cowboy ken and statusQUObama do bee pee pee in their own pants as they do the katrina shuffle

Hey kids! the Telepathic Crickets™ hope you enjoy today’s ClapSotOOn™ (NEW AND IMPROVED with 20% less trans fat!)

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, for over a month now the bee pee disaster has been pumping zillions of gallons of crude into the gulf of mexico with no end in sight. Now that the first big blobs of oil are hitting the beaches. The klinton klan hillbillies in washingtOOn are finally “frustrated and angry” at bee pee! Hey, statusQUObama! Ya gonna deal with this spill baby spill in a “bipartisan” manner?

Go ahead, try to CONvince the suckergencia™ that our disaster of a so-called government is doing everything that need be done to fix spill baby spill and all the other problems WE regular folks are and will be suffering from! I AIN’T BUYING ANYTHING IN the statusQUObama agenda. obamessiah’s excuse catechism is getting dog eared, there has been no improvement since he and his klinton klan hillbillies took over the west wing over a year ago! We need a truly progressive agenda, not this corpoRATe criminal coddling neolib/neocon bullshit we always get from the co-joined twins of the apocalypse, both dirty dem and filthy repub!

A Moldy Chunk of Bipartisan cheeeeeeeeeeeeze

Hell, I’ve been frustrated with, and angry at the corpoRATe oil whores my whole damn life! It seems to me the statusQUObama admin has done very little but pass the buck to bee pee. I have never had any confidence in either bee pee or the statusQUObama admin, so it doesn’t surprise me that this disaster is getting worse and not better! That’s what’s been happening with all the corpoRATe disasters that are destroying our world! File this next statusQUObama admin rant under too little, too late!

This from reuters:

U.S. government slams BP for missed deadlines on spill

By Matthew Bigg and Chris Baltimore

VENICE, La/HOUSTON (Reuters) – The U.S. government threatened to remove BP from efforts to seal a blown-out oil well in the Gulf of Mexico if it doesn’t do enough to stop the leak, though it acknowledged only the company and the oil industry have the know-how to halt the deepwater spill.

Interior Secretary Ken Salazar said on Sunday Washington is frustrated and angry that BP Plc missed “deadline after deadline” in its efforts to seal the well more than a month after an oil rig explosion triggered the disaster.

“I am angry and I am frustrated that BP has been unable to stop this oil from leaking and to stop the pollution from spreading. We are 33 days into this effort and deadline after deadline has been missed,” Interior Secretary Ken Salazar said after visiting BP’s U.S. headquarters in Houston.

“If we find they’re not doing what they’re supposed to be doing, we’ll push them out of the way appropriately,” he told reporters as the administration maintained its hard line.

Salazar’s strongly worded comments followed President Barack Obama’s on Saturday, when he blamed the spill on “a breakdown of responsibility” at BP. The unfolding disaster has become a top priority on Obama’s crowded domestic agenda.

The chief of the Coast Guard, Admiral Thad Allen, acknowledged on Sunday that the government is forced to rely on BP and the private oil sector to try to plug the gusher. At the same time, BP said the containment method it was attempting on the ocean floor was capturing much less of the leaking oil than three days ago.

SONOFABUSH! Coast Guard admiral thad allen said on one of the sunday morn political chat pack™ shows that:

“What makes this an unprecedented anomalous event is access to the discharge site is controlled by the technology that was used for the drilling, which is owned by the private sector, they have the eyes and ears that are down there. They are necessarily the modality by which this is going to get solved.”

DAGNABIT! I and many others have a better idea thad, how about we take away ALL bee pee’s toys? It’s time for the statusQUObama admin and all the other feckless appaRATchiks in washingtOOn to SEIZE bee pee!

Seize BP Petition button

FAGETABOWDIT! OUR USELESS government SHOULD SEIZE THE WHOLE DAMN COMPANY NOW, FIRE AND CRIMINALLY INDITE the ethically challenged executhieves at bee pee, and use all bee pee assets to mitigate the damage done! Those crazy bastards at bee pee are pissing oil into OUR ocean! They need to do the time for their environmental crime!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope YOU will click the seize bee pee image above and sign the petition!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on May 24, 2010.

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