Hey kids! Lets cut through the crap and take a long hard look at what the REAL PROBLEMS ARE AND WHAT NEED BE DONE TO FIX EM! Lets start with this video from TheRealNews:

obamessiah’s three biggest lies:
  1. hope
  2. change
  3. responsibility

Here’s a suggestion for real hope, change and responsibility:

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well Cricketeers, first off. I wish I could say that I believed that SOMEONE, ANYONE in washingtOOn is doing anything effective to mitigate the costs of our failed political economy, but if I said that I would be lying. The truth is that both the party of the syphilitic pachyderm AND the party of the syphilitic jackass are wholly owned subsidiaries of the problematic corpoRATe industries that MAKE the disasters HAPPEN that we are forever suffering from!

Again and again such corpoRATe criminals as: goldman sachs and the rest of the banksters, massey energy and the rest of the coal racketeers, bee pee and the rest of the oil thugs, exelon and the rest of the nuke power pricks give us such DISASTERS as economic crashes, coal mine industrial mass murders, exploding oil rig industrial mass murders, THREE MILE ISLAND (nuff said) meltdowns, while the  bought and prayed for republicRAT spin doctors in washingtOOn give us more bizarre and kinky neolib/neocon corpoRATe deregulation fetish agendas! In the end, WE THE PEOPLE always end up paying the tab and dying from these disasters while the executhieves and their feckless appaRATchik butt buddies MAKE BIG BUCKS!

SONOFABUSH! What has statusQUObama given us as his solution to our problems? THIS:

A Moldy Chunk of Bipartisan cheeeeeeeeeeeeze

DAGNABIT! Now, all of a sudden, after over a year in the oval orifice and going on almost two months of spill, baby, spill. His high and exulted ethically challenged obamessiah is looking for “whose ass to kick?” Where you been sparky?

FAGETABOWDIT! The banksters and environMENTAL criminal corpoRATeers have been fucking us up. You been right there by their side, along with the rest of the dirty dems and filthy repubs. You were going along for the ride, enabling the corpoRATe pigs, and now you talk some shit about kicking ass? Lets face it, the angrybama is just your latest self makeover. What sucks the most about you is how many damn yous there are! Here’s a little list:

  • There is sweet talkin’ slimbama who paid LIP-SERVICE to progressive issues such as single payer (I got you on tape saying so and it can be viewed near the bottom of my every daily post on this blog), then you sweet talked the left leaning suckergencia™  with that luke warm “public option” YOU NEVER GAVE EM!
  • There is obamessiah, he of  “change we can believe in” loose change poetics. You are not change sparky, you are same old, same old!
  • There is obamagogetter, he of “yes we CAN” but no you CAN’T! I’m sick of your excuse catechism! SUCK IT UP sparky!
  • NOW you think we gonna fall for angrybama? It’s a bit late ain’t it? Just look at your poll numbers. No matter how much your corp of obamapologists try to spin your crashing poll numbers as “caused by you making the hard choices” the real truth is your klinton klan hillbilly neolib agenda IS A FULL OUT FUCKING FAILURE! Go ahead, do your best to CONvince the suckergencia™ to vote dirty dem in the upcoming election.

Now listen here sonnybama! I just did you a big favor. I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS! THAT WAS THE FIRST ASS THAT NEEDED TO BE KICKED! I did some of the heavy lifting for ya! Now that your ass is all kicked in, starting with tomorrows post I’m gonna tell ya whose ass needs be kicked by YOU!

The Telepathic Crickets™ on the ClapSotronics editorial board and I hope you will tune in tomorrow for the second of several ass kicking posts to come!

We continue to insist that the criminal statusQUObama admin:

  1. Cut pork barrel military spending by 50%! FUCK the military industrial complex!
  2. Replace the failed “down payment plan” with universal single payer health care!

Here’s my FAVE endorsement for single payer universal national health care, from the neolib who now refuses to give it to us:

Let’s see, in the video statusQUObama had a step by step process to get a single payer health care plan:

  1. dems take back white house CHECK √
  2. dems take back senate CHECK √
  3. dems take back house o’reps CHECK √
  4. PAY UP BITCH! Mauhahahahahahahah

The ongoing ClapSotronics serving suggestion:

EAT THE FUCKING pig corpoRATe rich!

The following is a public service announcement from ClapSotronics:

laBAMAnostra and laBUSHanostra agree:

  • That the disaster of a war should continue indefinitely. laBAMAnostra has the same exit strategy as laBUSHanostra did, no exit strategy what so ever! The corpoRATe pigs agree the current war should be escalated and additional wars should be started whenever possible!
  • That the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel spending on ever larger pentagon budgets should continue and money “should be no object” when it comes to the funding of military death and destruction! paygo my ass!
  • That the thieving corpoRATe insurance companies (the rotten aig being only the tip of the corpoRATe iceberg in the insurance larceny business) should be able to continue to pocket almost half of our health care dollars via the waste fraud and abuse filled current “free market health care system.” This ripoff comes in the form of over the top corpoRATe insurer “administrative costs” and corpoRATe drug pusher profiteering even as the rest of us are badly served by their wealth care, NOT REALLY HEALTH CARE SYSTEM!
  • That the wal-fare system (click this link to see how I defined the wal-fare system in an earlier post) started by the klinton klan co-presidents slick willy and hillary dillary doo (she a former walmart board member and both former co-presidents are now made members of laBAMAnostra) and made ever worse by the waste, fraud, and abuse pork barrel funding of so called “faith based” organizations should be able to continue to poverty pimp we poor folks into ever deeper poverty! Punitive policies that force us into slave labor, low wage “jobs” and sermons are no replacement for the basic human needs based system we should have!
  • That the inherently dishonorable corpoRATe criminals should be allowed to continue to “self police” as the idiots in washingtOOn chant the tired deregulation mantra!

It’s time to put an end to deregulation and the kid glove wrist slap treatment they get by regulating the corpoRATeers and RICO statute CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS OF THE corpoRATe THIEVES!

The pro dirty dem phony “progressives” owe Ralph Nader a VERY BIG AND WELL DESERVED APOLOGY! The complete failure of obamessiah’s neolib agenda proves that the politically inbred klinton klan neolib hillbilly and green washer, al bore, would have been just as bad as g’dubya was in the oval office! That is if global warming al succeeded in carrying his home state and had won the presidency in 2000! Read the truly progressive plank offered by the super citizen YOU dirty dem apologists should have voted for in the last four presidential elections at the following link:


The scientifically impossible I do right away

The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

~ by ClapSo on June 9, 2010.

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