering their bad decisions inflict on us, and then flying back to their mansions and forgetting all about us!


How many of US will end up living like THIS?

You ain’t gonna see many of us from your tax payer funded 747 or armored caddy, but we are out here living in cardboard boxes!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I expect to see statusQUObama running around the country like this a whole lot more. His feckless party has an election coming up and they must CONvince the suckergencia™ to vote dirty dem again. Course, the filthy repubs are on road trips of their own, and their suckergencia™ have tea bags…

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on May 14, 2010.

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