ag’s keystone kops open “criminal probe” of bee pee, LET THE WHITEWASH BEGIN!


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Hey kids! the Telepathic Crickets™ hope you enjoy today’s ClapSotOOn™ (NEW AND IMPROVED with 20% less trans fat!)

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, we now have a phony “criminal probe” of bee pee along with a phony “presidential commission investigation.” The statusQUObama admin continues to do the katrina shuffle!

These latest phony “investigations” are plan B. Plan A was to blame bee pee but do nothing! Plan B is to “investigate” bee pee, BUT DO NOTHING! These investigations will go on for years with no charges ever brought! This has been engineered by the ethically challenged klinton klan hillbillies in the statusQUObama admin. This is a totally transparent attempt to CONvince the suckergencia™ to vote dirty dem come the November elections.

In the mean time those geniuses at bee pee HAVE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE THE LEAK EVEN WORSE! Brilliant! ABSOFUCKINGLUTLY BRILLIANT! This from ap:

BP stock tumbles as feds announce oil-spill probes

By MIKE KUNZELMAN and GREG BLUESTEIN, Associated Press Writers

NEW ORLEANS – BP’s stock plummeted and took much of the market down with it Tuesday as the federal government announced criminal and civil investigations into the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.

BP engineers, meanwhile, tried to recover from a failed attempt to stop the gusher with an effort that will initially make the leak worse.

Attorney General Eric Holder, who was visiting the Gulf to survey the fragile coastline and meet with state and federal prosecutors, would not say who might be targeted in the probes into the largest oil spill in U.S. history.

“We will closely examine the actions of those involved in the spill. If we find evidence of illegal behavior, we will be extremely forceful in our response,” Holder said in New Orleans.


OH, WHAT’S THE USE? Here’s some exclusive footage of the ag’s office and the presidential commission at work in the gulf states:


  • The ag’s orifice has done nothing to hold the bush crime family responsible for it’s war crimes.
  • The ag’s orifice has done nothing to hold the banksters responsible for their economic crimes.
  • NOW THE ag’s orifice WILL DO NOTHING TO HOLD bee pee responsible for eleven murders and the worse environmental crime in history!

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The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I also continue to INSIST that there be IMMEDIATE RICO STATUTE CRIMINAL CHARGES AGAINST THE bee pee executhieves! Once charges are brought, BRING ON THE HANGIN’ JUDGE!

WE want years of jail time for the corpoRATe dogs, and RICO STATUTE FORFEITURE OF ALL bee pee executhieves PERSONAL WEALTH! For those who don’t know about the  RICO STATUTES, they allow the feds to take away even the things the criminal executhieves didn’t steal, if there be any…

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on June 2, 2010.

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