Industrial Strength Hypocrisy, white house style…


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Hey kids! the Telepathic Crickets™ hope you enjoy today’s ClapSotOOn™ (NEW AND IMPROVED with 20% less trans fat!)

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, there is no hypocrite like a white house hypocrite! An endless trail of bullshit is spewed by the bad bunch now running our government and country into the ground. It is the same endless bullshit that was spewed by laBUSHanostra and before that, slick willy the last time the ethically challenged klinton klan hillbillies infested the white house.

Papa bush and raygun spewed more of the same in their time too. It all comes down to the bizarre idea that other countries should do as the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn SAY, NOT as the feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn DO!

SONOFABUSH! An obvious example of this is the idea that the disunited states should be able to have the largest stockpile of nuclear weapons on the planet. But other countries should have no nuclear weapons! In a ClapSorific™ world NOBODY would have ANY nukes at all.

That said, it seems to me it does no good for the nuke armed to the teeth disunited states to bitch about anyone else’s nukes! So  how can those idiot dogs of war in washingtOOn insist that other countries not have nukes too?

DAGNABIT! It’s simple, the clueless wonder feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn are MAJOR LEAGUE hypocrites! Thus WE live in the disunited states of hypocrisy. SHAME ON OUR FAILURE OF A SO-CALLED “government!”

If the nuke argument isn’t enough, here’s another glaring example. This from ap:

NKorea warns of war if punished for ship sinking

By JEAN H. LEE and HYUNG-JIN KIM, Associated Press Writers SEOUL, South Korea – South Korea accused North Korea on Thursday of firing a torpedo that sank a naval warship in March, killing 46 sailors in the country’s worst military disaster since the Korean War.

President Lee Myung-bak vowed “stern action” for the provocation following the release of long-awaited results from a multinational investigation into the incident. North Korea, reacting swiftly, called the results a fabrication and warned that any retaliation would trigger war.

Investigators said evidence overwhelmingly proves North Korea fired a homing torpedo that caused a massive underwater blast that tore the Cheonan into two on March 26. Fifty-eight sailors were rescued from the frigid Yellow Sea waters near the Koreas’ maritime border, but 46 perished.

“(We) will take resolute countermeasures against North Korea and make it admit its wrongdoings through strong international cooperation,” Lee told Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd in a phone conversation, the presidential office said.

The White House called the sinking an act of aggression that constitutes a challenge to international peace and security.

Now, I have no love for the failed governments of either korea. Both north and south are as bad as our government here in the disunited states. I am totally against military action of any kind against anybody! But where in the hell do those war criminals in washingtOOn get off bitching about anyone else’s war crimes while they continue the criminal disaster of an almost decade long war started by laBUSHanostra and continued and escalated by laBAMAnostra? This shit is unbelievable!

FAGETABOWDIT!That the talking heads owned by the corpoRATe media cartels blithely report this kind of stuff without even a mention of how hypocritical washingtOOn is in these cases never ceases to amaze me! It pains me to say this, but there is no bigger “challenge to international peace and security” then our own war criminal government here in the disunited states of hypocrisy

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I say that until washingtOOn ends the current disaster of a war, agrees to start no more wars anywhere, and cuts the pork barrel military budget by 50% they should shut the fuck up about everyone else’s military actions!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on May 20, 2010.

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