eric “poindexter” cantor drowns in the deficit whine vat of his own hypocrisy, so does texass gov rick “the dick” perry!
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Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Well Cricketeers, there are so many hypocrites infesting elected orifice in washingtOOn it’s hard to pick just one. The filthy repub “whip” poindexter cantor has really made the all time hypocrite hall of fame with his new website called “YouCut.” This clown rubber stamped every deficit spending bill foisted on us by laBUSHanostra, and now here he is whining about deficit spending? WTF?!
To make matters worse “his” new “YouCut” website is located at http://republicanwhip.house.gov/YouCut/
DAGNABIT! That .house.gov/ part in the address means that it is a tax payer funded website! The bastard is charging YOU AND ME to peddle his online hypocrisy! Hey, poindexter! How about you save the tax payers some money by paying for your own damn website?
SONOFABUSH! Leave it to a feckless appaRATchik in washingtOOn to blather on about deficit spending, even as he takes part in the process of wasting our money!
I propose that we cut spending by doing away with both the dirty dem party and the filthy repub party. Since both your pig parties have ballooned the national debt every time you’re in power.
laBUSHanostra overspent as much as laBAMAnostra is overspending. OUT WITH THE LOT OF YA I SAY! You are all hypocrites when you run to the cellar for a nip of deficit whine…
Lest you think that it’s only the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn that spend like drunken sailors on leave. taxass gov rick “the dick” perry knows how to party like it’s 1999 on the tax payers tab! This from ap:
Gov. Perry’s temporary digs costs Texas big bucks
By JAY ROOT, Associated Press Writer
AUSTIN, Texas – With the state facing a budget shortfall of at least $11 billion, Texas Gov. Rick Perry has spent almost $600,000 in public money during the past two years to live in a sprawling rental home in the hills above the capital, according to records obtained by The Associated Press.
It costs more than $10,000 a month in rent, utilities and upkeep to house Perry in a five-bedroom, seven-bath mansion that has pecan-wood floors, a gourmet kitchen and three dining rooms. Perry has also spent $130,000 in campaign donations to throw parties, buy food and drink, and pay for cable TV and a host of other services since he moved in, the records show.
The public spending on Perry’s rental comes as the state grapples with a budget shortfall forecast to reach at least $11 billion over the next two years. Perry has asked state agencies to cut their budgets by 5 percent and the Republican House speaker has begun to consider furloughs and shortened workweeks for state employees.
Ethics watchdogs, meanwhile, say Perry’s campaign may have violated state disclosure laws because of the vague way he’s reported what his staff calls “incidental” spending at the mansion.
And people wonder why I say we should move the mexican border wall to the northern texass boarder to keep the texans in texass!
SPECIAL BONUS ClapSotOOn™!
The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I know what really needs to be cut, the military budget! A big cut in the amount of tax payer money the feckless appaRATchiks use to pay for their mansion lifestyles is certainly in order and long over due also!
We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:
- Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
- Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!
Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:
Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:
- dems take back white house CHECK √
- dems take back senate CHECK √
- dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
- PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah
The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:
EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!
laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:
- That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
- That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
- That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
- That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
- That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!
It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!
The scientifically impossible I do right away
The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer