A Garden of Grief is the Cost of War…


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Hey kids! the Telepathic Crickets™ hope you enjoy today’s ClapSotOOn™ (NEW AND IMPROVED with 20% less trans fat!)

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, this month we have reached a couple more gruesome milestones in the disaster of a war:

  • It has now cost over a trillion dollars
  • More then 1000 of our young people in uniform have now been killed in afghanistan alone

SONOFABUSH! Well over two million people have been killed in total. There is simply no end in sight. The klinton klan hillbillies on the statusQUObama campaign staff somehow CONvinced the suckergencia™ that statusQUObama would end the war as prez, even as statusQUObama was promising TO ESCALATE IT IN THE PRIMARY DEBATES AND ELSEWHERE. Yup, he TOLD YOU FOOLS ON the corpoRATe teevee snooozzee™ he was gonna continue and escalate the war, but you didn’t listen!

DAGNABIT! There are a bunch of right wingnut card carrying members of the suckergencia™ who really BELIEVE that statusQUObama is CUTTING the military budget! IT AIN’T TRUE (I wish it was) statusQUObama is INCREASING the military budget!

FAGETABOWDIT! Let me propose this challenge:

I CHALLENGE the already ethically challenged klinton klan hillbillies of laBAMAnostra, including the hillbilly in chief statusQUObama to:
  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Withdraw ALL us troops back behind our own borders, and I mean CLOSE ALL us military bases not on us soil NOW!

We can’t afford these out of control military expenditures any more (if we ever could that is) and the time has come for our failure of a government in washingtOOn to set SANE ECONOMIC AND OTHER PRIORITIES!

As often as we have been served moldy chunks of bipartisan cheeeeeeeze by the statusQUObama admin:

A Moldy Chunk of Bipartisan cheeeeeeeeeeeeze

The disaster of a war and the out of control pork barrel military spending are the moldiest chunks of such cheeeeeeeze the dirty dems and filthy repubs serve up to the suckergencia™ day after day, year after year, decade after decade! Feel free to eat my ration if you want, I won’t be joining in that fools feast!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I will register and vote democrat if the above challenge is met by laBAMAnostra, which means we will NEVER VOTE EITHER dirty dem or filthy repub EVER!  MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA…

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on May 19, 2010.

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